A pervert worst than Jiraiya

Naruto couldn't begin to describe the feeling of walking into his new house, with Sasuke on his back sleeping. It was something so unreal and dream like that he himself began to wonder if all of this was just a dream. Either his or Sasuke's he couldn't tell, all he knew was that he had never been so happy and fulfilled in his life.

Walking down the yet to be clean hall, he could tell the brunet had long gone fell asleep after crying on his shoulder for almost half an hour. He was relieved to find that he had still some self restrain left in him after all this overload of emotions because he had been very close to hug him in a public place. And that hug would leave nothing to the imagination, he was sure he would've hold him in a very close embrace while holding the brunet's head and waist protectively to let the other cry on his shoulder.

That thought was still itching in his head, and when he laid Sasuke on his bed he couldn't help but gently cup one of his cheeks and follow the trace of dried tears with his thumb. The blond sighed deeply not sure why he was doing it. He just felt relief in doing so.

He hurriedly changed his clothes and went to bed, not resisting the urge of falling asleep, next to the brunet under the sheets. Like always his body was warm against his, and he had long ago decided that he really liked that feeling.

What Naruto didn't expect was to Sasuke to roll around in his sleep, away from him. A vein immediately popped in his forehead. Awake or asleep Sasuke always managed to get away from him, and that was going to end, tonight.

"Oh, no you don't you, bastard! I'm keeping you close, I'm never letting you out of my sight again, and when I'm sleeping I'll be dammed to let you roll away from me. I'll even tie you up to me, so you better behave. Dammit you're making me sound like a pervert!", the blond said has he pushed the brunet against him and hold him close.

"You are a pervert.", a sleepy mumble was heard. "Ero-dobe."

"You… You! I! You! Dammit! Don't call me that! Sasuke, take that back! Dammit!" , Naruto yelled almost soundless.

The blond was downright outraged to be called by the same nick name he had put on Jiraiya sensei. Sasuke was making him sound like a freaking pervert that wrote erotic novels and did research on hot springs as an excuse to see naked women. Hell, he admitted he was kind of a pervert but he wasn't that much of a pervert! After all Jiraya was the biggest pervert he knew…

Wait if Sasuke thought of this name does it mean that I'm the biggest pervert he ever met? I'm a bigger pervert than Ororchimaru?

"Ero-dobe.", the brunet said before bringing his body closer to the blond and sigh satisfied.

"It's your fault you know. Me turning into a dirty minded old man. I can't even sleep decently anymore if I don't sleep with you. As soon as you get better and recover your memory I'm going to make you take responsibility.", the blond said before closing his eyes and fell asleep.

Naruto woke up the next morning torn between dread and bliss, as he woke up covered in sweat and hot like hell. If he was asked the sweat and the hotness was due to the fact that he had slept too close to someone in the middle of summer. Point being that this was a very normal occurrence and he could use it as a perfect accurate excuse. The truth however was that he had yet again another extremely pleasant dream, a dream that required him to bathe and change his sheets.

Regardless of the predicament the blond Hokage was in, he was still in an incredible good mood, due to the events of last night. The words Sasuke spoke kept replaying in his mind making him forget that he had urgent business to tend to, starting with a bath.

The blond was currently sprawled over the big bed while Sasuke, as soon as the opportunity showed that night, had rolled way until he reached the edge of the mattress. Blue orbs glanced at the far away body and suddenly Naruto didn't know if he should be pissed off his mind or relieved that the brunet hadn't been close to him when that pleasant dream occurred.

Naruto choked as he recalled the dream. He knew too much of Sasuke's body for his own good taken that the dream had been again clearly vivid and accurate regarding it. His only surprise was the extravagant and provocative kimono that the brunet in his dream wore. He had never actually seen one so exuberant and crimson red, making the brunet's pale complexion shine more than what reality would ever allow. If he closed his eyes he could faintly distinct golden embroidery, the translucent sashes curling up the spread pale legs and even pearls scattered all over in entrancing design. The rest was just like all the dreams he had so far. It started with Sasuke teasing him over something he forgets the moment he woke and the next things he knew he was kissing him ferociously. He then starts stripping the brunet and between the glances he takes at his body he kisses every nick of skin he can reach. He feels hot and good by the time he pushes him down and starts pressing their bodies together rhythmically. At some point the moaning and the rocking and burning sensation under him make him reach his climax.

