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3. Suck on this, Sakura

Hand-in-hand, Naruto and Sasuke walked through the village of Konoha. They were a fairly new couple, only officially becoming boyfriends (or lovers, if you prefer) a day ago. Naruto felt rather smug about this, to put it lightly. Sasuke, of course, couldn't care less what everyone else thought of him and his boyfriend.

But because Naruto was… well, Naruto, everyone had to know they were together. EVERYONE. So Naruto did the only thing he thought he could do: he dragged Sasuke around the village just to show everyone that they were holding hands/dating.

It worked (A bit. Kind of. Maybe. A little.) until they encountered it.

A fangirl.

What, oh what, could they do?

She narrowed her eyes (it could be misconstrued as a glare, but it was most probably her just squinting because she couldn't believe what she was seeing).

Was her Sasuke-kun holding hands with that delinquent-brat-hokage wannabe?

It wasn't possible. No, Just no.

She had to find out what was going on. So she started to make her ways towards the couple and then…they disappeared.

Sasuke decided to actually use the round thing above his head and (well, I don't want to say ran but yeah)they ran away. There were some battles that you just couldn't win.

This was one of them.

Naruto was against it but pretty much did whatever Sasuke wanted because they were, after all, boyfriends.

And so their walk continued. They walked around, hand-in-hand, with stares and whispers following them. If Sasuke felt like a fangirl was getting too close, he lugged Naruto in the opposite direction.

But our protagonists have never really had the best of luck. They ran into something much worse than a fangirl - a ninja fangirl. They couldn't exactly run away, they could easily be followed.

The two girls, discovered to be Sakura and Ino, had spotted the lovely new couple and were trying to seem normal whilst walking over (you could practically see the questions spilling out of their ears).

Before the confrontation, however, Naruto decided that he was hungry. Just like that. So instead of finally getting to tell off one of Sasuke's fangirls, he just started walking towards Ichiraku's (hand-in-hand with Sasuke, of course) and yelled, as loudly as he could - which was pretty loud, by anyone's standards, "SUCK ON THIS, SAKURA!"

He turned away, dreaming of his ramen fix that Sasuke would undoubtedly pay for. Sasuke could only stare and the girls were on the verge of fainting.

Sasuke blinked and shook his head, with a small smile on his face, "He's an idiot but I love him…"

*The End*

Extra:

Ino turned to a speechless Sakura, "Well, I guess I win."

"What?! Sasuke-kun isn't even dating one of us!

"Yes, but the bet only would've properly been fulfilled if he was straight, which he obviously is not."

"Duh. How did you win then?"

"Sasuke-kun is dating Naruto, who has blonde hair and blue eyes; he's basically the male equivalent of me. So if he was straight, he probably would've gone for me."

"As if. He totally would've gone for me, pig!"

"Billboard-brow!"

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