(author's note/deviantMIND1; id like to thank 'iceclaw14' for proof reading all the chapters up to this one so far. she has been a great help so far *congratulatory clapping*. oh and after you finnish reading this story, you may find that the seuel to this story is alot better)

disclaimer; bsically, if you recpgnize anything from the game i this story I do not own it. apart from my OCs, Helix, his two sisters and etc.

Chapter 6: Balls

Many dragons were gathered in the council room, speaking amongst themselves about countless things ranging from grave matters of the war to recent sex. Cynder turned to Spyro, smiling. "That was the best lay I have ever had," she told him. "It was sure nice of Helix o' Van Sea to help organize our room." He must be so happy that he's an uncle now—and he'll be a great uncle, from what Venus has told me."

Shigi then entered the room with his head held high. He was dressed in his new armor, his pistols glistening in the sunlight in their holsters. a steel ,katana-like sword in a sheath on his back.

"I don't trust him," Cynder whispered to Spyro, her eyes narrow. "We have to go to the zeppelin base in the Dead Marshes tomorrow with him, and I feel he's going to turn on us there. He's armed, Spyro. He could turn on us at any second. Remember, he is the Cloaked Widow-maker."

On the other side of the room, Helix was sitting with his sister, Venus. A large smile was pasted onto his face. "It's amazing to be an uncle," he gushed. "Though Jeenie's a bit of a kamikaze prego, she makes a great mother, doesn't she?" It was at this moment that Shigi walked into the room, Helix eying him curiously. "I'll trust that troll as long as he doesn't double-cross us," he explained, "and if he keeps away from Jeenie and her children. She wants him dead, you know that, don't you Venus?"

She turned shamefully her head shamefully downward, facing her feet.

Helix sighed and rested a foot on her shoulder to comfort her. "Don't worry, sis, I'm sure Jeenie will forgive you. Right now, she's still shaken up about Denji's death, and your situation with Shigi is an immense shock to her."

As Shigi made his way to an empty seat, he mentally swore that he would not harm Jeenie or her children. He was determined to repay his debt to the allied races, and he was willing to do just that even if it meant destroying the zeppelin base in the Dead Marshes. He was filled with an overwhelming sense of joy at the thought of soon working closely with the heroes of Warfang—Spyro and Cynder, and the face that they smelled like pleasure was a plus.

A very brief meeting was then held in which very few things were discusse—Primarily being the defense of the temple while Spyro and Cynder were gone. Within less than a quarter of an hour, Shigi, Spyro, and Cynder were walking down the massive staircase connecting the main temple gates to the ground.

"Is it true, Cynder," Shigi began, acting like a young child meeting a superhero he has adored for the better part of his few years, "that you were shackled to Spyro for a whole month?"

"Yeah," Cynder responded, keeping her eyes focused before her, "it was a pain in the ass at first, but me and Spyro got used to it."

Spyro nodded. "You nearly choked me to death a few times."

Cynder turned to Shigi, her eyes dark and piercing. "Shigi, remember your job is to guide us and give us fire support. Nothing more, nothing less."

The troll nodded, taken aback. He could not say that Cynder's reaction came entirely out of the blue, but he could not admit that the idea of it had even crossed his mind. He had been picturing the three of them together, saving the allied races as one united force.

At this moment, the three of them reached outside of the temple. It was quickly decided that Shigi would board Cynder to allow Spyro the ability to perform the ridiculous flying motions we was so proud of. They took off into the sky and were flying for several minutes before they caught sight of two troll zeppelins.

"Oh, craps," Cynder panicked, "they're heading right to the temple. Shigi, get out your gun and put some holes in its balloon."

"I will do this for the dragons!" Shigi shouted as they flew alongside the zeppelin, inches away from the balloon. Shigi's tracer bullets sent the balloon blazing. The trolls aboard the zeppelin heard the sound of gunfire and aimed their guns at the dragons, firing off countless rounds.

Spyro soon decided that the risk of being hit was far too great, so he comet-dashed through the balloon of the second zeppelin and both burned the ground. Spyro hollered with victory while Cynder laughed in a sadistic manner.

