A/N: (Badmerybadmery productions staff talks to you)
Mery: Channananannn! New chapie up folks! I would like to dedicate this one to Mariana-sama xD Because she always reviews! 8D
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Mery: You are too cease saying that immediately!
Mikey: Good for you.
Mery: Rrrrr…
Nessy: Such an annoying little brother. But he has ideas, so we need to keep him anyway.
Mikey: Good for you.
Mery: … Nessy, dá-lhe uma pantufada na orelha. (That was Portuguese… sry.)
Nessy: -Hits Mikey in the ear.-
Mery: Being a Neko has its ups and downs.
Mikey: I'm down.
Nessy: Shut up! Will you shut up?
Mery: ... shouldn't we be writing a fic?
Nessy: Oh yeah... I forgot sry.
Mery: Hit the Disclaimer Mikey!
Mikey: If you think these characters are ours... Good for you.
Mery: -.-'
Nessy: -.-'
Mery: This chapter is named:
Four minutes to save the world!
Nessy: No imagination kids, sry.
Mery: We really need to stop listening to Madonna while writing.
Mikey: Good for you... or something. Enjoy. (Yes, that is an order.)
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Sasuke became aware of the room around him. Damn, his butt hurt like hell. He started to remember the night before. He blushed madly as he sat up. "Good morning Sasuke-kun." Madara greeted cheerfully, leaning on the door. The younger Uchiha got out of bed in a jump. Getting on his shorts and grabbing his shirt, making his way to the door. "You do realize you still have a mission to do."
"I know, ass-hole."
Madara laughed. "I like it when you're rough baby." He said, giving Sasuke a playful grope in the ass. The younger Uchiha got three times redder.
"YOU— " Sasuke had his lips covered, so that's why the sentence was cut off. 'I'm not reacting. Why am I not reacting?' The raven thought, not really absorbing that Tobi's tongue was entering his mouth. He moaned. The other men parted the heated kiss.
"Run along my new foolish spare time lover." I must remind you that Sasuke was still dazed. I bet my pocket money that he had reacted badly if he wasn't. But he just walked away.
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Gaara turned the key in the lock and opened the door, coming inside and kicking his shoes off. Lee right behind him.
"So this is your vacation mansion?" Lee asked, hands slipping behind his head casually. He looked around, overwhelmed by how rich of the read head's house looked.
"Duh." Gaara simply replied, Lee looked like he had something to say but he didn't let him talk. "Come in the living room, I'll get you some tea." Lee didn't see that kind of hospitality coming. 'Something I learned from Kankuro-ni-sama. Be nice, it shuts people up.' Gaara thought making a face as he walked down the hall and entered the kitchen.
Lee sat down on the couch. The furniture released a creaking sound. Seconds ticked by. No really, he could hear them.
He looked behind to find a big clock, on of those you would hate to sleep in the same room it was in. He heard the cattle whistle. And Gaara shouting. "In a minute!"
'Like the stove can hear you.' The brunette chuckled.
Light steps ran down the stairs, he hadn't realized Gaara had gone up in the first place.
Seconds after the read head came in the room with a couple of tea mugs in his hands and a closed pack of cookies hanging from his clenched teeth. He placed the mugs on the coffee table and opened the cookie bag while sitting down. "Want one?" He said, stretching the pack in Lee's direction once he had one hanging from his mouth already.
'First cookie is mine! Buahahhahaha!' Gaara 'evil-rant'ed to himself happily as Lee took his offer with a slight tug on his lips.
"Thanks" The brunette said, nibling on the biscuit.
"You're welcome." Gaara 'Auto-replied', if I can say so, Grabbing a bunch of them and starting to dip them into the tea and eating them one by one.
"Gaara, about the guys that are after you." Gaara looked at him by the corner of the eye, munching away a particularly sweet one.
"Yeah?"
"I was told that they have your position here in Rome." Lee said. Trying to make the conversation seam casual. "Don't you've got somewhere else you wanted to be radder then 'hiding' in this place?"
The read head sighted and laid back, closing his hands over his eyes for a moment. "Well, duh. Home." He withdrew his hands and gazed lazily at the adult. "Does that mean I get to go back since being here won't mean being hidden anymore?"
Lee smiled softly. 'Bright kid.' "I guess so."
Lee watched terrified as in a matter of seconds Gaara's mobile was on his hands and he was texting frenetically. As fast as the phone was open, it was closed. And Gaara turned his attention back to the cookies with the gadget still on his hands, suddenly very awake and alive.
"Was that about something I should know?" Lee asked intrigued. Gaara faced him, mouth visibly occupied.
"Why sheent shemetone wo buffinous wome teabutts"
"I'm sorry?" Lee asked really confused. Gaara swallowed deep and long.
"I said, I sent someone to buy us some tickets." He said, blushing a little. He could only guess how the previous sentence had came out.
"Riiiiihgt..." Lee dragged it from his mouth. "Where is it we're going?"
"My place." The read head said, not really giving much importance to Lee.
