Sorry for the Lack of updates, I've been writing mostly updates for The Thirst For My Blood and Body! It's almost done yay! =D Anyway, on with THIS story.
Swearing in this...alot.
Chapter 5 ... Master Plan.
Rose P.O.V
I frowned as Alice forcefully pulled Emmett and I out of the kitchen and upstairs, god this chick is the new and improved hulk!
She was bouncing as she pushed us into my room and slammed the door shut.
"OHMYGOD!" she was jumping and all I wanted to do was run for sweet life.
"I don't know why I never thought of it before!" she muttered pacing the room.
I started to get scared as she muttered a chorus of 'stupid's whilst slapping her palm angrily on her head.
"What?" I could tell my baby was getting impatient.
Alice turned to us beaming. "Well how many times do we try to set Bella up on dates and she refuses?" she never gave us time to answer "How many times have we tried and failed? Well, I have a solution...
We go 'under cover'... we find a boy to suit her and neither have to know that we are setting them up, they'll just think they 'bumped' into each other." I could tell this was exciting her tone of voice and the way she was jumping frantically.
I agreed instantly, I would not dare go up against her, shed turn the tree's against me.
Emmett pursed his lips. "Can I get a code name?"
Alice nodded.
"Oh I'm so in, we are so getting walky-talkies Pixie!" Emmett exclaimed.
"Pixie?" Alice frowned.
Emmett nodded. "Look If you want my expertise I choose the code names"
He then turned to me, pointing. "Codename; Tits"
I glared at him, that's a definite sex ban.
He then turned to Alice "Codename; Pixie"
Alice pouted and Emmett sighed. "Fine, Alice. Codename; Mother Nature"
Alice punched the air making me laugh.
Emm then gestured to himself. "And I... Codename; Sex Machine"
Oh okay, so I get stuck with the name Tits? That's Emmett for you, asshole.
Emmett headed for my drawer, pulling out a pen and paper, I looked down when he was done and squinted to understand his chicken scrawl.
Codenames;
Bella; Juliet.
Emmett; Sex Machine.
Rosalie; Tits.
Edward; Adonis
Alice; Mother Nature.
Jasper; The feeler (Yeah take it pervy)...
I rolled my eyes as I looked on.
PHASE 1
FIND SUITABLE CANDIDATES
Finding suitable candidates, that would be easy wouldn't it?
"Okay" Alice started. "Over the next few days we will be looking for guys within our own groups, Rose I want you to see the cheerleading squad, your classes and the garage you work at as an apprentice...
Emmett I want you to look at boys from the basketball, football and soccer teams, oh and your classes...
I will look for guys at my protests, biology after class and my classes...
I will ask Jazz for help to look at the wrestling, hockey teams and the library."
Wow, lot's of boys then. I doubt half of them Bella would approve of but still, worth a try.
"I have one guy." Alice said, unsure. "He isn't tough but he's thoughtful and sensitive and Bella likes that, right?"
I nodded, she does like a bit of man though.
"What's his name?" Emmett pondered.
"Mike" Alice said as Emmett added his name to the list.
Bella P.O.V
I watched suspiciously as the three of them came back in. Alice kissed Jasper and Rose looked excited but pissed at Emmett.
Emmett was... well Emmett was Emmett.
He pulled the fridge open and looked through it.
"Tits!" He exclaimed and Rose slapped him at the back of his head. He turned, grinning and kissed her.
"I like it when you play hard to get, baby" he growled making her giggle.
Okay, officially seen too much. Emmett pulled Rose upstairs as she squealed which I knew would only turn him on more.
"Jasper can I talk to you baby?" Alice purred, we all knew she didn't mean talk and I nearly gagged.
They went upstairs and I turned my nose in distaste. "Horny fuckers" I muttered.
I jumped when I heard a velvety chuckle from beside me, damn I thought he was gone.
I glared and stood up. I poured a drink of water and chugged it.
I froze when Edwards's body pressed against mine. His hands on either side of the bunker and my back against his chest.
"So what are we going to do?" he whispered suggestively in my ear. I shuddered.
"Taking a trip to the hospital if you don't back the hell off" I warned.
He laughed but removed his body from mine. I flipped around and glared at him. His woody green eyes were sparkling with humour, his grin crooked and his hair its usual disarray.
"Seriously though. What do you want to do?" he smiled.
I shrugged. I honestly didn't want to do anything with Edward but it was better than sitting aimlessly and alone, wait! Scratch that, I would rather be alone and chained in a dark room full of spiders.
Oh, I can be alot more melodramatic than that.
"Nothing."
He shrugged. "Okay we can do nothing" he gave me a confused look.
"No. You can do nothing while I go to Starbucks." I grinned, smugly.
An amused look crossed his face.
"Uh."
I pulled on a pair of converse and my jacket and went for the door. I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw Edward outside leaning on his Volvo.
I glared. "Where are you going?" I asked but I knew perfectly well.
"I figured I owe you for locking you in the room so I'll buy you coffee" He smiled.
If he hadn't been friends with my friends since we were in kindergarten then he'd be dead, long dead.
He opened the passenger door for me and I watched wide eyed.
He rolled his eyes and made a movement with his hands to get me in.
I sat down before he slowly closed the door.
He came and sat in the passenger's side and grinned, letting the engine throttle...