Her chuckles became deeper, sounding very much like the laughter of a man. And this point, Spyro was concerned for her. "Cynder, are you alright?"

However, her laughter was far too loud for his voice to pierce through.

Realizing this, he raised his voice, "are you alright?" he almost yelled.

"Yes!" she chuckled. "I'm fine, but I am just so high, sweetheart. Jeenie and I were sharing rum and raisin ice cream on the temple room to celebrate the birth of her son and daughter."

"Really? So she trusts you now?"

"Oh, yeah. She also said that Helix saw her vagina after the second baby came out, and saw how big and over-stretched it was and the red ooze gushing from it and threw up." Cynder broke out into hysterical laughter. "They poor guy! He had to watch his sister push something out of her opera house. But, at least the little ones got to see their uncle and auntie when they were born." She laughed again. "She said she would let me see them as long as I—"

She was cut off by the feeling up Shigi sniffing up and down the sides of her neck, obviously enjoying the smell.

"Shigi," she said, angling her head to face him. "That's very creepy."

"But you smell nice," he complimented softly, taking another deep sniff, gaining a thankful giggle from her. "You smell like sugared dates and perfume...and afterglow. And your underbelly is so smooth and silky. Mmmm…"he said as he rubbed his fingers on her underbelly.

"Yeah," Cynder replied. "Spyro and I were baking cookies last night lat night. It was amazing. He rubbed lube all over me beforehand." "what!, and you did not invite me

he three continued, flying over the ocean on their way to the Dead Marshes. as they flew A small speckle on the waves turned out to be a massive troll ship, armed with napalm motors and side cannons.

Shigi gasped. "My god, that is the ship of Admiral Allan Jackbar himself. He's the queen's most loyal admiral."

Cynder broke into uncontrollable laughter. "Admiral Allan what?"

"Jackbar. It's a weird name, I know, but he is no laughing matter. He has committed almost as many crimes to the allied races as I have."

jeenie P.O.V: IM very happy to be a mother the only problem is the environment, I mean we are surrounded by trolls who want us and the cheetahs and every other allied race dead, now the enemy is inside the walls and our fast talking mentally challenged leader let him walk around with armor and a gun, and I have 2 newborns to look after. What is my opinion of my sister and the troll? As long as she keeps him away from me and my babies I'll trust her.

"Shigi, if we kill him, will it be a huge blow to the troll empire?" Spyro asked.

"Yes, it would be." Shigi responded loudly, waving his fists in the air. "I also have a personal interest in seeing him and his whole navy at the bottom of the sea."

"Then let's do it," Spyro shouted energetically. The three then dashed down to the deck, slamming on the bow of the ship. A group of trolls had already accumulated on the deck, and many were killed when they landed.

Shigi dismounted and drew his swords. "Cynder, charge my armor with your fear breath."

"Gotcha," she responded, filling his armor with fear. The marking on his armor began to glow a deep red. Wave after wave of trolls emerged from below the deck. Shigi cut them down with broad slices with his swords. Meanwhile, at the other end of the ship, Spyro and Cynder were overcome by a different wave of trolls. One of the trolls hopped onto Cynder's back and was about to plunge his spear into her stomach when he took a bullet in the head. She turned to her right and saw Shigi with his gun pointing in her general direction, smoke emerging from its opening. He reloaded the gun, bowed to her, and joined the hero couple. They formed a defense triangle with their backs to one another, and realized they were ridiculously outnumbered.

"This is bullshit! Spyro, Cynder, we must get to the bottom of the ship and blow holes in the bottom," Shigi said.

Spyro leaped into the air and used his earth ability to make a hole on the floor of the deck. The three of them jumped through the hole and, upon landing in a large weapon storage room, caught sight of Allan Jackbar and his loyal guards—five armored troll commandos with triple barreled turret pistols.

"Do you have any balls? Forming an alliance with these dragons, the real brave! Of you pussy's, boy?" He asked, teasing him.

"Alright, admiral," Shigi yelled, "you have jacked your last bar."

Admiral Jackbar tossed his head back and roared with laughter. "Bring it."

