IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!! - This is the Yu-Gi-Oh! Yaoi portion of the Shipping List in order. Be forewarned. Some "pairings" will not be fluffy and cute. But they will all, hopefully, be believable. Rating's will vary.
Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh! is the intellectual property of Kazuki Takahashi
Author's Notes: Thank you so much to those who've reviewed so far. Now if only I could get out from under my writer's block for the one I'm currently working on.
Rating: M
Yu-Gi-Oh! Shipping List #8
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Annoyshipping (Seto x Katsuya x Noa) - "Conspiracy"
Seto Kaiba knew that he was insane. He had come to this conclusion not after countless consecutive hours of work or what amounted to months worth of lost sleep, but after slamming the novel he'd been trying to read for the last fifteen minutes closed in order to glare pointedly at his two lovers, who happened to return his gaze from the opposite edge of his … their king size bed.
Jounouchi was looming over Noa, pinning him to the bed with a can of whipped cream in one hand and Noa's wrist in the other. A white tongue retreated from Noa's torso, taking refuge in the blonde's mouth as he grinned back at Seto. Noa, gripping Jounouhi's crimson boxers in one hand and fisting the other at his mouth to stifle the giggles the blonde had been purposefully extracting, couldn't compose himself enough to look back at Seto, whose glare would most assuredly catapult the giggles into all-out laughter. The thought made Seto's frown deepen.
"Decide to join us yet?" Jounouchi asked, as if he were mocking Seto, his book, and his stubborn insistence in reading it before doing anything else all in one fell swoop.
"No I have not." Seto informed them both firmly. "As I have already mentioned, I intend to finish this chapter first. This is the only chance I have to read it and I have already had to repeat this sentence four times so will you kindly shut up!" Seto said, waving the book in front of them, his finger marking the page he was reading.
Jounouchi lifted his shoulders in a graceful, detached gesture, and returned his attention to his captive. "Suit yourself."
Seto reopened his book and tried to tune out Noa's giggling and Jounouchi's provocative moans, pulled from him no doubt as a result of Noa grinding into the silk above him.
He was absolutely insane. First, he had let Mokuba talk him into being nice to Jounouchi during one singular evening that had snowballed into a heated affair totally beyond his control. Then he had let Mokuba talk him into resurrecting Noa using shadow magic of all things (for which he had had to cooperate with Yami who had taken every spare second of the encounter to rub his nose right in the fact that he now using magic).
Noa, being in reality his own age, now had a body that differed drastically from the one they had once encountered during Battle City.
So here was Jounouchi, now living with him because Seto had to admit he shouldn't have put up with his father's shit as long as he had, and Noa whose last name was still Kaiba and therefore rightfully belonged in the Kaiba estate, and that was when Seto had gone off the deep end.
Noa was determined to make every second of his new life count. His main supporter was, of course, Mokuba, who insisted upon making Noa feel at all times as though he were a part of the family. Seto had to admit the whole spectacle had induced more than one jealous fit he really did not look back on favorably. And of course, winning Mokuba's endorsement was a guaranteed ticket to Jounouchi's heart.
Seto had been completely outnumbered. He was beginning to wonder if Mokuba, and not himself, was the influential matriarch of the Kaiba family. He had to admit that everything Mokuba wanted he somehow got - no matter how ridiculous his request; family, more older brothers, Seto's own happiness… The thought frightened Seto to no end. What would happen when Mokuba wanted little nieces and nephews?
So of course Jounouchi's warm, open arms had inspired Noa to get into his own good graces (could Mokuba have anticipated that too? It seemed plausible.) Noa had fallen hard for Jounouchi and from there, Seto's life had avalanched to become that annoying fourth sentence he could not seem to comprehend for the life of him because Noa and Jounouchi were purposefully teasing him; waiting to see how long it would take before he broke. It was a conspiracy! They were ignoring him on purpose, just to make him bothered.
Seto slid one cerulean eye to the side to check their progress only to find Jounouchi already going down on Noa who had his legs wrapped tightly around the blonde's chest and his arms around Jounouchi's head, curling slightly around the thick blonde mop of hair as he took in deep breaths.
Seto's eye twitched and his hands lowered the book of their own accord. "What do you think you're doing?!" he demanded.
Jounouchi released Noa, turning his head with some difficulty as it was still being embraced by his green-haired lover to look back at Seto uncomprehendingly. Noa looked too, curiously and a little bothered that Jounouchi had stopped.
"Are you done with your book?" Noa asked innocently.
Book? "Were you planning on including me in these little activities at some point?" Seto demanded, irritated.
Noa frowned. "We've been trying to." he snapped back. "I was starting to wonder if you planned on having sex with that book tonight."
"I would have been done with the book by now if the two of you hadn't been distracting me the whole time." Seto knew the error of his words as soon as they'd been spoken and matching devious grins appeared on his lovers' faces.
"I'm sorry, Seto." Jounouchi drawled, crawling across the mattress and over Seto's lap, bringing his nose mere centimeters from Seto's. "Is it distracting just watching?"
"Maybe you'd be able to concentrate better if you participated instead." Noa suggested, sliding behind Seto, wrapping his arms around the CEO's waist and resting his chin on one shoulder.
"The level to which you two are able to manipulate me is obscene." Seto answered levelly, reaching over to set the book aside on the night stand.
"Just one more service we offer." Jounouchi replied cheekily, kissing Seto with a grin that Noa mirrored as he began kissing Seto's neck, slipping one hand down the front of his silk night pants. Seto groaned into Jounouchi's mouth as he reached one hand up to press Noa further into his neck and the other hooked the back of the blonde's neck, holding him in place.
It was a conspiracy.
Post whatevers: I Loved This Pairing. I never thought I would but I did. I like to write for Seto. Next up Shaadi x Yugi
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