NOOOO the wallabies lost by one poiiinnnnttttt!!!!!! WAHAHaha so unfair! We could have won! We could have won!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Sakura and Ino stared in disbelief at the pair of pink fluffy handcuffs dangling from Tsunade's hands.
"You're not strapping me in a sex toy with this dumb fuck!" Ino yelled.
"Oh this isn't optional Yamanaka," Tsunade smirked.
"WHAT!?" Sakura screeched, "I am not living with this kid. Just between me and you Tsunade, she has issues."
Ino glared at Sakura and then proceeded to glare at Tsunade and the hideous handcuffs in her hands.
"Now come here or you get a detention," Tsunade beckoned to the two very annoyed girls.
"I don't care if you fucking expel me, I'm not letting you come anywhere near me with that thing!" Ino yelled.
Tsunade lurched forward and Ino jumped onto her desk, "Stay away from me freak!"
"INO GET DOWN! Remember our little deal?" Sakura yelled.
Ino scowled and stopped trying to kick away Tsunade, she slowly sat down on the desk and held out her hand, "Fine get rid of my freedom, ruin my childhood. When I'm older and an axe murderer you'll be sorry."
"Stop being such a drama queen," Tsunade snapped as she locked the handcuffs around the two girls, "Now go and do that project."
Ino mumbled angrily as the two turned to leave.
"Oh and Ino?"
Ino turned around and arched an eyebrow.
"Restrain your urges to kill Miss Haruno."
Ino snarled, "If you say so."
Sakura gulped as she realised what exactly had happened. She was stuck with Ino Yamanak and she would have to see how she…lived! How unsanitary, it couldn't be good for the pores…
"Let's go brain dead," Ino yanked Sakura towards the school gates.
"Where are you going? School isn't finished," Sakura pulled back the opposite way.
"Yeah well I don't care!" Ino replied as she tried to drag Sakura across the hallway.
Sakura grabbed onto a nearby pole and gripped tightly, "I'm not letting go of this pole until school is over."
Ino growled, "Look I've already thrashed your sorry arse once, don't make me do it again."
"You didn't come out unscathed either you know," Sakura replied.
"Heh, I just got one scratch prissy and that won't happen again."
"Is that a challenge?" Sakura tried to fold her arms when she realised that it was physically impossible at that moment in time.
"Stop sounding like such a cretin and let go of that bloody pole!" Ino shouted.
"Why are you girls connected by a pink fluffy sex toy and why is one of you hanging onto a pole? Am I missing something here…Is our school making some shady bucks?"
Ino turned to see Tenten and Kiba, they were all right but Kiba was a bit of an idiot.
Sakura looked in distaste at Tenten and Kiba, Kiba wasn't bad looking she had to admit, but he had tattoos and on top of that he was an idiot. Tenten was just…Tenten.
"So Ino, whats with the hancuffs?" Kiba wagged his eyebrows.
"Wouldn't you like to know?" Ino smiled and growled dangerously, "Now let's GO!"
Ino yanked her body and threw herself onto the floor, causing Sakura to fall on top of her.
"EW!!!! I'm on the floor and I'm touching a Yamanaka!" Sakura screeched trying to stand up.
"Eeeeww I'm touching a Haruno!" Ino mocked and she tugged her arm to make Sakura fall on the floor again.
Sakura was fuming as she sat up, "That is it!"
The pink haired girl then punched the blonde.
Ino lay in shock, "Did you just punch me?"
Kiba started laughing and Tenten joined in, "Aahahaha, wow Ino, that rich bitch really gave it to you. Hahahaha."
Ino snarled and sat up as well, she had just been punched by the prissiest girl in school and to top it all off it actually hurt.
"Now we're even," Sakura smirked.
"Nananannnn," Ino rolled her eyes.
"You can mock me all you want but we're still going to class," Sakura grinned as she pulled Ino onto her feet.
Ino grumbled but she did follow Sakura back to class, she had to admit, Sakura packed a good punch.
"So, my place then?" Sakura asked once school was out.
Ino shrugged, "Guess so."
"Let me talk to my parents, okay?" Sakura eyed Ino, Sakura then remembered something, "My jacket!"
"Huh?"
"I need to put on my birthday jacket that my parents gave me. Oh, it is sooo disgusting. I can't believe how clueless they are," Sakura quickly grabbed her jacket out of her bag.
"It's your birthday today?" Ino's eyes widened.
"Yeah," Sakura looked at her jacket and wondered how she was supposed to put it on.
"It's my birthday today as well."
"Haha."
"No, really," Ino replied.
"What did you get? It must be better than my hideous jacket!" Sakura groaned as she showed Ino her jacket.
"I got nothing dipshit," Ino growled.
"Oh, how sad, poor you. I'm sure you got something, maybe something small," Sakura replied.
"Nope, I got air."
Sakura didn't say anything this time, Ino and her stood there for a moment in uncomfortable silence. Sakura started to feel stupid about hating her jacket.
"Um…can you help me put on this jacket?" Sakura asked.
Ino wished she could run off but her tools weren't there and she decided she had to make the best of her miserable existence.
"It isn't possible idiot," Ino replied.
Sakura thought for a moment and realised that Ino was right, "We could still try."
Sakura then put her arm through one side of the jacket and the handcuffed arm through the sleeve, Ino was then pressed against her chest and the girls grimaced. Too close for comfort. Sakura now had her arm along with Ino's inside the jacket. How annoying.
Review my prettiiiiesss
And I must sleep now
Dam girl, you sexy bitch – haha, good song, no?
Crackfic.