Sasuke was right.

He was a freaking pervert.

He was a freaking pervert for dreaming about his best friend in provocative clothes under him and moaning.

If Sasuke ever found out about this he would be killed. Heck, if Sakura found out he would be brought back to life and then murdered a second time.

Deciding it was time for his bath, the blond jumped out of the bed not even looking at the time. He was on vacation until Sasuke was recovered enough to at least not faint while walking. However appearance was everything and quickly he performed bushin no jutsu and sent one clone to the tower and another one to watch Sasuke.

With that finally done, Naruto resumed walking to his bathroom to draw his bath. It only took him a few minutes to take his shower and get properly dressed. He didn't want to leave the brunet unattended after what had happened last night. The blonde was going to watch him like a hawk, either it was eating, sleeping, or going to the bathroom he wouldn't leave him alone for one second… and he meant that without sounding like the complete pervert that he actually was.

Brushing aside those thoughts, he hurriedly stepped into the room, not finding his clone, Sasuke or the bed shits. Turns out his clone had decided to take Sasuke to the couch while it took care of erasing the evidences of the crime.

The blond approached the brunet sleeping on the two sits orange sofa, wondering if he was feeling better than what he did last night. It was however clearly evident by the sick paleness on his face that he wasn't. Afraid that the brunet had again slipped into a coma, he gently shook him in order to get some response that he was only sleeping. Sasuke moved his fingers but nothing less, putting Naruto only a bit at peace.

After the clone had finished making the bed, the blond ordered him to get Sakura from the hospital so she could check on the brunet and bring more medicine he could mix with his food. He was already expecting a lash out from her and he preferred that then to see the former rogue sick.

Carefully, he picked up the brunet and brought him back to the bed with now clean sheets. It wasn't cold; on the otherwise it was very warm since it was summer, so Naruto decided that a blanket would be too much to cover him with.

Once he started to feel hungry, he again performed a kage bushin to watch over the former rogue while he went to the kitchen. Everything in it was new and barely used since he never cooked anything but boiling water for his instant ramen, like Sasuke had pointed out he couldn't cook for his life. It was more than obvious that sick people couldn't eat ramen and therefore he didn't anything to feed the sick brunet. His only option would be to buy porridge directly at a restaurant and since he was already buying out he might as well buy ramen along from Ichiraku.

The blond then sent the previous clone on that errand and took its place at Sasuke's side. He still hadn't woken up, and it didn't seem like he would soon.

It wasn't long enough until the memory of his fist clone came back showing him an angry Sakura punching the daylights of him, after he told him what had happened the previous night. It had hurt like hell, and he had deserved it. He could only wonder how bad she would punch him if she knew about his little fantasies about Sasuke.

Soon after that, Sakura was at his door, with a face that said 'Don't talk to me you're despicable'.

"Can I come in?", she said before entering any way.

"Good morning Sakura-chan. Huff!"

The punch he receiver to his stomach hadn't been strong enough to send him fly away but still hurt badly.

"Where's Sasuke?"

"In my room he's sleeping."

"When I told you that you could take Sasuke out of the hospital I remember that I strictly forbid you from making him do anything that was strenuous. Last time I checked using Chakra and run over the roofs was considerate as such. Just because he is a ninja that doesn't mean he will be recovered enough to do such things. Losing conscious is the least of the worries, he could have broken something, or his heart might've been beating too slowly and that's why he lost his senses. I told you that if anything happened you were to bring him immediately to the hospital but instead you brought him here. And what about your work as Hokage? You can't send clones to do it for you. I know you're worried about Sasuke-kun but you should've done the other way around and let a clone watch over him while you're at the Hokage's tower.

