Oblivion-Considering my sister doesn't use this any more, I'm thinking about just changing the name to Gemini Gamer! No s. and also I finally got free time on my hands! So, here is chapter three of my parody, now scroll down the page and enjoy!
Note-spoiler alert
Chapter 3-More ribs!
Link woke up from his slumber in a bed screaming.
"NOOO! MIDNA!" Link looked around and sighed to realize it wasn't real. "Oh my God! I have the BEST dream! I dream that Nintendo made another game for some system called the Wii and they pared me up with some imp thing called Midna who was from the realm of twilight and she said to collect all the shadow whatever pieces and I said OK for no reason and we collect them but failed defeating gannadork, so we go get the master sword and we collect the mirror of twilight pieces, and then we went to the realm of twilight and then we went back to the real world and killed gannadork and then Midna turned into a sexy skinny bitch, and then she leave to her world and then I realized she would be ,much better to do then Zelda, so I didn't want her to leave but she breaks the mirror and the worlds were disconnected and then I gasped and me and Zelda stood there for hours!" Link sighed with depression "I wish it was real as much as I wish Avatar was real.." Link didn't know it, but he had very bad grammar. Also he saw the future.
"Hello." Link looked over the other side of the room to see a maid. "I have your clean cloths ready." She held up links cloths. Link then realized he was indeed, naked. Link covered himself with the bed covers.
"Why does everyone touch me in inappropriate places!" Link grabbed his cloths and put them on.
"I did nothing of the sort!" Said the maid. "I just toke off your cloths and-"
"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE REST OF THAT SENTIENCE!" Link ran out of the room at full speed. Then proceeded into the grand hall of the castle. Meeting the king and half of his army. The other half were "Working" near the local bar.
"Oh, your awake..." Said blacksmith smith. "I know you tried to protect your-"
"You say girlfriend, I will murder you in your sleep."
"But it appears she's turned to stone." Link started to develop tears. "You okay Link?"
"I'm fine..." Link says starting to sob. "I've just never been this happy before!"
The king sat on his chair eating a whole plate of ribs in under five minutes. "I'm surprised he can still hold up the food." Says Link. The king (finished with his ribs) starts chomping on the bones. "How the hell did Zelda come from that big piece of shi-"
"Alright men," The king says. "We need to get the sword fixed, someone needs to fix my daughter so that boy stops crying catch vaati, rat boy, avatar guy, what ever the hell his name was, and would someone get me another damn plate of ribs!"
"Am I the only one shocked that this fat ass is still breathing?" Link asks.
"On to fixing the sword." Says the king,
"Of course I am."
"What do we know about the Picori?"
"They are very tiny and do not reveal themselves to humans." Says smith. "But they do to children."
"Then lets send Link." Said the king. A cook then came out with a plate of ribs. The king takes them and takes a bite, then spites it out. "I told you honey BBQ! Not ranch sauce!" The king threw the plate of ribs at the chief and knocked the chief over. "Anyway send Link."
"Aw hellllll no!" Link said.
"We'll pay you." Says the king.
"Keep talking..."
"With my daughters love."
"Of course."
"Then it's settled," Says the king. "You shall do this for the love of my daughter...you freaking weird ass elf thing."
"Oh great!" Link says "Another stupid adventure, of course, staring me!"
"Take the broken what-ever you people call this thing with you and heres smith's sword."
"I come to deliver it, and it comes straight back to me." Link takes both items and back round music goes on again. "Now this is just getting freaking creepy." Link leaves.
Link walks out side the castle to see Zelda was left outside the castle and Zelda is covered in bird poop. "I couldn't ask for anything better..." Link says to himself. Then he take the west route into the forest.
Links un-epic adventure begins!
Oblivion-Sleepy, going to bed for, 20 hours. Leave review...or don't. I'm not forcing you.
