Hiiii, this one took a long time to write too, coz I was busy over the holidays and getting settled into school again for the year, but will try to write again soon.

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THE NEXT DAY

"I don't understand why it's a problem if I date Jenny," Ben said.
"Because, as I told her, 1. She's my best friend and you're my brother. 2. You're 28."
"She's right Ben..." Our 17 year old sister Caitlin said, "it's just like if I went out with one of
Darcy's friends, and that would be disgustinger and weirder, coz they are only 13."
"So it's ok for Rachel and you, dad, to be married, even though Rachel and aunt Monica
were best first and dad is Monica's sister, and it's ok for uncle Chandler and aunt Monica
to be married when Ross and Chandler were college friends first, but not ok for me and
Jenny to be together? And with the age difference, didn't dad, Rachel and aunt Monica all
date people younger than them?"
"Well, um, cough-cough, um, yeah, but that was different," dad stuttered.
"How?" We all asked.
"Well, coz this is both at the same time."
"But you and chandler are both older than Monica and Rachel," Ben pointed out.
We all nodded and were very interested in what Ross's response to that would be, we didn't really know who's side we were on now, but I'm pretty sure we all secretly wanted Ben to win, seeing as dad hated to loss.
"Hang on, I've got an idea, who ever wins the argument gets there way," I said without thinking.
"But I thought you didn't want them to date," Ross said.
"Yes, but it's a good idea," I said grinning, because I knew that would make him more worried, because he was losing.
"Anyway where were you?" mum asked, looking at me very annoyed that I'd interrupted a very intense argument, that you could make into a movie.
"I was saying that both dad and Chandler are older than Rachel and Monica." Ben looked at me grinning, happy that he was going to beat dad and that he would get his way.
"Oh yeah, but that's only a year difference, you and Jenny have a 7 year difference." Now dad was the one grinning, not knowing how Ben would ever think of a come back to that.
"Yes but you and Elizabeth had about that much difference and you were her professor so you seemed even older, and to add to that Rachel was old enough to date her dad, which would have been weird for her, that's probably why he dumped Rache."
"Hey he didn't dump me! I dumped him coz I stupidly made him open up, so he cried to much!" Mum said looking even more annoyed than when I interrupted the argument.
"Well, I don't think you can argue since you dated a guy younger than you, you know that guy from your work Tod? Tad...Tag!"
"Hey, I'm not arguing…I'm just stating why I'm right. Anyway Monica slept with a guy in his senior year of highschool."
"Hey I'm not proud of that."
"Can we get back to the argument, please."
"Anyway Ben, we all broke up with them, because they were too immature"
"I can be immature if I have to be."
"Plus if me and your aunt Rachel hadn't broken up with Elizabeth and Tag, we would have ended up fired…"
"…And I would have ended up in jail."
"Yes, but she's not young enough to make it illegal, and I don't have a job where she could be my student, or my assistant, I work as a bartender, and I have 2 co-workers who are dating at the moment and all the boss has said is as long as it doesn't interfere with serving drinks it's alright by him."
"Well…um…but…what about…what if…"
"I think I've out smarted you, haha."
"Ok, ok, you win I give up, I can't think of any other reason for you not to date her."

"YES!" Ben yelled, a HUGE smile covered his face.