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Ino sat down, fuming; Suigetsu slumped down next to her and Sai sat up.
"Don't worry about that bitch, want a smoke?" Suigetsu offered up his joint.
Ino shook her head, "She's right you know."
"We're losers?" Sai asked.
"Very funny, I mean that she is right about me. I'm scum. My family…is awful," Ino closed her eyes and tried to imagine other things.
"Shut up Ino, shut up," Sai said.
Ino realised how unfeeling she had been, "I'm so sorry Sai, I…"
"At least your parents are related to you; all I got is Danzo."
"And boy is he a wack job," Suigetsu laughed.
Sai glared at his spaced out friend and leaned back onto the stairs, "Ino, you have a family, be glad about that. Look at Sui, he doesn't have anyone so stop feeling sorry for yourself."
Suigetsu stoped smoking for a moment and actually looked quite wistful, then he jumped up and smiled, "Lighten up, life is too important to be taken seriously."
Ino rolled her eyes, "I hate it when you quote."
"I hate it too," Suigetsu grinned, "Now, were should we go? I-
"I think you lot should clear off these stairs and get to class," an angry voice said from behind.
The trio turned around and moaned when they saw their principal. Tsunade was a real tough bitch, and to top it off she had huge tits, I mean, who is like that? She was a larger than life person and no one in the school understood her. Ino signalled to Sai and Suigetsu and the two blinked to show that they understood.
"Aww, miss! It's Ino's birthday, can't you cut us some slack?" Suigetsu whined as Ino edged backwards and Sai started going behind the teacher.
"Give me that joint! And empty your pockets, I'm confiscating it," Tsunade growled.
Suigetsu looked absolutely horrified at the idea, "Now, that is a bit unreasonable, why don't we talk about it in your- Owww!"
Tsunade grabbed the poor boy by his ear and yanked him towards her giant chest, "Give me your pot noooow!"
Suigetsu raised his arms, "Alright, alright, just let me go."
Tsunade released him and held out a hand. Suigetsu nodded and started to rummage through his pockets.
"Wait a moment, ah, hey what about I go to your office? I can discuss my marks and-
"What marks? We both know that you don't attend classes unless I catch your sorry ass. And I'm not turning my back to any of you, I haven't been teaching at this school for twenty years for nothing!" Tsunade scowled and tapped her high heel on the pavement.
Then they attacked, Sai kicked the back of Tsunade's knees, causing her to fall and Ino and Suigetsu ran for it. Sai was close behind.
"HOOLIGANS!" Tsunade screeched.
"Sorry miss, better luck next time!" Suigetsu yelled over his shoulder.
"Yeah, maybe after the thirty year mark you might have something!" Ino laughed as they raced to the school gates.
They then skidded to a stop, the gates were locked and all of them had forgotten their tools. That only left one thing. Ino thanked god that the school had a crap fence and that it had ugly ornamental patterns that were great for grip. She began to climb and so did her two best friends. Sai and her were over and they were now waiting for Suigetsu.
"Hurry up druggie!" Ino hissed at her out of it friend.
Suigetsu stopped climbing and looked at Ino, "Hey, stop with the name calling alright! This is pretty hard. Especially if you're a guy!"
Ino and Sai laughed as Suigetsu almost got castrated by the ornaments on the school gate. Suigetsu was almost over when a buggy driven by two teachers speeded to the fence.
"Shit! Suigetsu jump!" Sai yelled.
Suigetsu did so and once he recovered himself from the pavement they all got up and sprinted for the train station near by. While they were running Suigetsu nudged Ino and frowned.
"What?"
"I'm not out of it so I'm not a druggie," Suigetsu then smiled and took out his joint, "All this running is making me thirsty."
Ino rolled her eyes but she had to admit that Suigetsu had some sort of talent for taking drugs well; it was as if he was made for the sole purpose of getting high. As ridiculous as that sounds, but when she had a joint once she felt so weird that she never had pot again and Suigetsu could drink two beers and vodka with no side effects. It was spooky.
"Anyone have a bag?" Ino asked.
"Nope, money?" Sai asked.
