I always liked how Carina shook things up in every episode. I hope everyone is doing alright with Chuck hiatus. All the same disclaimers apply: I don't own any name brands I write about.

Quick summary:

Chuck, Sarah, Carina, and Morgan were drinking in excess last night and Chuck woke up with Sarah and Carina in his bed.

"Oh shit," He let slip out of his mouth.

Chuck's mind is pacing back and forth in nervous angst. He doesn't know what to do. He is trying to find the safest thing to tell Sarah. This is all in his mind.

"Should I tell Sarah I don't remember what happened last night?"

"No, then she will think I am trying to hide something."

"Should I tell her that Carina came onto me?"

"No, then she is going to think that we did it for sure."

"Why did I let myself drink so much?" Chuck literally screams in his mind.

"I need to find a way out of the bed without waking them up. I'll let them wake up to each other and they can fight about it."

"Yes, that is a great idea. Now how do I get out?"

Chuck slowly brings his knees to his chest and slides his back against the wall at the head of the bed. Chuck is now in the fetal position and slowly lifts himself up by his legs. He is now standing on his pillow. He takes a huge step to minimize the amount of steps to take.

The bed creaks loudly. Chuck stops for a second as the room falls silent again. "Thank god they didn't wake up."

Chuck then takes the other step off the bed. As his leg lifts off the bed, it creaks again. "I need to fix this bed."

Chuck is safely off the bed and Sarah and Carina are still sleeping.

"Phew…" Chuck lets out a sigh of relief.

"Chuckles?" Carina says groggily. Chuck jumps in fear. Chuck tries to stay silent, hoping she just sleep-talked. "Come back to bed, sweetie."

"Chuck?" Sarah says just as sleepily. She heard Carina's voice and it definitely wasn't Chuck's. She couldn't understand it, but it was not normal. Sarah rolls over so her face is looking at Carina as Carina looks towards Sarah. Chuck is still standing there frozen, scared to say anything. He has never been so scared in his life.

"Hey there, hun," Carina says to Sarah as they open there eyes. Sarah is dumbfounded. She wants to murder Carina but her head is throbbing.

"Chuck?" This was more of an angry yell than a question.

"Uh, yea?" Chuck squeaks, knowing he is in a lot of trouble.

"What the hell happened last night?" Again it is more of a scream than a question.

"Good question, I couldn't tell you," Chuck jokes although he really doesn't know.

"Don't worry, nothing happened," Carina says as she sits against the wall at the head of the bed.

"Put a shirt on!" Sarah yells at Carina. Carina is topless with just some underwear on. Sarah seeing Carina topless is not a good sign of nothing happening last night. Chuck honestly hadn't noticed until then and Chuck tried to look away but he was still drunk and his eyes wandered back to them like an emphasis point of a painting.

"Like what you see?" Carina asks flirtatiously. Sarah lets out a grunt that can rival Casey's. Chuck is still somewhat entranced and is frozen like the statue of David with his arm over his shoulder. Sarah climbs out of bed, grabs one of Chuck's shirts and throws it at her.

"Put it on!" Sarah sounds like Beckman the way she is ordering everyone around.

"Alright, alright, but I prefer my dress over that shirt," Carina explains as she gets out of the bed not covering up at all. "No offense." She gestures towards Chuck who is still in his accidental David pose. Carina slips her dress on and looks at Sarah. "Nothing happened last night. I just like sleeping next to warm bodies." Sarah narrows her eyes at Carina in an odd way. That thing could have been sexual but she wasn't sure.

"Uh, you want to get some breakfast?" Chuck breaks the stare of Sarah when he tries to change the subject.

"Sounds good," Carina replies in her always sexual tone.

"We can talk over breakfast," Sarah is still very angry that Carina would dare to ruin Sarah's relationship.

"I'm going to ask Morgan," Chuck lets everyone know. Chuck steps out of the room and knocks on Morgan's door. There is no answer. Chuck opens the door slowly to see if Morgan is still sleeping. The room is empty.

Chuck turns around confused and sees Morgan's scruffy hair lying atop the couch. Chuck goes to investigate as he finds Morgan sleeping on the couch still seated with his head cocked back. It did not look comfortable and Chuck immediately woke him up.

"Yo! Buddy!" Chuck shakes Morgan vigorously. "Morgan!"

"Wh-what?" Morgan is not even 10% there.

"Want to get some food?"

"Uh, sure. Let me take a shower," Morgan gets up and stumbles to his room to find a wardrobe to wear. Chuck goes back in the room hoping there aren't knifes in the walls and two 'alive' women.

