Tampered With.

Summary: The McCarthy twins are easily obsessed. What happens when Alice thinks Bella is lonely and needs a guy. Emmett and Alice go 'under cover' to find the right guy. When they realise that guy is Edward, Emmett's best friend, they realise they have already ruined everything.

Disclaimer: This is the only one, it covers the whole story. I don't own twilight and I ain't Stephanie Meyer, a girl can dream but sadly...no :(

This chapter is just basically an introduction.

Chapter 1 ... Personalities

Bella P.O.V

I sighed staring down at the pixie herself, babbling about animal rights. This was getting old but I always listened because, well it's my job to.

Alice has always been the animal activist; she has her beliefs and always gets her way. In a way I would never understand the pixie, she was all for the earth and was basically a Buddhist, but the girl never stopped to shop, but she only bought from places that didn't use tiny children to make her clothes or done by machines, she was clearly opposed to the suffering of anything, even a machine, which in her eyes seem to do too much work and need their rest. I rolled my eyes internally, Alice will be Alice.

"As I was saying, I'm going with Jazzy to protest against the usage off animals for cosmetic purposes, okay I understand, yes at medical purposes. But making a tiny baby monkey try on raspberry flavoured lip-stick is downright sickening and unnatural" she was shaking her head in disgust.

I looked at her, I was proud off her in a way. She was standing up for what she believed in, but when Alice thinks she's right she won't back down. Alice never backs down. I shuddered I knew too much about, Alice not backing down. When she gets you in the torture chamber, you better do as she says.

"Jazzy!"

I looked up to see Alice jump into the arms of Japer Whitlock. Sometimes they don't understand that the way they go at it in public is wrong. Jasper kissed her tenderly and she clung to him. Jasper was sweet, he was on the wrestling team, against Alice's approvals. She understood that fighting was special to him so she never voiced her opinions, probably because Jasper would stop to please her. He wasn't an activist but he went with Alice to protests because he didn't think it was safe to leave her unattended.

"DUCKY!" oh shit...

I was no longer on the ground I was being crushed to death by Emmett. Emmett had called me ducky for years, because my last name is Swan, he obviously thinks it's funny. Emmett is a boisterous guy and has a love of destruction, yes he wants to own his company 'Emmett's Bulldozing. LTD'.

"Em- I ca... breath!" I said exasperated for breath.

"Emmett, put Bella down before she dies of suffocation" Rose scolded.

Rosalie Hale, well what could you say. Rose was the stunning, head cheerleader, but she was down to earth. What surprised me the most is her love for mechanics, she told me after scolding my Chevy truck one day. She secretly wanted to pursue a career as a mechanic, which Emmett wouldn't stop talking about how sexy it is and openly telling us in detail what he would do to her on the car, and it wasn't a pretty story.

I loved my friends well, all except one. Edward Cullen, the guy was a stuck-up jock. He thinks he's 'it' and he isn't naive of the female and sometimes male attention he gets. He was absolutely stunning but a complete jack-off.

He was always persistent that I am crushing over him. I hated that, loathed it to an enormous extent. He may be abruptly handsome, with his dishevelled bronze hair and his emerald green eyes. And believe me from what I've seen on the field, hot chiselled body, but he is a player, and it fucking ticks me off.

I felt a hand grope my ass and I turned to see Edward wink at me. I glared at him and watched as his lips traced a smirk. His hand tightened on my ass before he dropped it to give Emmett Spanish notes. I glowered at him. Asshole.

"Edie sexy." I heard the voice of Lauren ring my ears. I looked up to see Rose's co-captain Lauren, and her posse Jessica, Jane and Victoria. The 'dip-shits' as Rose and I call them. Rose may be captain but she absolutely despises them.

"Want to come to mine, tonight?" Lauren purred.

Edward shook his head. "I can't I'm taking my mum to dinner"

Lauren pouted, swinging her corn silk hair behind her back. "But... Jane will be joining us" she winked at him, while running her hand over his chest. I was positive, I just sicked up a little.

He just shook his head again "Nope, I'm spending the night with my mother"

I knew how close he was to Esme, he loved her so much, they got especially close after his sister Elizabeth died. Eliza and I used to be best friends, we would spend every moment with Alice, we were basically stuck to the hip. She had the same emerald eyes as Edward but her hair was light like Carlisle's. I felt sorry for Edward; I knew how hard he took it. He wasn't like this until he came back after the... accident. He went haywire and did girl after girl, after girl. He retorted to drink on Fridays, sex and making out in the janitors closet.

The girls retreated feeling down and I couldn't help but smirk.

I followed Alice to her Turbo-Banana, which she had updated so she could use natural gas. I sunk into the cold leather seats and sighed. Jasper sunk into the front and the others retreated to the stupid-sexy ass Volvo.

"Sleepover Bella!" Alice was jumping, great sleepover on a school night, I was going to be asleep classes tomorrow.


Sooooooooooooooooooo? What'dya think. Yeah I know I have to other stories but I update Thirst for my... daily and Hell In One... every three days so It's only fair!