This chapter written by Baby Cougar.
Gaara and the Kitten
I smiled at Gaara. He was looking at me with such loathing. I signed him up at the local shelter, and it was adopt-a-kitten week. Gaara hates cute and fluffy.
I pushed him in. I followed right after. I made him leave that blasted gourd at home.
"Cougar, I--"
"No, Gaara. You have to do this. It will look good on your, er, résumé." I led him over to the cat area where the adoptions were being held. We, well I, went behind the counter and picked out the cutest, fluffiest kitten. I cuddled her for a moment before transferring her to Gaara's arms. He gingerly held the kitten, not wanting to hurt it for my sake, but not entirely sure what to do with it.
"You try to get people to adopt her. Go on, Gaara."
The look he shot me would have chilled anyone else's blood. I was used to it. Lucky for me there was no sand here or people would be in trouble.
Gaara seemed to pick out a certain person in the crowd.
"Kitten?" He asked.
"Err, no thanks. I'm a dog-person." the man said.
"Kitten? Adopt please." He said in a more threatening tone.
"No, sir. Go away before I call the authorities."
"Adopt this kitten or I will KILL YOU!" screamed Gaara, trying to use all available sand to make himself more threatening. Unfortunately for him, the only sand was kitty litter. So, kitty litter was all round him, with little turds flying through the air.
"NOW!" he thundered, sending massive killing intent at the man.
He then thrust the kitten into the man's arms, careful not to hurt her.
"MEW!?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OK I'LL TAKE THE KITTEN! I'LL TAKE THEM ALL!"
Gaara then smiled one of those creepy smiles that makes you want to jump off a cliff. He nodded in satisfaction. He turned back to me, but I was in the middle of a glare. Upon seeing him, it changed quickly to bouts of laughter.
"What?" He said menacingly.
I just pointed to his shirt and laughed more. He looked down and grimaced. His shirt was soaked, and there was a little turd stuck to it. Guess he scared the kitten too.
"I hate you."
"I know."