"What is your problem?" Sarah asks. Chuck hears it as he opens the door. "How could you sleep in the same bed and in the nude?"

"That's how I always sleep, you remember," Carina explains herself with yet another thing that confuses Chuck.

"They cannot just be friends after that comment," Chuck thinks to himself while he is standing at the doorway.

"Stop fighting. We were all drunk and nothing happened," Chuck tries to calm Sarah down. Sarah narrows her eyes as she looks at Carina.

"Fine, lets go get some food," Sarah suggests wanting what Chuck said to be true.

They all get cleaned up and are at a diner. Sarah is sitting across from Morgan and Chuck is across from Carina. The farthest distance they can get Sarah and Carina from each other.

"Last night was fun," Morgan breaks the silence.

"You're telling me? I woke up with both of them in my bed," Chuck jokingly explains. Sarah gives a dirty look to Carina.

"You dog, you!" Morgan exuberantly states. Chuck flails his arms trying to get Morgan to shut up.

"Nothing happened," Carina says disappointed.

"Nothing better of happened," Sarah adds in, still annoyed.

"I wouldn't do that to you," Carina tries to justify herself to Sarah. "After all we've been through; I wouldn't try to ruin your life." Carina actually sounds sincere for once in her life.

"It just annoys me you would do something like that," Sarah explains her frustration without blatantly stating that she doesn't want her relationship with Chuck to ever fail. Chuck and Morgan sit there quietly, not knowing what to say so they just wait for their food.

"I know how in love you two are, don't worry," Carina responds sincerely. Chuck kind of blushes and Sarah doesn't like when people talk about it and looks a little more annoyed.

After the long stare-down between Carina and Sarah, the server breaks the tension with the food. They all get there food and eat quietly.

A few hours later, Chuck and Sarah are cleaning up the living room.

"How did we get nacho cheese on the ceiling?" Sarah asks trying to keep her composure because it is so random.

"When did we eat chips?" Chuck asks just as lost as Sarah. Sarah cannot help but giggle a little.

All of a sudden, Casey barges into the door. "Bartowski! Walker! Castle! 10 minutes!" Casey states as he looks around seeing the mess. "What happened last night?"

"Good question, I couldn't tell you," Chuck replies quickly as he and Sarah put down the cleaning supplies.

"We can check later," Casey replies as he looks like he is hurrying them.

"What do you mean 'check later'?" Chuck has no idea what Casey is talking about.

"I never took the bugs out," Casey grins. Chuck gets the feeling Casey likes to watch them just to make fun of Chuck.

"So you've been watching us the whole time?" Chuck feels violated.

"Not particularly," Casey answers. Chuck sighs and knows he has to deal with it later. They all go to Castle in a hurry.

"Bennet provided us with some intel on a Ring location," Beckman explains through the live feed. Everyone just nods as she continues. "According to his intel, there is a USB drive that has Ring files on it. You need to steal it." Chuck and Sarah don't look on-the-ball. "Are you both feeling alright?" Beckman asks making sure her top agents are 100%.

"Sorry, crazy night," Chuck responds quickly.

"I don't need to remind you that you are agents of the U.S. government, do I?" Beckman shows a little anger in her voice.

"No, ma'am," Sarah responds quickly as everyone is kind of scared except for Casey because he didn't do anything wrong.

"Alright, you will be seducing, one, Alessandra Farris," Beckman explains. Chuck immediately flashes seeing the woman's passport, some sexy photos of her in lingerie, a California driver's license, and a bank.

"Casey, you'll have fun with this one," Chuck jokes after seeing how beautiful the woman is in his flashes.

"No, you will be seducing the mark, Bartowski, no offense Colonel Casey" Beckman clarifies with attitude as Casey just grunts. "Will that be a problem for you?"

"Just what I need, to seduce a pretty woman when Sarah is already mad at me," Chuck thinks to himself as he swallows loudly. "No problem." Sarah gives Chuck a bit of a dirty look.

"This isn't a problem for you, is it Walker?" Beckman asks.

"N-no," Sarah studders because it is a problem.

"We'll be ready, General," Casey says as the feed ends right after.

"Well, I guess Morgan has to clean up today," Chuck jokes. "Oh, yea, about the cameras you had in my place," Chuck actually sounds annoyed because his privacy is being violated.

"Lets take a look," Casey says cheery (as cheery as Casey can get really) as he brings up the footage. Casey fast forwards through all the conversations and the drinking games they played.

Morgan grabbed some chips and some nacho cheese. Morgan pours the cheese on the plate and is about to take some when one of the beer pong cups falls at his feet and he throws the plate up in fear.

