Warnings: OOCness, gayness, fluffiness and maybe a few other nesses. Also, it's kinda short. Sorry, not sorry.
Pairings: Sasunaru/Narusasu. Pick one.
Disclaimer: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't own Naruto. Please don't sue me.
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2. Lazy Days
It was a relatively normal day in Konoha, the sun wasn't out but it wasn't raining either. It wasn't too humid or too rainy. It was just one of those days where you wake up and just know that nothing exciting was going to happen.
That was how Kakashi felt anyway. He preferred these kinds of days - he could just sit around and read his Icha Icha books. Bliss. Unfortunately though, he had to meet his minions soon. With that in mind, he got out of bed and went through his usual morning routine: brush teeth, shower, change, eat breakfast, lock up, double-check that his book was in his pouch, walk to the memorial rock , hang around there for a few hours, go to see the minions. Maybe train them if he was in the mood.
Wow, what a guy.
After hanging around the memorial rock for an hour or five, he decided that the minions had waited long enough and made his way to the bridge.
Ooooooooh, he'd gained a new minion! He could clearly see, even with one eye, five people on the bridge. Five teenage sized people, which ruled out Yamoto as the fifth person. He took out his checklist (which he always carried in case he forgot anyone's name):
1. Naruto
2. Sasuke
3. Sakura
4. Sai
5. Dark haired girl with no pupils.
Oh, it's that girl with the Byakugan. Two out of three doujutsu's in one team? Score!
"YOU'RE LATE!" did those two have to do this every morning?
"I had to do something that took up some time and now I'll vaguely lie about it!" that was good enough, right? "What's the Hyuuga doing here?"
Naruto grins, "Oh, Hinata's just visiting, Kakashi-sensei. She wanted to tell me something."
Hinata just stood there, twiddling her thumbs whilst Naruto grinned, Sasuke glared and Sakura mooned over the glaring.
"Well, carry on then. I'll just…go over there."
He walked towards the trees and hid himself in the foliage and waited for whatever was going to happen.
Because apparently it wasn't one of those lazy days.
Sigh.
There was some rustling and Sai appeared next to him. He didn't say anything, just watched the scene unfolding.
Naruto and Hinata were off together and Hinata was trying to say something or the other, "N-Naruto, I l-love y-y-"
But Naruto wasn't paying much attention to her. He seemed to be staring at Sasuke and Sakura. Sasuke looked distinctly uncomfortable as Sakura leaned towards him, lips puckered, eyes closed, her hands clenched on the front of his shirt.
In a flash of orange, Naruto pushes Sakura away and plants one on Sasuke.
Hmmmm. Surprising.
Hinata just stared, slack-jawed. Sakura had this weird vein on her head that seemed to be throbbing. Naruto just grinned and Sasuke licked his lips.
Without another word, Sasuke pulled Naruto away. Kakashi could only guess that they were going to a more secluded place. Probably with soundproof walls and lots of lube.
Hinata fainted and Sakura just yelled, "Of course he's gay! Why wouldn't he be? Is it my forehead? It must be my forehead!"
Sai smiled that fake, creepy looking smile, "I guess dickless isn't so dickless after all."
Yeah, it definitely wasn't one of the lazy days.
*The End*
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