All the characters belong to Eoin Colfer. The lyrics aren't mine either.



Jingle (Firewall Part2)

It seemed crashing the Mud-Boy's computers so near the school holidays hadn't been a good idea, nor had telling all the LEP he'd done it. The Mud-Boy had time on his hands and Foaly had the population of Haven on his neck.

The switchboard was clogged with complaints and most officers were walking around in helmets to keep out the nerve-jangling noise. Not that Fowl had actually done any real damage, but it would take hours to reprogram the computers to stop public announcements being preceded by:

'Every little girl would like to be
The Fairy on the Christmas Tree.'



Author's Note: Season's Greetings!