They all shook their heads and Suigetsu said, "Dude, we're just going to the next station, no one will notice that we didn't pay."
They all nodded in agreement and slowed down to a walk. Ino briefly wondered about how her birthday was going to pan out. So far it had been pretty strange, with the high-speed chase and everything. Plus they kicked down their school principal, which would lead to a call to the family. Ino laughed aloud, causing Sai and Suigetsu to look at her as if she was insane.
"Wow, and I thought I was a loony," Suigetsu puffed.
"You are, I'm perfectly sane, I was just thinking about Tsunade. She is going to call home you know," Ino smiled.
"So?" Sai asked.
"Exactly."
"You are crazy," Suigetsu laughed.
"Shut up! It's not funny, if you weren't so doped up you'd see that," Ino growled.
"Peace my friends. Anyway I've decided we'll go to the city and look around till this arvo. How about it?" Sai asked.
"I have social studies this arvo!" Ino whined.
"Don't go then, I'm gonna walk home maybe, unless I feel like P.E," Suigetsu said in a relaxed voice.
Sai and Ino snorted as they continued to the station, like Suigetsu would show up to a P.E lesson. He seldom went to school and if he did show up, it was only for special occasions, he liked to dress up. Not. He only ever showed for English or music, he had a knack for poetry.
"What!? I'm being serious," Suigetsu smiled.
Sakura frowned, lunch had ended and she had to endure through double social science. What sort of torture was this? Sakura unzipped her hated jacket and stuffed it into her bag. Hopefully her parents might believe that it got stolen. She could blame it on Yamanaka maybe. Sakura smirked at her evil idea and strolled into class. She had no one to sit with, as usual. Her class was a mixture of cretins, dipshits and morons with the occasional dweeb. She so didn't belong; she was the tall rose amidst the tangle of weeds. Sakura loved to say that line to herself over and over again, sometimes it made her feel better and other times it just made her feel sorry for herself. Every girl loves to feel bad about her life, it is one of the world's pleasures. Sakura sat down and spread out her things, no one was sitting near her if she could help it. Then the scum walked in, Ino Yamanaka. Sakura watched in disgust as Ino stalked in and silently sat down at the back, the teachers always were obsessed with her, their social studies teacher was no exception.
"Ah, look whose come to join us class? Miss Yamanaka, we are honoured," Kakashi said while pointing at the disgruntled blonde.
Everyone laughed except for Sakura who merely said under her breath, "it's unfair, damn favouritism."
"Now class we have a new project –insert groans- it is on the culture of others and I'm pairing you up. Everyone is going to make a separate project on their culture and then combine it with their partners to show the differences and similarities. Interesting, no?"
"NO!" Ino moaned as she berated herself for even bothering to get out of bed that morning.
"Ah, Mr Hatake, I believe Ino is being very disruptive to this class and I for one think that she should follow more model behaviour," Sakura projected across the room.
"Oh go to hell where you belong," Ino sneered.
"Really Sakura? Well who do you think should be that model?" Kakashi asked, eyebrows raised.
"Well…me," Sakura smiled.
"Great idea, Ino, Sakura, you're paired up. Ino can learn more from my model student and Sakura can learn how to…"
"Take that stick out of her arse?" Ino offered helpfully.
"Language Ino, but yes, something along those lines," Kakashi turned to the white board and wrote out the partners for the project while Ino and Sakura glared at each other.
"You know what this means?" Sakura growled.
"I don't know, you tell me," Ino huffed.
"War."
Ino just rolled her eyes, idiot. She already had to deal with so many idiots in her life, hell she was one herself. Now she had to do some crazy ass project…no thanks. Ino decided she better get out quickly before it was too late. So the blonde slowly got up from her chair and dropped to the ground, she quickly crawled towards the classroom door when a foot met her head.
"Going somewhere?"
Ino slowly raised her eyes and sighed as she saw Kakashi towering over her. Ino got up and dusted off her pants.
"No, just dropped my pencil, oh look here it is! Silly me," Ino smiled as she grabbed a pencil off some random and waved it in Kakashi's face.
Kakashi just shook his head and gestured towards Sakura, "There. Now."