'Really helpful are we?' Lee sweatdroped. "Would you tell me where exactly is that?"
Gaara faced him. "Aren't you supposed to have my background?" If Gaara had brows, one would have been raised.
Lee felt really stupid. "Well, they kinda refused to lemme read it all."
Gaara paused a second. "Oh." He said, then turned back to eating the cookies he seemed to be so found of.
Lee was waiting, but it didn't seam like Gaara was going to talk of his own accord. 'Damn kids.' He was exasperating. "So?"
Gaara gave him an I'm-being-enterupted look. "'So?' What?"
"Where is it that you live?" Lee asked again, eradiating anoyance.
"Oh!" A light bulb seamed to apear in the teen's mind. "Libia."
"Really?" Lee looked the boy up and down, light hair, light skin, light eyes. "I wouldn't tell."
Gaara kind of smiled. "So they say." He picked up the pack to search deeper into the plastic, but his hand reached nothing. "Damn, they're over." Like in a cue, his phone started to ring, loud heavy metal echoing through the living room. "Darn." He got rid of the cookie's empty pack radder violently and picked up the mobile one handedly anyway.
"Hello?" "-- -- --" "Really?" The teen got up and started to move around. "-- --" "Tomorrow? Already? Great!" "-- --" Gaara got some paper and a pen from a table across the room. "Uh uhn, tell me." "-- -- -- -- -- --" "Right, so number 8.. 4.. 1,2 …0 Got it. Anything else?" "—" "Kay then thanks." Brip.
"Who was that?" Lee asked.
"The guy I sent to get us the tickets." He sighted and sat down again, this time a little closer to the man. "Our flight is tomorrow morning."
"What do you want to do until then?"
"Well…" Gaara seamed to space out for a second. "I don't have friends in Rome so… nothing really." He stared Lee straight in the eye. "Wanna watch a horror movie?" The corner of Gaara's mouth twisted upwards wickedly. Lee was taken completely by surprise.
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The raven kicked the door with a bad attitude. "Honey, I'm home." Suiguetsu's Light head was in the hall in a matter of seconds.
"Sasuke-kun!" It was all the Uchiha could hear before he was square in the ground being hugged to no end.
"Sui—Suiguetsu, you're sofucating me!!" He said, breathlessly. The platin blonde drew back and smiled wildly.
"Karin and Junogo are here!" If Suiguetsu had a tail, it'd be wagging.
Sasuke sat up. "Good, I have to talk with everyone anyway." He got up, and helped his love from the floor. They kissed, slow and tender.
"Welcome home." The younger man whispered. Sasuke smirked and walked into their living room. The read head and the violent man we're sitting side by side in the couch.
Karin looked at the raven and a smile lit her face. "Hi, gorgeous and taken! So, did you get the place?" Junogo looked at her in a troubled way. Karin stared. "What? A person can't joke, love?" Junogo gazed back to the TV.
Sasuke sat down in the other sofa. "I'm in, in one condition." Suiguetsu took his place on his lap. Junogo didn't seam too interested, but it didn't matter. The Uchiha knew he was listening. "We have a job to do first; A stone of quartet."
"Heeeeh??" Suiguetsu reacted, eyes wide as plates.
Karin lifted a brow. "I have to admit that water boy is kind of right. It would be expected that we were assigned something smaller before we're definably in."
"Yes, but I met with the top leader instead of the person that normally handles the mission distributions." Sasuke replied to the well put question. "We have to do it even if it is a little heavy."
Karin nodded. "Where are we going?"
"Pack your stuff and gear to Rome."
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Lee was all on fours with his but up and looking for the perfect movie. "Gaara, everything you have in here is pretty heavy, are you sure you want me to pick the one I think is worst?" No reply. "Gaara?" Lee sat up.
"I'm in the kitchen; I can't seam to find any packed popcorn anymore. I must've eaten it all last week." Lee stopped himself from laughing out loud. 'This kid seams to have a radder healthy apetite.'
"It's okay! Don't you have any corn?" Lee replied, walking to the kitchen with one of the DVDs on his hand. He found the teen on the top of a bench and looking into the top shelves.
"I never really looked for it so I don't know." The teen answered, coming down from the bench. He misplaced a foot. Lee was a good three meters from him when the read head initiated his fall. Nonotherless, Gaara landed softly on his lap. (A/N: I know. It is a classic. But Gaara was asking for it.)
"You okay?" Lee asked. His voice was heavy with worry and perhaps something more.
Gaara remained silent. A blush of surprise rising to his cheeks. Lee picked him up, getting both of them standing. Gaara lowered his head. "I'll go get that corn." The read head felt his heart beating through his hands as he messed with the groceries in the back of his pantry. 'He's so fast.' He was trembling; he would have never told by the way Lee looked. He would trust his life to the man a whole bunch more now. "Got it." Lee took the bag out of his hand even before the boy had turned around, causing Gaara to jump on his place from the closeness.
