A/N My apologies for not updating: too little time and inspiration. The next three efforts are of variable quality, I'm afraid, but the concept behind 'Autogram' is interesting, though I can claim no credit for it.
The character belongs to Eoin Colfer.
Wrestling with a Problem
The soreness in her muscles was as marked as her body was by bruises. Instead of Chanel No5, she exuded a ranker aroma of sweat and damp locker rooms. Most women applied sweet-scented lotions to soften their skin; in her bag she carried embrocation oil and tubes of anti-fungal cream.
"Why do I do this? It's no way for a girl to earn a living."
She thought of an uncle, dead, and a brother tied 24 hours a day to a principal with no time for peace and tranquillity - and had her answer. Personal protection is a cold business.