Cynder used her fear ability on the admiral, immobilizing him. Spyro used his comet dash to kill the guards one by one, as they futilely emptied there turret pistols in his general direction with little success.

cyder and spyro were ready to strike the admiral in unison.

Shigi shouted, "wait, Spyro, Cynder, Jackbar is mine."

Spyro and Cynder stood down and allowed Shigi to deal with the admiral.

"Shigi," the admiral continued, "you always had a soft spot for these dragons, because you do not have no balls!, just like them"

"What the fuck is with your and balls. nobody's going to miss you, Jackbar. & The dragons are not all that bad!. and they do have balls, to produce seed you fat bastard" Shigi jumped forward, just before the Admiral. Jackbar attempted to sweep his legs with his sword, but it was avoided and Shigi instead jumped, kicking in him in the face three times, hovering in mid air for a couple seconds.

While still in mid-air, Shigi landed a square kick on the admiral's chest with both feet. Pushing from his chest, Shigi did a back-flip and landed all fours just beside Spyro and Cynder.

"Ahh!" exclaimed Jackbar. "That was a ball-less move of you, hasethsmalvena." He shook his fist vehemently in the air. He then drew a battle axe and charged straight for the three of them, roaring. Just before he was in range to swing his axe, Spyro used his electric bolt ability, which conducted onto his armor and axe, causing him to drop his axe. Cynder flew towards him and began to scratch his eyes furiously. Blood gushed from his face, staining the floor as he screams hardened the air around them. However, he continued to fight, waving his arms in the air and beating Cynder with his fists.

"This guy is never going to quit," Spyro said, "we have to fight in unison."

Shigi withdrew his fifty caliber revolver with a scope attachment and a dagger at the barrel of the gun. He pointed in straight at the admiral's chest and tightened his grip around the trigger.

Jackbar finally managed to land a hit. He knocked Cynder's chest in just the perfect place, knocking the wind out of her and setting her off balance. Sensing this, he pushed her off of him with a grunt and sent her flying to the corner of the room. Spyro gasped and rushed over to her, cradling her in his arms.

Shigi redirected his eyes to the admiral, who had managed to seat himself upward, aiming his bleeding eyes at him. He found his gun at his belt and lifted it up, aiming at Shigi.

Feeling as though a thousand-pound weight had suddenly been placed on his chest, Shigi's legs shook, and each breath wracked his entire being.

Jackbar smirked. "What? Why don't you shoot, you ball-less bastard?"

"I-I," stuttered Shigi, unable to form any proper words.

The Admiral laughed. "So this is what it comes to, isn't it? You make the decision to betray us, and then you cannot even pull the trigger. Isn't this what you want? Don't you want to pull the trigger and become a dragon?. What a clueless race, dragons. They cant even clean themselves, they get moles to do it for them. They're weak, primitive and pathetic, while we trolls are cunning and powerful, and none can take that away from us!...besides, Malafor was a dragon, who knows which scaly will become the dark master ,next."

"Y-you're wrong!" Shigi shouted. "Dragons are stronger than trolls. Don't you know that it was the dragons who defeated Malafor while we just hid in our villages, praying to the gods that we remain unscathed?. Spyro and Cynder here saved us from hiding any longer, and we turn on not only them, but the species that lost thousands to Malafor for us and there own allies, like the cheetahs and the moles."

"Well then, if you're so sure, then pull the trigger," Jackbar urged him, he nodded his head, his gun bouncing slightly upward with the movement. "You know, I only have a fifty percent chance that I won't miss, and that I'll actually be able to hit you when I cannot see. You know I was never a good shot. But…I think it's pretty stupid being unable to pull the trigger on your old life. It prevents you from starting over again, doesn't it?"

Jackbar cocked his weapon. "And you, Shigi, are preventing me from reaching my new life. So if you want to become a dragon and leave the trolls behind, then you have to shoot before I do."

"I can't die a greedy imperial troll Jackbar!" shouted Shigi as he pulled the trigger, slosing his eyes as the flash from the barrel lit his face.

The bullet whizzed through the air in a split second. When it submerged itself into Jackbar's chest, the admiral groaned. He dropped his own gun and, made a feeble attempt to clutch his chest. But his hands could not reach, and he died vulnerable, without a weapon at his side or his fists ready to strike.

