The Girl who knew everything
Chapter 5
(A/N): OK I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING SOONER! I WAS CHECKING OUT MY OTHER FANFICS AND SEEING WHAT I WANTED TO DO WITH THEM OR UPDATE THEM AS WELL. I WANTED TO CHECK OUT SOME FANFICTIONS THAT I'VE BEEN REVIEWING FOR AND I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A VAMPIRE KNIGHT FANFICTION CALLED WHISPERS IN THE DARK BECAUSE I WAS BORED (IT'S NOT A SONGFIC, I JUST LIKED THE TITLE) SO HERE IS CHAPTER 5. BY THE WAY THIS CHAPTER IS FILLED WITH RANDOMNESS AND CRACK. IT'S NOT REALLY A CHAPTER, I'M VERY SORRY IF I'VE DISAPOINTED YOU, I CAME UP WITH THIS AT SCHOOL TODAY; I HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO! THIS WAS WRITTEN ON TWO PAGES OF NOTE BOOK PAPER IN PEN. SO HERE IT IS!
"HOLY SCHOWZOW IT'S ONLINE!' said Ciel. "What's online?' asked Light."Is it the identity of Kira?' asked L. "No it's something worse!' said Audrey. "If it's a pairing, we don't wanna know!' said L, Light, Mello, Matt and Near."It's a FanFiction written about us!' said Erika. "WHAT?' said everyone. "Who wrote it?' said Matt. "Someone named BTTfangirl14' said Violet. (YES. THEY FOUND MY FANFICTION) Ciel just looked shocked. She wrote it. She was horrified they found out.
"WHOEVER WROTE THIS, I'M GOING TO KILL!' said Mello. "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! IT GOT REALLY POPULAR AND I DECIDED TO KEEP GOING WITH IT, I NEVER KNEW ANYONE OF YOU WOULD FIND OUT, AND I WROTE IT FOR FUN AND INSPIRATION AND I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE IT BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE IN IT, AND AT LEAST I DIDN'T PUT ANY MATT X MELLO AND L X LIGHT WHICH I THOUGHT WOULD MAKE PEOPLE UNCOMFERTABLE WITH EACH OTHER EVEN THOUGH I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT' said Ciel.
Everyone looked at Ciel in shock. "YOU WROTE IT?'
"I said I was sorry!' said Ciel "She apologized didn't she? Isn't that enough for you people? She worked really hard on this and heck, she even put in the time to update the story for her reviewers' said Alice. "You're an awesome friend Alice' said Ciel. "I know' said Alice. They hugged. "So what do we do now?' asked Matt. "GOOGLE!' said Audrey. "They are not ready for Google yet!' said Ciel, Erika, Alice, and Violet. "What's on Google? Is there jam?' asked Beyond. "Yes and other things too' said Violet. "I like Google' said Beyond Birthday. "TO THE INTERNET!' said Audrey and Alice.
(Le time skip)
"What is this?' asked Near. "I have no idea how that happened and I don't even want to know how that got online' said Matt. We were looking at a Near x Mello picture. (I DON'T LIKE NEAR X MELLO I LIKE MELLO X MATT) Mello was beyond angry, he was furious. "HOW DID THIS GET ON THE INTERNET? I WOULD NEVER KISS THAT SHEEP IN A MILLION YEARS! NOT EVEN FOR CHOCOLATE! THIS NEVER HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND NEAR!' said Mello. We were all shocked. Mello loved chocolate more than anything. Heck, he loves it more than he does Matt, next, Matt googled him and Mello. Big mistake. "WHAT? HE'S MY BEST FRIEND! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT! WHO PUT THIS ONLINE?' they said in unison. "Judging by the link, it's on DeviantArt, and someone drew and posted it on their page' said Erika. "Trust me, I've seen worse' said Violet. Mello had a 0.0 face on. "Did we mention that Ciel supports Matt x Mello?' asked Audrey and Alice. "YOU SUPPORT THIS?' asked Matt. "I'M SORRY! IF I HAD KNOWN YOU WOULD BE HERE, I WOULD NEVER OF SHOWN THE TWO OF YOU THIS- WAIT! HOW DOES THE DEATH NOTE WORLD LET US SEE PICTURES OF DEATH NOTE PAIRINGS WHEN WE'RE IN THE DEATH NOTE WORLD?' asked Ciel. "Who cares! Now L!' said Erika. "What?' asked L. "Get Light and Google yourselves' she said. "OK' said L. "But I'm 99% sure that a pairing will come up' he added. "He's gooood' said Audrey. They typed in their names and got L x Light. "WHAT THE?' they said. "HOW?' asked Light. "Blame extreme and rabid fangirls' said Violet. "Ciel also supports this pairing' said Audrey. "WHY?' asked L, Light, and Alice. "I'm a fangirl, I support pairings' said Ciel. "Oh there's one more!' said Audrey. "One second' said Ciel. She pulled out a jar of jam out of the fridge. "BEYOND BIRTHDAY! I WILL GIVE YOU JAM IF YOU LOOK AT THIS!' screamed Ciel. Beyond came running and grabbed the jam. "What do I need to look at?' he asked. "This, you too L' said Violet. We pulled up, yes you guessed it, a BB x L photo. "WHAT?' asked L. "UNWANTED VIRTUAL PHYSICAL CONTACT!' yelled BB. "I knew he would say that' said Ciel.
(A/N): OK THAT'S DONE! I GOT THE CHARACTERS GOOGLING THEM SELVES IN! I FEEL HAPPY! HOPE YOU LIKED IT AND CHAPTER SIX WILL BE HERE SOON!
