A topical half-drabble.


Discovery

Artemis stared, transfixed, at the article in the Financial Times.

IRISH GOLD DISCOVERED NEAR CLONTIBRET

F. O'Aly, reclusive chairman of the company behind the find, has issued a press release stating he believes it to be the largest deposit of gold in the British Isles.

"Butler! They've discovered my cache!"


Author's Note: Google the headline and see what you get.