Shigi remained there, shivering, his breathing heavy and hard. Spyro and Cynder had alredy recollected themselves and headed over to him. Spyro placed a paw on his shouder, causing the troll to snap his gaze away from the body of his former companion and towards the purple dragon.

"Hey," Spyro said softly. "You did good."

Shigi nodded. "Yeah," he whispered.

Shigi then removed the explosives from his back and planted the TNT around the room without the slightest sound. He mounted Cynder, watching the massive explosion as they flew away. The ship broke in half and sank in the hair, first the bow.

Cynder giggled in an attempt to cheer up Shigi. "That was an amazing explosion, Shigi. I am so telling Volteer and the other guardians about that."

Spyro stated obliviously, "Yeah, Cyn, but remember our goal. Shigi isn't going to be a hero to the dragons until he destroys the main zeppelin airbase in the Dead Marshes."

And so, they set off for the four-hour flight towards the Dead Marshes.

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Helix's sister was still keeping her children warm beneath her wing, too afraid to leave them. She was laying on her stomach, watching her slumbering children with a small smile on her face. She was cautious to keep Pyro and Dasha warm, as they were staying in the coldest part of the temple.

"Hey, Helix, do you remember when we were around nine-years-old in the guardians temple, and we pissed off Terrador when you wrote 'sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-nine, mouthwash, on the blackboard?" Venus asked, giggling.

"Yeah," Helix nodded. "I was five minutes late for class, and he made me write up to seventy. Hey, sisters, what do you call an Arabian pop-star?"

"I don't know," Venus said.

Jeenie asked, interested, "what?"

"Acani sing," responded Helix, chuckling.

"That was hilarious," both sisters replied.

"What's the definition of a tongue twister?"

"What?" questioned Jeenie, her eyes wide.

"A spiral pussy," Helix said with a large grin.

Jeenie and Venus giggled, but stopped when a knock came on the door. Helix rose and answered it, revealing Hakim kneading his hands.

"Ah, Hakim!" Helix said, surprised. "You came all the way from Warfang to see me?"

"Yeah," Hakim responded with a nod. He kept his eyes locked on the comedian. "I got a gig here for you in the fire dragon temple of Avalar. Everyone here could use a laugh," he said excitedly, bouncing on his feet.

"What?" exclaimed Helix. "That's great. I'm going to make everyone shit themselves," he said with a laugh.

Jeenie lifted her head from her children, her curiosity growing. "Helix, who is it?"

"It's my manager," Helix replied, angling his head back to face his sister. "Can he come in, sis? He says he has a gig for me here in the temple."

"Sure, whatever, he can come in," she replied indifferently.

Helix moved from the door, showing Hakim inside. Helix pointed out his nephew and niece and introduced them to the mole, who didn't seem all that interested in the children. "Hey, Hakim," Jeenie said, nodding towards her children. "Put your face near the children so they can study you."

Hakim nodded, doing his best to hide the disgusted look on his face. He kneeled onto Jeenie's tail, which was wrapped around the younglings. "It's such an honor to be touched by a relative of the greatest comedian of Avalar," he said weakly.

The two stared at him silently for a few minutes before Dasha rose and touched his nose. Giggling at his astonished reaction, she moved to his forehead and eyes. "Ho dish, uncoo?" she asked, turning her large eyes to Helix.

"This is uncle's boss, sweetheart," Jeenie replied.

Dasha turned to her mother. "Wa is he, mommy?"

"A mole, baby. Moles are our friends," she said, leaning forward and kissing her. Dasha removed her forefeet from Hakim's nose and instead hugged her mother's snout.

Their eyes turned to Venus as she rose and took several steps towards Hakim, placing her snout inches away from his face, far past his personal bubble. "Hey, Hakim," she asked, unaware of his discomfort, "do we get free seats because Jeenie and I are sisters of the big star?" She began to rub his back with her tail, causing the mole's fur to stand on end.

"O-of course you get free seats," replied Hakim, stuttering. "Heh…," he laughed uncomfortably.