"Well, we know how that got there," Chuck jokes. Casey grunts.

Casey continues to fast forward through it and see Chuck reach for the Johnnie Walker Black. Casey stops it and plays it at normal speed. As they watch, Chuck feels a little fear from Casey as they watch Chuck make fun of him.

"We were just joking around," Chuck pleads hoping Casey won't kill him. Casey grunts angrily as he sees Chuck utter the words in the footage.

"Who am I?" Chuck jokes. Morgan and Sarah break out in laughter. Carina doesn't really get it but laughs because everyone else does. "Grrr," Chuck tries to grunt with a straight face but cannot.

Casey looks at Chuck angrily because Chuck just mocked him. Chuck is genuinely scared and tries to hide behind Sarah as a joke. Casey just grunts again and continues the footage.

Casey fast forwards until Chuck and Sarah go into their room. They watch as Carina thinks for a few minutes. She looks at Morgan and back to Chuck's door and back to Morgan again. After a few minutes of this, she finally takes a few shots of the Johnnie Walker and steps into Chuck's room.

"What happened next?" Chuck asks, hoping Casey has a feed of their room.

"I didn't think you had it in you, Bartowski but I don't want to watch you and Sarah do whatever you do," Casey responds grunting.

"That's understandable, I guess," Chuck says as Sarah almost blushes just because she knows what they do in there. "I guess we'll never actually know," Chuck jokes hoping to ease Sarah.

"The mark is staying at the Remington Hotel tonight and will be at the bar at 10," Sarah explains as she reads the notes left by Beckman. "She is just a mark," Sarah kind of growls at Chuck.

"I understand," Chuck responds giving Sarah a light kiss on the cheek showing his faith to her. Casey just grunts like usual.

"You know how to seduce her?" Sarah asks hoping Chuck remembers everything Roan had told him a while back.

"Well I did get you, didn't I?" Chuck tries to be sneaky. Sarah looks at him lovely.

"Ugh…" Casey just breaks the moment Chuck created. "Enough with the lady feelings, we have a mission."

"I'll be on surveillance and Casey will be back-up," Sarah explains. "I'll be talking to you through an ear piece."

"Alright, shouldn't we set some cameras up in the hotel?" Chuck is ready to do the mission.

"Lets go," Sarah responds. She is agitated that Chuck has to seduce another woman but she understands that it is part of the job. "Seducing skills on a resume, I wonder how that would turn out." Sarah thinks to herself real quick as they grab all the supplies they need and get to work.

It is now 9:45 and they are all getting ready for the mission. They are watching the live feeds while in the surveillance van. They see the mark walk up to the bar and sit down.

"That's my cue, then," Chuck says as Sarah straightens his tie and Casey puts an American flag pin on his chest. "Really Casey?"

"It has a camera in it," Casey explains.

"We'll be right around the corner, you'll be fine," Sarah reassures Chuck.

"Alright," Chuck opens the van door and steps out in a black suit with a red tie and white dress shirt.

The door closes and Chuck walks towards the restaurant. Casey gets dressed and Sarah watches the mark through the feeds.

"Bartowski will be fine," Casey assures Sarah that Chuck can do this.

"I know, I'm just afraid he is too good," Sarah expresses her emotions although she shouldn't.

"Bartowski? No way, although he did get you and Carina in the same bed," Casey jokes knowing it will annoy Sarah but also take her mind off of the mission.

"Shut up and get out there," Sarah playfully says thinking that it was actually quite funny. Casey leaves and Sarah watches as Chuck enters the hotel.

"The mark is sitting at the bar," Sarah says into Chuck's earpiece.

"Yea, alone, that makes it easier," Chuck says back into his watch.

"You need to go up to her and spark a conversation."

"I can do this," Chuck tries to assure his nervous self. Chuck walks up to the bar, right next to the mark almost brushing against her on purpose. "Bartender, I'll take a Johnny Walker Black on the rocks."

The bartender is this burly, tall, muscular man with long hair. He turns around and says, "Good choice, sir." Chuck flinches at the site of Casey with a wig that makes him look like a hippy.

The mark overhears Chuck's order. "That's a pretty bold choice," she says.

"Well, it makes me look sophisticated," Chuck responds jokingly.

"Good. She started the conversation. Keep it going." Sarah explains to Chuck.

Casey gives Chuck his drink and Chuck sits right next to the mark.

"I'm Charles, but they call me Chuck," Chuck introduces himself.

"Whose they?" The mark jokes. Chuck fumbles around for a second. "I'm just kidding, I'm Alessandra, but they call me Ale," the mark mocks Chuck.