"Thanks." The brunette man started to look for a small pan. As soon as he found it he got it on the stove and poured a tiny quantity of corn on it, turning the fire on.
Gaara crossed his arms on the counter and landed his hand on top his members so he had a good look of the flame. "Isn't that a bit too little?"
Lee looked at him interogativelly, and then smiled. "If I got more in there, they wouldn't have room to pop."
Gaara tilted his head to the side. "Oh. It makes sense." He cought sight of the DVD case forgotten on the floor near the door by the corner of his eye. He picked it up. "Hostile 2" He read out loud. "I never got to see this one."
"Neither have I." Said Lee, getting himself some mittens so he could shake the pan. "Then again, I'm too much of a scaredy cat to bother with seeing horror movies by myself."
Gaara seamed surprised. "Really now?"
Lee sweatdroped. "Yeah. Gaara, you like them better sweet, or salty?"
"Both."
'Oh great.' "Get me the salt then." Gaara did so. Lee opened a corner of the pan's top and the teen poured a generous quantity of salt in.
"Ah! I overdid it!" Gaara squeeked, alarmed.
Lee smiled reasuringlly. "It's okay really." He stired the pan. "They should be starting to pop in no time. Would you go ahead and get it playing?" He asked.
"Sure." The boy replied softly. Picking up the DVD case and leaving the older male to the stove.
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AHHHHHHHH!
Lee recoiled on his place, burrying his face deeper into the pillows that were scatered all over the floor of the living room. And Gaara seamed to be enjoying himself? The woman's face had just been ripped by some sort of rotating cutting machine! Lee looked at the red head. Popcorn seamed to disapear into his mouth like it was water, still, he wouldn't even bulge. Not even earlier when that girl had been killed cold blooded.
"Does this really not scare you at all?" Gaara shooed him with one hand, seaming very interested in the story line.
Nooooo! Please don't kill me!
Lee covered his face with the pillow again. He was done with this movie. "I need to go to the bathroom." He lied, getting up and exiting the room faster then he would have needed to.
The bathroom was the third door to the left of the corridor, and was covered in baby blue tiles. Lee turned the water on and washed his face throughly, then looked himself in the mirror. The tips of his hair were wet, and would stick to his tanned face. For a moment he would envy Gaara's skin, eyes, hair, body… youth. He shock his hair, running a hand through even strands. Gai-sensei had told him long ago not to envy people. He said it was bad karma, and a person should like him/herself as he/she is. Well, right now he didn't care that much about karma. And he didn't think he could like himself that much when he had less stomach to watch horror movies then a stupid spoiled brat.
He innerlly cursed for having came to the boiling point of blaming his insecurity on an inocent kid. 'Inocent. Am I the only one to think he sways his hips a LOT when walking?' He blushed. He could swear he hadn't thought that.
"Lee? You okay?"
The brunette man chocked on his thoughts. "Yeah. I'll be right out."
"Oh. Okay. In case you're wondering, the movie is over. So you don't have to worry about that anymore."
Lee was left fuming. 'He has the nerve of indirectly calling me chicken?' He left the bathroom and started to look for the teen. Finding him sitting on the couch, his eyes seaming empty of thought. "Uh… Gaara?"
The read head stared at him. "Yes?"
Lee was taken aback. His eyes didn't have that glow a minute ago. "It's kind of late. Shouldn't we go to sleep or something like that?"
Gaara nodded, and then added. "I don't sleep."
"Excuse me?" Lee flinched. This kid was something else.
"I don't sleep; the Shukaku doesn't allow me to. It is a curse on its controller." Lee decided on abandoning his questions. He didn't know to what point the boy could be sensitive about that subject.
"Ha… okay." He neared the teen, sliding a hand to the back of his neck unconfortably. "Is it okay for me to get some sleep or do you want me to make you some company?"
"No, it's okay. You can use my room. I hardly stop there so." The read head answered in an almost whispered tone. Lee felt a pang in his heart, but didn't really want to stir things up.
"Good night then…" He turned away. He took the steps that took him to the stair case. He climbed up the stairs. His footsteps were lost in the upper floor. Gaara was alone. Again.
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Nessy: A lot of Leegaaness in this chapt.
Mery: Yeah, what can I say but that I am guilty as charged?
Mikey: One question.
Nessy: Yeah?
Mikey: Who in here as seen that movie?
Mery: -Raises hand-
Mikey: Oh. Good for you.
Nessy runs and catches her twin just in time.
Mikey: Don't hit me!!
Mery: Only if people REVIEW!! They will decide! Is he anoying, or what?
Nessy: -.-'
Mery: Anyway. I don't wish to hurt any copyright so: Hostile 2 doesn't belong to BADMERYBADMERY productions or any of its ramifications (Like crazynekotwins..)
Mikey: Another pool: Are these A/Ns anoyingly long, or what?
Mery: I'm gonna kill you one of these days.
Mikey: Good for you. -Runs.-
Nessy: Tata!?... Uh… talk later, catch enraged twin now.
