Author's Note: A little preposterous fluff for February 14th, dedicated to all fellow shippers.


VALENTINE

"Holly!" Artemis gazed down at her in shocked surprise, "You're purring!"

She smiled lazily up at him. "Don't get too conceited, Artemis. It's not quite the first time I've done so, you know." She ran a finger delicately along his cheek, taking any sting out of her words.

"B – But, you're really purring," he stuttered, "exactly like a cat; I can feel you vibrating!"

She frowned, puzzled, "Don't human females purr when …" She blushed and hid her face against his bare chest.

Kissing along her neck, he wondered what other physiological differences there might be. More research was needed.