Chapter 8 ... Charades
Quite bad language; swearing.
IMORTANT: They go with the plan to dare her into going on dates with all who ask but remember Jasper isn't going to plot against her, yes he'll have insight in their scheme but he won't dare her to do it.
Bella P.O.V
Alice danced and moved around the room in excitement. She loved charades, that is the one thing I'll never get. Charades is hard, I'll never understand. Ever.
"Yay!" she sang as she jumped into Jasper's arms.
"Okay rules; no talking when... ehm... charad-ing. Only movies and books, other stuff is too complicated." She smiled. "Oh and teams are Jazzy and me, Emmett and Rose, so that leaves..." she cut off looking at Edward and I.
We grunted protests -well I did he just sat smugly- but gave in so the happy couples could pair up, we played charades often, well Edward and I would usually keep scores and time but for once we decided –under Alice's order- to play.
Rose and Emmett went first and as always I knew this would be hilarious.
"six minutes" Jasper said as he turned the egg-timer while Emmett took a piece of paper from the hat.
Emmett did the movie sign and Rosalie voiced this.
He then held up three fingers.
"Three words" Rose cried and he nodded. When he held up one finger she said. "I hope you're not just thinking of using one; sex machine" she giggled, Emmett blushed and we laughed before Rose said; "First word"
Emmett pointed to himself and Rosalie said things such as 'Emmett, asshole, idiot, psychopath, unable-to-please-in-bed-.'she had been joking of course but Emmett pouted.
They battled for the whole six minutes on the first one and when the timer rang Emmett screamed.
"Man On Fire! Rosie! Jeezo!"
We all just laughed as Emmett sulked, this always happened Emmett hated losing and they sucked at this game while Alice and Jasper were always the champions.
Alice and Jasper excelled because when the buzzer went they had already scored eight points.
It was now Edward and I's turn and I was nervous. I had never played with him before and I sucked.
He smiled reassuringly before bending down so his lips were at my ear. "Don't worry; were going to knock Alice and Jasper of their pedestals"
I smiled at his devilish smirk, usually it would piss me off but not when it guaranteed our success.
We had answered eight correct and to win needed one more and only had thirty seconds.
We were as far as knowing it was a book and how many letters.
He done it quickly only doing a few motions, fist was he held two fingers...
To
Second he pretended to slit his throat; how nice.
To Kill
Then he did the basic bird shape and it all moulded together.
"To Kill A Mockingbird!" I screamed, standing just before the egg-timer sounded. I suddenly remembered that was the book Edward took out at the library and is supposedly his favourite.
Edward and I cheered as I flung myself into his arms. He swung me around before putting me down, we just looked each other before I stepped back, awkwardly.
What the hell was I thinking, hugging the enemy!
I glared at him and he looked taken aback and almost hurt.
That was before he smirked. "Ah. I see." He nodded to himself.
"See what?" I narrowed my eyes.
He chuckled. "That you are trying to be distant because you're attracted to me, but gave in, in your time of weakness"
"I'm not attracted to you, Cullen!" I sneered making the others look worriedly between us.
He laughed. "I disagree, Swan"
"Oh do you?" was my genius reply.
He nodded.
"Well you know what I say to that?" I shouted.
"What?" he questioned.
I glared. "Uh!" I stuck out my tongue making that ridiculous noise. "ohh yeah, take that, Cullen!"
He laughed.
"I'll take whatever you give me, love" he sang as I stormed out of the room. The Fun-genda can wait till I've calmed down.
I sat in a huff upstairs until I finally came down.
Great. A. Scary. Movie.
They all grinned at me while Satan smirked.
Alice and Jasper took one end of the corner couch and Rose and Emmett took the other.
That just leaves me with Edward...AGAIN!
It was fine though because we had the floor meaning I didn't need to be near him.
And hell if I wanted to be.
Emmett grinned and I was suddenly scared as he popped the DVD in. That smile meant bad news, real bad news.
"W-what d-id y-you p-p-put in. Em-mm-ett?" I stuttered.
