Chapter 2... No Way, He's Mine!
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked" Bernard Meltzer
Bella P.O.V
I watched Alice flutter around the room, this girl was a definite fashion guru. Her walls were plastered with animal rights and fashion posters, I swear she's cooko, but I love my best friend. Alice and I have been friends since the first day of kindergarten. It started when Alice and I had the same bumblebee lunchbox. Alice and I have been stuck at the hip ever since.
Alice is crazy, out of the right mind. Practically insane, but that's what makes her Alice. She turned to me, her blue eyes wide with excitement. Her black sticky out hair was sticking out in all directions and her eyes were gleaming at me.
I knew what that meant. She was going to interrogate me.
She danced over grinning like the cat out of Alice in Wonderland , damn that cat is awesome but is fricken' scary as hell. She clasped her hair back then sat crossed legged opposite me.
She took a spoonful of the Ben & Jerry's and smiled warmly at me. He eyes glazed over in excitement.
"So Bella... Jasper has a friend called Todd... he's cute-ish and not really smart but still?" her eyes were almost pleading. I knew how much Alice wanted me to date so I wouldn't feel out of place when the group hung out. Although honestly I was happy single, pleasantly happy. I wouldn't be one of those girls who need a guy to complete them. I intensely loath that, the girls who have a break down when their boyfriend de flowers them and finds a new girl. Really most boys are jerks at our school and the girls were transparent.
See there are stereotypes such as Alice who isn't the typical teen activist, she loves fashion and is easily excitable. And Jasper isn't the usual stereotype he may be a fighter, but he is loving, caring and emotional and desperately adores Alice. Rose isn't the so called stereotypical cheerleader, she is mellow, calm down to earth, but she is fashion crazy, kind of sluttish and really hot. Whereas Emmett, well Emmett is just your stereotypical dumb-ass class-clown, he's burly unlike most class clowns and admittedly he's really stunning. But then you reach boys such as Edward Cullen... who does come under the stereotype. He is an obnoxious jock who is a complete whore and spends maths in the janitors closet with Jessica.
"Bellaaaaaa??" Alice whined, waving a hand in front of my face.
"Oh, sorry. No. Alice. I'm not... Todd seriously? He's a fuck up. Alice" I groaned.
Alice shook her head, jumping up and popping some skittles into her mouth. "Bella that isn't nice. Yeah, he is a fuck up though. You know I'm going to buy him crayons to keep him entertained"
I laughed at her comment but she stood unaffected, then I realised Alice is pretty much, always serious.
"So that's a no then huh?" she concluded, I only nodded making her sigh. "Well If you're so picky, I guess you won't want Dean Winchester?"
I gasped "No! There is always time for that Supernatural hunk!"
She laughed "Fine but I get... Hayden Christensen" she smiled evilly, knowing I was in love with Anakin Skywaker.
I gasped louder this time "No way! He's MINE whore!" I exclaimed making us burst into laughter.
Alice calmed down first "It's fine as long as I get Johnny Depp" she said dreamily.
I will never understand her. I shook my head. "Alice I think I just gagged. What is wrong with you!?"
Her eyes that had just looked dreamy and off distance returned to me. Her expression was shocked and unamused. "Did you not see him in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?"
I looked at her as If she was crazy, which she blatantly is "Alice, I cannot believe you thought he was hot then" I shook my head "Anyway, doesn't matter. Hayden is MINE!"
She smiled at me "So you think any the guys at school are hot?"
I shrugged "Most are ok Alice. But they are asses"
She nodded understandingly "Well, I think I got the only decent one"
"HO! I'm better than your Jaz man!"Emmett stood at the doorway. He looked like Alice with the same blue eyes and evil grins but other than that, Alice is a pixie and Emmett is the fricken HULK.
Alice rolled her eyes "You can't even compare"
"I'm hotter! Ain't I Ducky?" he turned his gaze to me as did Alice. I began glancing at then nervously. Alice eyes were squinting at me and Emmett was trying to give me seductive looks which resulted in me laughing.
"See, she can't help but laugh at your ugly ass face!" Alice stuck out her tongue "Now shoo, before I need to meditate" she ushered him out.
I laughed at them, they were hilarious. I love their relationship. They acted so dysfunctional, but I guess that is what families are supposed to do. I really wished I had a sibling but I had Alice and she wasted no time in reminding me every day of our 'un biological sisterhood'.
"I think you should let me help you" Alice's eyes gleamed.
"Help me with what?" I asked suspiciously, scared to death by the grin she held.
"Finding a boyfriend"
"No Alice!" I yelled, it will be so hard to change her mind. Alice is too easily determined.
She pouted making me feel almost guilty, I looked away from her.
"No" I said with finality.
She pouted but an evil smirk replaced her features. She got out her phone and flipped it up and began to type rapidly. Her fingers flew over the keys and I watched in amazement.
"Alice?"
She returned her gaze to me. "Don't worry It was Jazzy asking what we were doing tomorrow. Do you want to go to his?"
I nodded. Rose would be there that makes life a bit better.
"He's having a party. His auntie Bessie just had a baby so his parents went out'a town. So everyone will be there. Resulting in a makeover for Miss. Swan" she beamed at me. I rolled my eyes. I hate parties but Jasper and Rose throw the best parties. So I was kind of excited. Excluding the makeover part, they'll torture me.
"Okay so Rose just texted me. We've to be at hers tomorrow at 6 pm. We'll get ready, and you will be plucked and waxed. Then we'll make our dramatic entrance at 9"
I stared at her in disbelief "Three hours are you kidding?"
"Do'ya want to make it four?" she threatened making me cower back.
"Don't worry. It'll be organic natural wax"
I sighed as If that makes me feel better. I hate these makeovers, they burn my hair. They pluck my eyebrows. They even wax me!
"Okay so we don't have time to shop. So Rose and I'll let you borrow our clothes. 'Kay!" she ordered, paying no attention to me whatsoever "You'll wear blue, Rose'll wear pink and I'll wear purple or green. That way we don't clash and we'll look more dramatic when we descend the stairs"
Dammit. She's going to go about this all night. I wish Rose was here but damn her and being too busy with her geometry homework. Rose is a model A student and one of the smartest people I know.
Tomorrow is going to be HELL
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