"Ha, real funny. What's a lovely woman like you doing alone?" Chuck tries to act confident without being inconsiderate.

"Just relaxing, getting a drink," Ale explains as she blushes a little from the comment.

"Good she is liking you so far, keep it going."

"Cheers to that," Chuck says as he lifts his glass of Johnny Walker. He then takes a sip and chokes a little.

"Powerful?" Ale jokes.

"No, no. Just didn't expect it, that's all," Chuck tries to explain himself nervously. Casey grunts silently to Chuck being such a girl about drinking the whiskey.

"You're cute when you're nervous, Chuck," Ale responds making Chuck blush. She giggles a little.

"You're doing great, buy her a drink."

"What are you drinking on this fine evening?" Chuck asks elegantly.

"Sex on the beach," Ale responds as Chuck looks surprised. "You can never be too ready," Ale jokes.

"Wow she is such a slut; you better not do anything with her." Sarah almost yells at Chuck. Chuck has to rub his ear in pain.

"Good choice, I'm more of a whiskey man," Chuck explains as he takes a sip. "Yo, barkeep, a sex on the beach!" Chuck loves ordering Casey around.

"Coming right up," Casey grunts and plasters a fake smile on as he looks at Chuck.

"Actually! Make her something tasty and strong!" Chuck smirks at Casey. Casey has to make either his own concoction or think of one.

"Mysterious, I like that," Ale says.

"I've learned that bartenders make the best drinks when you ask them to make what they want," Chuck explains as he puts more pressure on Casey.

"Here you are, miss," Casey says as he hands her the drink.

"What is it?" Ale asks.

"A Gert Island," Casey says.

"A what?" Chuck is confused by the name.

"What's in it?" Ale asks.

"It is pretty much a long island but with apple rum instead of coke," Casey explains. Ale just ponders for a second. "Gert, an old friend of mine showed me it, that's why it's called a Gert island."

"How is it?" Chuck asks Ale as she tastes it. Chuck is surprised Casey had enough imagination to make a different drink, let alone a friend.

"Quite delicious, actually," Ale responds as she offers Chuck a sip.

"Hm, quite tasty. That's a great drink," Chuck is surprised by the taste because he could only imagine Casey making something disgustingly strong.

"Not too girly, yet tastes good," Casey tries to get as much praise as he can.

"Stop talking to Casey!" Sarah tells Chuck to focus on the mark.

Chuck finishes his whiskey and motions for Casey to get him another one.

"Stop drinking so quickly, we don't want you to get drunk!" Sarah explains over the earpiece.

"So, what do you do for a living?" Chuck asks trying not to react to Sarah's comment.

"Just a banker," Ale responds nonchalantly.

"Is it fun? It didn't sound like it was by your answer."

"Well, lets just say it isn't what you would expect," Ale slyly jokes, not knowing Chuck knows she is a Ring agent. "What does that mean?" Chuck plays dumb.

"Enough about boring, old me. What about you, Charles but they call me Chuck?" Ale reverses the conversation.

"Well, what is there to tell? I am a business man," Chuck responds trying to think of a business.

"QuickCell, Inc." Sarah quickly thinks of a name of a company.

"QuickCell, Inc." Chuck repeats exactly what Sarah says. "We rent out phones internationally."

"Haven't heard of it," Ale responds.

"Do you travel internationally a lot?"

"Not really."

"Exactly, we're not the biggest company but we do well enough."

"Good job, you need to move faster though. You need to find the USB drive."

"Do you have a hotel room here?" Chuck asks politely.

"Wanna come up?" Ale jokes.

"N-no, that isn't what I meant," Chuck nervously explains.

"I'm just kidding, but seriously, you are cute when you are nervous" Ale jokes again.

"Well, if the offer is still up," Chuck playfully suggests.

"I am all alone tonight," Ale actually thinks about it. Chuck keeps his composure as he takes a sip of his whiskey. "Sure, why not." Chuck flashes a quick nerdy smile.

"Stay calm, find the USB drive and that is it!" Sarah doesn't know if Chuck can get out safely because they don't have cameras in Ale's room.

Chuck and Ale walk to the elevator as Chuck throws down about $40 on the bar nonchalantly for the drinks. They step in the elevator and go up to floor six.

"Casey, I don't have a visual." Sarah explains to Casey.

"Chuck, you need to tell me what room number," Sarah explains to Chuck for his safety.

Chuck and Ale get to her room. "Room 626, huh?" Chuck asks just so Sarah heard him.

"Yea, is that a problem?" Ale asks.

"No, just thinking out loud."