He smiled. "Exorcist"
My life just came crashing. They knew I hated this film, sure they laughed the whole way through with the stabbing her vaj with a crucifix to saying insults about the priest's mother.
I on the other hand have serious issues with this movie and The Omen. I can't stand psycho devil children, it scares the hell out of me.
"You're joking right!" I exclaimed, fear evident in my eyes.
Emmett shook his head as he pressed play. Nerves got the better of me.
At some point, and I don't know when I found myself jumping onto Edward's lap.
He chuckled and held me closer, whispering that it was all fine, it's just a movie. Hell, it was based on a effing true story!
To which I replied to his kindness was a simple comment: "Just 'cause I leapt into your arms...twice. Does not mean I like you now"
He snickered "Ok, just as long as you don't move" I thought I heard him say, but brushed it off.
After the movie I slowly unlatched myself from a hesitant Edward and into the circle with our forgotten movie snacks. They weren't so forgotten as we sat around them though.
"Dares!" Alice grinned and I laughed because she had popcorn wedged between two teeth.
She ticked the activities of the fun-genda and started to bounce... in poor Jasper's lap. Though I think he was enjoying it more.
"I'm first!" she called. "Emmett, truth or dare?"
Emmett shrugged looking unfazed but we all knew the excitement was bubbling inside. Obviously he couldn't hold longer. "Dare!"
Jeez, the McCarty twins are impossible.
"I dare you too..." she hesitated. "Help me here Jazzy?"
Jasper leant forward, resting his chin on Alice's shoulder. "Alice dares you to... kiss Angel"
We all started laughing, Angel was the next door neighbours male Doberman, who had taken... let's say a particular hatred to Emmett. Ever since the day Emmett kissed Rose near Angel's gate, Angel sworn vengeance. I think Angel had a crush on Rose as weird as it sounds.
This was proven the day Emmett had to tackle Angel off Rose when Angel got... frisky.
"You are joking, right?" he asked.
Jasper and Alice only shook their heads.
"Dang nammit!" Emmett growled, standing up and walking. He flung the door open and walked into the yard.
Standing opposite Angel who was just behind the gate he waved his fingers by his sides looking like one of those cowboys ready to draw.
"Hello Angel" he sneered, I of course started laughing. Angel growled back to him in greeting.
Emmett took one careful step forward, opening the gate making Angel tilt his bum in the air like a cat ready to pounce.
Emmett lunged forward, kissing Angel and ran full speed to the house us following. Angel hot on our trails.
Screaming, Emmett and Alice slammed the door shut before the vicious animal reached us.
We collapsed into laughter; we basically heaped ourselves on the floor.
"Fuck. Who decided to call that thing Angel?" Emmett boomed making us laugh.
We found ourselves back in our circle, agreeing not to go out, no way were we becoming dog chow.
"Jazz man! Truth of dare, dude?" Emmett shouted.
"Truth" Jasper knew never to choose dare if Emmett is in charge; I doubt Jasper wanted to streak down the whole of Forks and be arrested by my dad. It was so embarrassing.
"How often do you get some?"
I chocked on my apple juice.
"This is your sister you're talking about man!" Jasper objected.
Emmett shrugged. "Doesn't matter as long as I don't get a mental image"
Great that just made top ten list of mental images I did not need to see.
Jasper sighed. "Depends. Twice."
"A week?"
"A day" Jasper blushed and I burst out laughing, yet again.
This was just juicily humiliating for them.
"Okay, since Bella finds this hilarious. Truth or dare Bella"
I gulped, damn the consequences for laughing.
"Dare" I sighed. Jasper always went easier on dares, well except to Emmett and his sister; Rose.
"I dare you to... Have seven minutes in heaven... with Edward"
My eye opened in shock.
Fuck. Damn. Kill me now!
I know the seven minutes in heaven is cliché as well as the dares but who doesn't like a bit of cliché.
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JUST TO SAY: This story has only just started, the dating won't begin for a little while and beleive some will be horrific, other's terrifying and some down right hilarious. =D
