Greetings~ It's the crazy crow again *dances dances* I figure that hibernating throughout two months of the summer would be enough (_ _") Beside, Namashe would probably strangle me to death if I come back this autumn without a new chapter (_ _") (though she's been a lazy ass too and won't update her story ="= I'll strangle her later ="= )
So there has been a change of plan and this chapter isn't "Karakura Middel School" (_ _") I'm still editing it (attempting to make it more crazy :"D)
Enjoy!
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Chapter 5: 2nd Period-Art
"Yer fuckin' kiddin' me, right? What the hell is the purpose of studyin' ART? We're fuckin' Espadas, fer cryin' out loud!"
"Stop whining, Grimmjow. And correction, we were Espadas. You should embrace the fact that currently, we are…human…"
Grimmjow shot an incredulous look at the impassive ex-Cuatra, he exclaimed rather loudly:
"Hell no! I like embracin' ya better, thanks!"
Ulquiorra immediately flustered, with Shirosaki and Kurosaki snickered frantically behind them. The green-eyed Arrancar frowned slightly, finally decided to ignore the smug grin on Sexta's face. Sighing, he pushed Art Class' heavy door open, knowing that Shirosaki would make dirty jokes on them all day.
Ulquiorra blinked.
Is that…
-Ulqui?
…Yammi?
Frustrated at the lack of answers, Grimmjow peeked over Ulquiorra's head to look inside the classroom. His jaw dropped.
-OH MY FUCKIN' AIZEN! WHY THE FUCK ARE YA NAKED?
Oh yes, standing in the middle of the classroom, was the ex-Cero Espada, proudly naked. Seeminlgy disturbed by Grimmjow's screech (yes, the kitty-cat did screech), Yammi made another pose, showing off his…uh…private areas even more:
-Yer still an idiot Grimmjow. Tis is what people call "art".
-Art my ass!-Grimmjow covered his poor eyes with calloused hands, only to realize that Ulquiorra was still staring blankly at the scene in front of him. Immediately, Jarguajaques wrapped his hands around Cifer's widened innocent eyes (the fact that they had become larger than normal was very, very alarming).
-Ow! Ow! OW! My fuckin' eyes!-The teal haired man thrashed.
-What ter hell 'r ya fussin' 'bout?-Curiously hissed Shiro, as he pushed both Grimmjow and Ulquiorra out of the way, Ichigo right behind his tail.
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-HOLY FUCKIN' ZANGETSU!
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