Happy Belated Fourth Of July!
Sebastian: *blows on party favor*
Authoress: Did you enjoy the BBQ from yesterday, Sebby?
Sebastian: I did indeed. The ribs were exquisite. Your father is an exceptional cook.
Now its time for questions! In case you were wondering peeps I do five reviews per chapter so don't be disappointed if yours doesn't show up in a particular chapter. Ok this is from Sebastian's Servant Felicia:
Surprisingly I'm still alive after being stabbed.
Anyways there's three reasons why I call myself that:
1. The original screen name was going to be Felicia eigth Doll of Rozen...buuuut it was too long.
2. It was most likely a dare.
3. I lost a bet and now this will be my permanent screen name.
Sebastian: I see.
And Authoress how dare you call me Sebastian-san's girlfriend, I'm already engaged.
Authoress: Really now?
1. In the manga, why did you let Ciel read a story by Poe before going to bed? Seriously, I mean when you went to wake him up he put a freakin' gun to your head!
Sebastian: *chuckles* The Young Master can be quite amusing when given the proper motivation.
2. I personally like the movie Kill Bill (don't ask) but do demons get married? If so how? Is it like mortal's way of marriage.
Sebastian: Demons do not marry, we have no forms of commitment like humans do. We do have sex and we have sex orgies with other demons.
3. Where is your ideal vacation in the human realm?
Sebastian: I would say France. The French countryside is absolutely beautiful and I greatly enjoyed it when I was there.
4. Red and Black? Great now you go that song stuck in my head from the Kuroshitsuji musical. Speaking of musicals, do you have a favorite song?
Sebastian: No, I do not.
Oh and Authoress; meet Freddy *hold up a fluffy Siamese cat*
Authoress: Hi, Freddy *smirks* Meet Joshua *pulls out modified .454 Casull calibre handgun* given to me by a close friend.
Alucard: Heh heh heh heh...*disappears into thin air*
Authoress: GET THE CAT OUT OF HERE AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
Sebastian: Next.
Authoress: Next set of questions again from Sebastian's Servant Felicia:
Oh! And *holds up Alois* he agreed to help me with the comments.
Alois: DON'T LISTEN TO HER! She pole-vaulted into my manor and-
*quickly covers mouth* Heh heh...cute kid I love him
Even more questions:
1. Okay now please be honest with this but; I've been reading books about demons and *forgot the title of one* said that when a demon claims a human's soul they can do whatever they want with it (I.e. torture, lemon, etc) is this true Sebastian-san?
Sebastian: That is both true and false. We must ask Father Lucifer's permission to do something other than devour a human's soul and we must have just reason for doing such. Even evil has its standards, we aren't allowed to torture souls for our own pleasure.
2. What exactly is Hell like?
Alois: Why do you want to know Felicia?
Because I'm probably already heading there
Authoress: *under breath* You and me both sister.
Sebastian: Hell is full of caves and rocks with a large and spacious castle where we all live. You don't suffer or burn there, you become a demon and serve Father Lucifer.
3. What would happen if YOU were the master and Ciel was the servant? What would you have him do?
Alois: that question is vaugely famili-ah come on Felicia, what IS it with you and submissive Ukes?
Trust me Trancy you don't want to know.
Sebastian: I'd have Ciel do some of the most ridiculous and time-wasting tasks.
4. Are you aware that Ciel promised Grell a full day with you? If so did you have that one day?
Sebastian: Grell tried to collect me on that day. He sorely regrets it.
Um that's all I have for now, I'm gonna bring in another rich shouta in to help me next time you see *has a pole and heads off*
Sebastian: I pity his poor soul. Next.
Elfen asks:
So, recently you and Ciel showed up in the first ep. of season 2.
Just wondering why you had Ciel's body tucked away in a suit case and why you decided not to take his soul?
Sebastian: I've no clue what you're talking about.
Ciel: *muffled through suitcase* HELP ME!
Sebastian: *kicks suitcase under bed* *thinking* How on Earth is he still alive? I didn't put air holes in that thing!
All, except Sebastian: O_O
Authoress: O...K...Next...
xXSanctusAvaritiaXx is back and she (or he) wants to know:
Thanks for answering my question even though they're out of topic. Thanks Sebastian and um... I don't care if I go to hell once I form a contract with you!
Also, I firmly believe that you are definitely not gay. Although, Alois might be...hm?
Just a very quick question: (Don't care if you answer of not)
1. Does every demon have their own place to put the faustian pentacle? Example; (Crow aka Seabstian) Ciel's eye, (Spider aka Claude) Alois' tongue.
Sebastian: Yes, although some have to repeat body parts. I'm not the only demon whose contracts appear in the human's eye. And yes, I'm 90% sure that Alois is gay.
Last review of the chapter! Tan-Tan-Tanuki asks:
Nice to finally talk to you Sebastian, I know my name sounds weird, but I'm a fan of Tanuki's, that's a Japanese raccoon dog if you didn't know.
1. Does every demon that turns into a human look the same, because when I saw the second season, I thought you were Claude... seriously, you were practically twins except for your eyes!
Sebastian: We all look similar to some degree, but Claude and I look the most alike.
really like cats right, I don't mind any animal really, but I like cats too. I think chubby cats are the cutest for some reason, and I'm a guy saying this, but you'd probably agree.
Sebastian: I believe that chubby cats are very cute ^_^. Excessively obese cats however are not _.
3. On my profile I put this picture of a tanuki, but if you try to imagine it, doesn't it look like a chubby cat with those ears?
Sebastian: It looks like a chubby cat...well actually a morbidly obese cat.
4. Last question, after escaping Alois mansion, do you think you and Ciel will see more of him and Claude?
Sebastian: Again, Ciel is dead.
Ciel: *pops out of suitcase* AIR! He's lying! I'm not dead he stuffed me in here and- AHHHH!
Sebastian: *stuffs Ciel back into suitcase* Be quiet you miserable brat! Do you WANT to give away a season's worth of story lines? OoO! *locks suitcase and clamps hand over mouth*...*calmly* next question.
Authoress: But Sebas-
Sebastian: NEXT QUESTION.
I'm glad that you got to talk to me, maybe we can hang out and talk about how soft a cats paw pads are.
Sebastian: Of course! Have you ever rubbed their paw pads on your face? Exquisite!
That's it for this chapter! Please read and review!