"I'm sorry."

"Well then, after I check on Sasuke-kun you'll be bringing him back to the hospital and then you'll go straight to the office.", she said while walking down the corridor.

"I'm not doing that.", Naruto said stopping her on her tracks. "I'm sorry that I didn't do what you said when it came to Sasuke's health, but I'm not going to put him in the hospital with a clone and leave for work."

"What are you saying, Naruto? It's what you've been doing these past few months, what's wrong about that?"

"These past few months, sucked! They sucked big time. I spent most of my time as Hokage either frustrated or exhausted. I've been working everyday from dawn to dusk, and I was criticized for not doing my work because I spent a little more than thirty minutes at the hospital hoping that that day would be the day that Sasuke woke up. Then I actually stopped coming at all because of it and I started overworking so I wouldn't feel guilty about not visiting my best friend. I could barely sleep thinking about it, and one night he's kidnapped and I almost blew up half the forest to bring him back. I was about to lose it, and apparently the only thing that made it better was to sleep next to Sasuke in the same bed. Now he has woken up, he can't remember a series of big events in our lives and I'm afraid he'll leave or hurt himself and you're telling me I can't stay with him because I have work to do? I'm not saying I won't work, I just want one week. A miserable one week to make sure he is safe and healthy enough to reassure me he isn't going to die or leave the moment I look away. And unlike what you hear from the elders I'm not going to let anyone throw Sasuke into jail once he gets better. He's staying with me for now. Just give me this week and if he doesn't get better I'll bring him to the hospital, either way I'll go to do my work as Hokage at the end of week."

There was a pregnant pause until Sakura broke the silent.

"I understand Hokage-sama. I'll check on Sasuke-kun and then I'll take my leave."

Sakura entered his room but he didn't follow her. Instead he went back to the living room and lied heavily on the couch. He was angry at himself for being so rough to Sakura. He was angry that she was angry at him. He was angry at the fact that somehow when he they spoke liked this he seemed to love her a little less. It was a ridiculous though however. He loved her dearly. He loved her enough to know that he should give up on loving her, although he never would.

It's funny how love was so different depending on the people. He loved Sakura enough to give her up, however he loved Sasuke enough to never give up on him no matter what. He had concluded long ago that he could live without Sakura loving him back but he couldn't live without Sasuke in his life.

He still recalled the time Sakura told him to give up on Sasuke because he no longer needed to prove himself to her, when the truth was he never intended to do it for her. In the beginning it had, but only a little. He had mostly done it because he wanted to save the brunet from himself. Somehow that time seemed so far away although it had happened about one year ago.

The sound of a door closing made Naruto sit and then rise from the couch. Sakura was done with the check up and he wanted to know how the brunet was. The pink haired girl as if she had read his mind spoke.

"He's exhausted. His body won't be able to sustain any more strain without succumbing. You'll have to let him sleep for now, but in order for him to recover fully you need to feed him at least three times a day, and make him drink medicine with it. I think that a week will be enough to see progress in his health. I don't think you'll have to worry about him finding out he isn't dreaming, in the state that he is he won't remember anything. He's able to create new memories, which means the amnesia is temporary; he'll start remembering with time. The reason he won't remember anything from now on will be because of the medicine and exhaustion combined. I'll leave medicine enough to last for a week."

"Thank you, Sakura-chan.", the blue eyed hokage smiled.

"Good luck, Naruto."

The blond saw her to the door, and when he opened his clone carrying both his breakfast and Sasuke's came in while the pink haired girl left. He waved her a small goodbye but she didn't look back.


Okay I need your thoughts! I know this wasn't I promised exactly but at least there was some kind of action. The idea or Ero-dobe as been stuck to my mind for a bit now, I'll probably make Sasuke say also Seku Hara (Sexual Harrasing) Hokage more times as well. I'll be updating soon.