The characters belong to Eoin Colfer. This one's for Captain Evermind; I hope she forgives me.
What's in a Name?
He'd started to earn his reputation as a gung-ho officer at his naming day. New recruits would gaze at him in awe if they spotted him in the corridor and whisper to each other that he was the renowned Commander Kelp, famous for having chosen the name Trouble for himself, and wonder how he managed to put up with his whining brother, Grub.
What they didn't know was that the Commander owed his little brother – big time. He'd never once let anyone know Trouble's real name. Kelp wondered how the recruits would regard him if he were still called Maggot.
