Chapter 7: EXCUSES AND DA BEST PRANK EVER!

(A/N): OMG I'M SO SORRY! I hate myself for not updating for a while. But I can tell you why! Here to help me with this is Matt, Mello, Ciel, Light (for bashing!), Alice, and L. Also if you can name the references, I will let you have a hug from Sebastian Michaelis!

I AM SPARTA! (Matt: Your Sparta?, Mello: I knew it)

I made a contract with a demon butler (Ciel: You know it!)

I GOT ADDICTED TO CHOCOLATE WITH MELLO!

Mello: IT'SSOTRUE!HAHAHAHAHA

WE FOUND ANOTHER WORLD IN A WARDROBE! (L and Alice: We met Prince Caspian!)

I AM KIRA! BOW DOWN TO GOD! MWHAHAHAHA! (I would never bow down to Light!) L: your Kira? Me: No! Imagay is! Light: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE!

I was so lazy!

THE NEXT DOCTOR WHO IS THE UNITED KNIGDOM OF NORTHERN IRELAND AND GREAT BRITIAN! (You would know if you read ask a bad toucher)

I got a YouTube account! (It's Melloloveschocolate) Mello: you named it after me? me: yes, you're my favorite! Mello: I feel so loved!

Homework: I hate it so much!

Lazy (Matt: she's been Lazy since chapter 6)

I joined king Arthur on his quest for the Holy Grail!

Catching up on Death Note! Episode 15! Mello: You really need to catch up like everyone else Me: I know who dies though!

I made a collab account with Lepercohn97 and named it ChocoholicLepercohn1497 we are creating the first ever Black Butler unit fanfiction! (NONE OF YOU BETTER NOT CLAIM THIS IDEA AS YOURS! IT BELONGS TO ME AND LEPERCOHN)

I am a reviewer for Alice Falling Through Wonder Land's death note fanfic ask the cast of death note anything it's an awesome story and a lot of fun

Typing other stories and deleting one AND NOT THIS ONE MY FIRST ONE!

I AM HARRY POTTER AND I WAS SEARCHING FOR HOROCRUXES!

I took a potato chip and ate it

Near: wwhy haven't you been updating? Me: Because I have to knoww wwhat happens in death note L: you don't say

I think that Barney Stenson from how I met your mother is Prussia in disguise

I HAVE JOINED THE TRAVIS WILLINGHAM MINISKIRT ARMY! Matt: can I join? Me: Yes! Matt: sweet!

I am taller than Mello, Near, and Matt! L: How tall are they and you? Me: Mello is 5'7'1/3, Matt is 5'6'1/2, and Near is 5'1'! L: Wow how tall are you? Me: I'm 5'8'1/2! Everyone: O.O dang your tall

I want all of you to know that Light and Misa have broken up and we've been celebrating for sometime!

chocolate en mis pantolones! (Random Spanish I wanted to put in there) Mello: Porque? Me: porque yo amo anime! L: A si (I'll put translations at the bottom)

Me gusta waffles!

I have another fan fiction to write!

Ok, on with the story!

Ciel's POV

We had a very busy day today. There was a crazy Beyond Birthday, sugar rush L, and Near ate a toy. Plus, I had to run from an angry Light because I stole his death note and used one of the pages as a tissue. I didn't touch it, I used duck tape and a fishing rod to wave it in peoples faces. It was pretty funny making Light freak out into thinking Ryuk had the death note and was walking around with it. We went home and Violet had made food. We ate then I had some pranks to pull with Alice and Audrey. "What should we do?' asked Alice. "I think we should take Light's death note and replace it with a coloring book!' said Audrey. "Genius!' said Alice and I. "Oh! I got one!' I said. "We take some fake blood, Audrey, and a blanket, we make it look like Audrey died with the Death Note, then when we tell L that something happened, L will see what's going on, at this time, Audrey's body will be under a blanket. Then when L pulls back the blanket, Audrey will stay still for about a minute holding her breath, then scare the living daylights out of L and whoever else by all of us sneaking up on them, looking like we bled to death, screaming Light is Kira' I said. "I love it' said Audrey. "Let's set it up!' said Alice. We got the fake blood and paper. Then we made Audrey and ourselves look like we bled to death. Next, we took a blanket, and covered her body with it. Alice and I hid in two bathroom stalls. We let Erika and Violet in our prank as well. They would be the ones to scream bloody murder and have L, Light, Mello, Near, and Matt run in the bathroom. "OH MY GOD! AUDREY! SPEAK TO US! OH GOD WHY! AUDREY PLEASE BE ALIVE! NOOOOO! NOOOOO! WHY! WHY! YOU?! CIEL! NO!NOT YOU TOO! ALICE! NOOOO NOOOOO! NOOOOOO!' sobbed and screamed Erika and Violet. I was trying not to laugh as Erika and Violet were screaming. L, Light, Mello, Near, Mello, Beyond Birthday, and Matt immediately came running into the bathroom. There they found Audrey covered in blood and Erika and Violet in hysterics.

L's POV

"Ok so what do we have so far on the Kira case?' I asked. "Well' said Light but was cut off by bloody murder; we then heard screaming and hysterics coming from the women's bathroom. "What was that?' asked Matt. All of us ran into the bathroom to find Alice, Audrey, and Ciel covered in blood while Erika and Violet were hunching over their bodies with tears in their eyes and shaking them to wake up. Matt dropped his cigarette, Near dropped his toy, and Light just had shock, fear, anger, confusion, and hurt in his eyes. He really did love Alice. She was all that meant to him. But where were Ciel and Alice? They had their feet sticking out of two stalls. "How did this happen?' asked Matt. "Kira did this' said Erika in a shaky voice. I went by her side to comfort her. "But where are Ciel and Audrey?' asked a beyond furious matt. he looked like he could kill anyone right now for murdering Ciel. Then, I swear I thought I saw movement. We saw the door to the stall Alice and Ciel were in fly open. Everyone walked in. we saw a blanket, Mello had decided he wanted to pull it back. Just then, as Mello pulled back the blanket; Ciel cocked her head towards us, and opened one eye, we were starting to get

scared, Matt and Light went up to Ciel and Alice's bodies, and Ciel screamed, "LIGHT IS KIRA!' she said. Matt and Violet held onto each other while Near, Matt, Light, and I were holding onto each other for dear life. I almost had a heart attack. "What was that?' I asked. Ciel was laughing her butt off, "I can't breathe!' said Alice in between laughter. Audrey was also laughing her butt off. Erika and Violet were holding onto each other gasping for air.

Ciel's POV

You should of seen they're faces! Priceless! Best of all, Erika had put video cameras up recording the whole thing. "What was that?' asked L. We stopped laughing and I had to tell L what happened. "We wanted to prank you guys! Were not dead! We used fake blood and old blankets to do this. It was originally Audrey dead but why not Alice and I as well? Thus, this was born!' I said. "But why give us a heat attack?' asked Mello. "The idea was to scare all of you until you either died or had a heart attack' said Erika. And then the prank wars had begun!

(A/N): Oh that was awesome! I had so much fun writing the prank! Now the guys are getting revenge! I need ideas! It can't be the same thing because the girls will get it, and know the similarities between the two. So give me your ideas and I will credit you! Hope you liked it! I DON'T OWN DEATH NOTE! ONLY MY OCS EXCEPT AUDREY! SHE BELONGS TO ALICE!