Hi guys! It's been a while. I promise I'm working on Seducing Hot Guys and Dealing with Nervous Habits. I swear. Wow, it's a long name, isn't it?
But anyway, I just thought I'd post this to maybe, hopefully, possibly make you less angry at me. Please don't hate me.
Disclaimer: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't own Naruto. Please don't sue me.
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4. Emo
Naruto Uzumaki, our main protagonist, was excited. To be fair, he got excited over a lot of things. But today was special because he was sooper-excited.
He had finally gotten a pet. His first pet. Ever.
Most people didn't think he was responsible enough to take care of a pet because he didn't really take very good care of himself. I mean, he only drank that expired milk once. Or twice. Or seven times. But that was it. Really.
But after whining and wheedling and coaxing (and any other synonym you can think of for the word 'begging'), he finally got the pet shop guy (who was named Barry, if you wanted to know) to let him buy a puppy.
The puppy he picked was completely brown and had the floppiest ears ever seen on a dog. They almost looked like bunny ears. Oooooooh, maybe he should've gotten a bunny?
No, next time.
But seriously, they were really floppy.
Anyway, Naruto, being the good owner he is, went out and bought everything a dog could possibly need. Food, toys, a dog house, more food and a collar, amongst other things. However, the one thing he didn't have for his new best friend…was a name.
So he did the most sensible thing he could think off: he sat on his couch with the puppy in his lap, stared into its eyes and asked him what he'd like to be called.
"How about Spot?"
Growl.
"Right, you don't have spots. Maybe Sam?"
Growl.
"Max?"
Growl.
"Ramen?"
Growl.
"Candy?"
Grrrrrooooowwwwllll.
"Ugh, you just don't like anything, do you?"
Growl.
"If that's the way you wanna be, I know the perfect name for you. Lemme go call Sasu-chan and see what he says."
So Naruto went over to Sasuke's house and dragged him all the way back to his apartment. He looked around for his sooper-exciting new puppy and found him napping in his new dog house.
Taking his boyfriend by the hand, Naruto pulled Sasuke towards the puppy, "Cmon Sasuke! I've got to show you my new pet!"
"Let me go, loser," Sasuke growled.
"But…but…I named him after you!"
Sasuke looked at the name messily painted on the tiny house.
EMO.
His jaw fell to the floor.
"Come here, Emo! Come meet Sasu-chan!"
The puppy just growled at being woken up and went back to his nap.
The proud new owner just turned to his boyfriend, "See, he's just like you!"
Sasuke just turned around and walked back home without a word.
"I guess he's jealous of your name, Emo."
*The End*
I have now run out of pictures to base these drabble thingies on. If you want me (for some reason) to write one for you, send me a link to a picture and I'll see what I can do.