Ino nodded and felt very defeated as she shuffled towards her enemy, a person can't be too careful about choosing their enemy and Ino had chosen a very intelligent one. She also happened to be a stuck up snob who acted like a bitch…no wait, she was a bitch; Ino scowled as she took a seat opposite the pink haired fiend called Sakura.
"Listen hear, scum, I hate you, you-
"Loathe."
"You loathe me, but we are going to finish this assignment and it is going to be spectacular or else!" Sakura hissed.
"Or else what? You'll call up my parents? Dob on me?" Ino smirked.
"No, I'll do something worse."
"What?"
Sakura stayed silent.
"What?!"
"Call social services, I'm sure they won't be too pleased about the situation you and your friends live in," Sakura smiled, "I'm sure my parents will be 'oh so glad' to help."
Ino stiffened, "All this for a project? You're insane."
"No, I'm not insane, I just know what I want. So listen up because I want you to make a flawless assignment or else I'm going to dial the number that will tear your whole world apart," Sakura grinned.
"BITCH!" Ino launched herself at the still grinning girl.
"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!" The chants of many students filled Sakura and Ino's ears as the two struggled on the classroom floor.
Ino was getting the better of the pink haired girl until strong hands pulled them apart.
"Girls! Go to the principal now!" Kakashi yelled as he threw them onto their feet.
Sakura and Ino glared at each other, they were both breathing heavily and Sakura had a black eye and busted nose, Ino just had a long scratch across her cheek from Sakura's French tip nails.
"NOW!" Kakashi bellowed.
Sakura tried to straighten her hair as she walked with what little dignity she had left out of the classroom. Ino stomped off behind her; the blonde was about to run off when an arm grabbed her. Ino scowled at the janitor who was tightly gripping her arm.
"Let go, you dick!" Ino screeched as she wildly tried to squirm out of his iron grip.
"Easy there, Jesus, you're like a feral cat," he chuckled as he started to drag the agitated girl to the principal's office.
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Neji Hyuga, I'm trying to get some bad records destroyed by sucking up to the authorities. This means I'm the escort that will be taking you to Tsunade," the boy smiled.
"Pftt, you'll betray a fellow classmate so easily? Just to clean up your name? You make me sick. Eat shit," Ino growled.
"Now now, if I do that, that will make me sick," Neji stated as he continued to drag her to the principal's office.
"Look, let me go now and I won't set my evil dog on you," Ino said, her voice becoming desperate.
"You don't own a dog."
"How do you know?" Ino asked.
"I don't but now I do."
Ino growled her most feral growl, she hated being punked and this guy was getting on her nerves.
"Ah, look, here we are. Have fun who ever you are," Neji waved his hand after pushing Ino into Tsunade's shit hole of an office.
"FUCK YOU!" Ino yelled at the door.
"Ino, first impression, not good," Tsunade smiled, "I'm also unhappy about that little stunt you and your friends pulled this morning."
"But it is my-
"Yes I know, so I'm going to ignore it, no one cares anyway. Do what you want because that is what you always do Ino. Now, what is the problem?" Tsunade sighed as she sank into her big chair.
"Ino assaulted me," Sakura sniffed.
"Ino?" Tsunade eyed the girl warily.
"I won't deny it," Ino crossed her arms, "But in my defence, the bitch was asking for it."
"I'm sure she was but that doesn't make what you did right, so, say sorry and go," Tsunade waved her hand.
"What! Just like that? She should be punished, we need to work on a project together and I'm going to fail because she is such a-
"Project?"
Ino nodded and wondered at how shit her day had gotten, "Yeah, a project. Social studies; as boring as bs."
"I have an idea to bring you two to cooperating level. Who knows, maybe you will actually learn something about eachother," Tsunade said as she rummaged through her drawer.
Ino and Sakura became curious as Tsunade continued to search, the two girls tried to look over but all they could make out was junk upon junk upon beer bottles.
"Ah, here it is!" Tsunade held up the item she had been looking for.
"WHAT!?" Ino and Sakura screamed in unison.
Hehehehe, CLIFFIE
How I love to torture people.
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