Jeenie's smile turned to a frown. "You know, Helix," she said softly, turning her eyes to her brother. "At one point, Denji said you were actually a great comedian."

"Yeah, but he was a ridiculing earth/electric dragon, end of story, sis." Helix said, focusing his eyes on the ground. He then realized what he had said, and turned his head upward to take back his words, "sorry ,sis, but it was true. what kind of peasant has the guts to call a famous comedian a retard?" but his apology was cut off by Venus's remark.

"He made sexual jokes about me. I almost tried to kill him a few times. That's why I am glad you took me along as your roadie, Helix." She turned to her brother and gave him an affectionate nibble on the neck.

"But he was still my husband," Jeenie replied, giving her siblings an angry look. "I loved him."

Hakim shuffled his feet, turning his head to the floor. In this painfully awkward situation.

"Look, Jeenie," began Helix, "I'm sorry—"

He was again interrupted, but this time by Jeenie. "I wish you had taken me along, Helix," she breathed. "I could have seen all of your shows and the entire dragon world."

"But you had your husband," he responded. He bit his lip, forming the words in his mind. "And he loved you, Jeenie. And now, you're a mother. I couldn't possibly take you along with me."

Jeenie turned her eyes upward, pleading. "But, Helix, couldn't you bring me along with you? You won't have to put with these two," she motioned to her children. "I would take full responsibility for them, and Venus could baby-sit if she needs to."

Venus nodded. "You could use another roadie," she replied, urging her brother on.

Helix remembered all of Venus's jokes she used to tell when she was younger, and a smile grew on his face. "I've got a good idea," he whispered to himself. He then rose his voice and said to his younger sister. "Hey, Venus, how would you like to be female comedian?"

Venus's jaw dropped to the floor, and she began to quiver with excitement. She screeched excitedly and hugged her brother tightly. "That sounds great, big brother! Would you teach me?"

"Of course I will," he replied with a strained voice, as his sister was squeezing the breath out of him. "And Jeenie, you can be the roadie, now. You can bring the kids, too. It'll be great, trust me."

"Oh Helix," she responded, enthusiastically. "That's so sweet of you," tears began to well in her eyes. "Come give me a hug."

Venus unwrapped her eyes from Helix's body, and he made his way over to his older sister and hugged her tightly.

Hakim became too uncomfortable, and he interrupted. "I'm sorry to interrupt your sibling love, Helix," he said, "but you have to get ready for tomorrow night's show. think some jokes up"

"Jeenie, you have to come," squealed Venus.

Jeenie shook her head. "I can't, guys. Who would babysit these two? They need me." She stood and kissed both of her siblings on the cheek. "But I'll be glad to go along with you, Helix. I've always wanted to see the entire dragon realms."

Helix nodded, understanding. "Do you remember when you saw my show, during pregnancy, and almost went into premature labor?" he chuckled.

"I can't wait for the show." interjected Venus. "Wait, where's the show again? Where in the temple?"

"In the temple's beer hall, first floor," answered Hakim, relieved to finally be able to speak.

Helix turned to Venus, who was exceptionally enthusiastic. Her tail was slamming against the ground with her joy.

"Sis?" he urged her. She did not respond, however. "Venus?" he asked again, which was met with further silence. "Are you okay?"

"Man," Venus said, still oblivious of her brother, "if I was a woman comedian, I would be worshiped just like, Helix. My name would be known across the dragon realms!" Her wandering eyes than caught sight of sigh of a huge, stuffed pillow. "And I would get laid every week!" She rushed over to the pillow and proceeded to rub her sex all over it.

"See, Helix," Jeenie said with disgust, "this is why I can't let her babysit."

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Helix: my show is in the temples beer hall tomorrow night I hope you will enjoy the humor, AND STOP RUBBING YOUR PUSS ON THE PILLOW VENUS!.

Venus: But it feels so good!

Cynder: Shigi isn't that bad, but I wish he would just stop sniffing my neck and feeling my underbelly, and trying to bend down and look at my fanny when we're walking…

Chapter 7 will be a while. Please tell me how I can improve my writing skills and tell me what's hot and what's not about this story