"Good job, find the USB." Sarah gets out of the van and tries to get a view on the room. She finds an adjacent parking lot and runs to the top, trying to get a visual of Chuck.

Ale lies on her bed in a sexual manner and pats the bed motioning for Chuck to sit down. Ale puts her purse on the edge of the bed.

"Well, what shall we do?" Ale asks rhetorically.

"Whatever you want."

"I'm going to slip into something more comfortable," Ale says sexually as she goes into the bathroom.

"Sarah, I am looking for the USB. She is in the bathroom," Chuck whispers into his watch. Chuck then searches Ale's purse for the USB. All Sarah can do is hear Chuck as she is trying to get a view on the room.

After about a minute of Chuck digging, he hears the bathroom door unlock. Chuck quickly gets comfortable on the bed. Ale comes out in some sexy lingerie and Chuck looks amazed.

"I see you like it," Ale responds sexually.

"Y-yea, suits you well," Chuck starts out nervously but then sounds suave.

"How about some champagne," Ale grabs a bottle and turns her back to Chuck as she pops it open.

"Help me," Chuck whispers into his watch.

"Hold on Chuck, I don't have a visual yet."

"Now, where were we?" Ale asks holding two glasses of champagne. She hands one to Chuck.

"Well, you were going to tell me how fun your job was," Chuck is scared that she is coming on so strong.

"You're silly," Ale responds as she walks up to Chuck sexually. Chuck crawls back to the head of the bed trying to stay away. She grabs his belt and starts to undo it.

"I got a visual, Oh my god." Sarah is appalled to see Chuck being taken advantage of.

"I know," Chuck squeaks out responding to Sarah.

"You know what?" Ale says playfully as she throws his belt on the floor.

"I don't think this is the best idea," Chuck tries to get Ale to stop. She rips his buttoned dress shirt open. Chuck squeals almost like a pig.

"You don't seem to be enjoying yourself, Chuck," Ale responds starting to get annoyed from his resistance.

"Well, it's just, I, uh," Chuck freezes up, not able to think of a reason.

"Just be quiet. I'll do all the work," Ale responds very sleepily. She gets on top of Chuck and starts to undo his pants as she gets almost delirious. She unzips them and then falls asleep as her head falls on Chuck's stomach.

Chuck breathes heavily, "Hello?" Chuck lifts her head as it falls back onto his stomach like dead weight. He checks for a pulse and she is still alive. "Uh, what just happened? She just fell asleep on me."

"I slipped some ambient in her drink," Casey responds knowing he saved the day.

Chuck, still breathing heavily responds, "That was close."

"What's the matter Bartowski? You don't like sex with hot girls?" Casey jokes.

"You need to find the USB!" Sarah changes the subject.

Chuck scrambles around the hotel room looking for it. He looks through all the drawers and cabinets but no luck. He sees a lanyard dangling on the chair with some keys on the end. There is also a USB drive and Chuck grabs it.

"I got it, I'll be down in 5," Chuck responds contently.

They all get in the surveillance van. "That was too close," Chuck says handing the USB to Casey who puts it into the computer.

"You did great," Sarah is so happy Chuck didn't do anything he would regret. She gives him a comforting hug. Casey just grunts as he checks all the files. "What's on the files?" Sarah asks Casey.

"Take a look," Casey says as the files start opening on the computer. It shows pictures of Chuck and his mother. There are a few documents and files and one that is called Operation Intersect. They all look as Casey tries to open it but it is protected.

"It's locked?" Chuck asks.

"Thanks, captain obvious," Casey jokes. Chuck rolls his eyes.

"We need to get this open!" Sarah is concerned for Chuck.

"I'll send it to Beckman," Casey tells everyone.

Back at Castle, Beckman is talking to the team. "Good job on the intel. I have my best people on that file." Beckman explains.

"We need to figure it out. It must be about Chuck and the Intersect," Sarah is almost in fear for Chuck's life.

"Calm down Walker. We're doing everything we can to protect him." Beckman tries to assure Sarah they are doing their best. They are talking like Chuck isn't there although he is standing right next to Sarah.

"What should we do?" Chuck asks also frightened for his life.

"You will keep a low profile for the next few days," Beckman explains like she knows the answer what to say before it is asked.

"Well, looks like we're grounded. Thanks, mom," Chuck says sarcastically to Beckman.

"Is that all?" Beckman is ticked off by Chuck's 'mom' comment.

"That is all, General," Casey responds as the transmission immediately ends.

"First, we need to get rid of those cameras in my place," Chuck is annoyed and so the head out for Chuck's place.

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