A/N: (BADMERYBADMERY productions staff)
Nessy: Like, a totally new chapter!
Mery: Yeah!
Nessy: Wooohoo!
Mikey: Woo… I can feel the excitement.
Mery: . … Whatever. Nessy, what is this chapter's title?
Nessy: Ahem… Heart shaped box!
Actually, I don't get this title. Where did it come from?
Mery: It's a name of a song by Nirvana you ignorant duffus. That aside, I thought it
would go cute with the fic since Lee feels trapped by Gaara's charms more
and more.
Nessy: Ah…
Mikey: You actually think that's romantic?
Mery: Yes.
Mikey: Good for you.
Nessy: One, two and three… yep I'm left to do the disclaimer by myself since my
inconsequent brother is getting the crap beaten out of him.
These characters do not belong to us =D neither do the songs we use to get
ourselves some titles xD.
Enjoy and don't forget to review. Woohoo! 8D
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They could see the whole city from where they wore standing.
"Ah… So beautiful! Junogo-kun, we should come here for that honey moon we were planning, just look at those monuments. I can see the waiting lines for that from here!"
The blond sweatdroped. "You must be kidding."
"No, really! Rome seams so romantic!"
Sasuke's eye twitched. If the read head were to talk like that again he would for sure vomit. "Karin, we do have a mission to do if you don't mind to cease your day dreaming."
She slipped a hand to the back of her head. "R-right, Sasuke-kun."
A plane took off from behind them in that moment. Junogo watched peacefully as all the birds in the surrounding areas took off as well, startled, and Karin grabbed her hat to prevent it from flying off while the platin blonde, shark men looked up happily to watch it fly off to the south.
Then Sasuke's phone went off. "What?!" He started pacing as the person on the other end talked to him. "But I just got to Rome an hour ago!" Pause. "I know… What do you mean you don't know?" … "Yeah you better look it up!" He hung up.
"They wore on that damn plane you just saw leaving. The man I talked to says he works with the man who is in charge of the money. They won't have the dough to buy more tickets for another two days. We have to wait here for instructions."
They all recoiled in utter fear as Karin leaped in the air in a scream of sheer happiness. "I get to see Rome!! Yay!!"
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Gaara took his book from the back pack resting at his feet, Lee peacefully watching the on-board TV to his side. He looked for his mark and started to read, a few minutes after, it happened. He felt a weight of his shoulder, and looked only to check his suspicions. The brunette men had fallen asleep in his shoulder. A vain in Gaara's temple twitched. Letting out a sigh his expression softened and he got on a warm smile, then carefully covered him up with his jacket. This was going to be a heck of a flight home.
* * *
A couple of hours later the teen looked up from the book when a flight attendant walked by, looking jammed. He creased what would be his brows in worry. When she went by again Gaara stopped her. "Miss, is something wrong inside the airplane?"
She shocked her head no. "Oh no, everything is fine. We'll be serving a light meal in a couple of minutes." She replied softly, smiling.
Gaara relaxed. "Oh. Ok."
She bowed. "Anytime Sir." And walked off.
Lee was snoring softly and, he had to admit, very cutely, to his shoulder. Gaara repressed a warm smile at that. He looked like less then half of the stick in the mud that he was. He brought one hand up to brush on the man's silky locks. "Hum, Lee…"
The man twitched in his sleep, Gaara's voice piercing his dreams.
"Lee, if you wanna eat, you should wake up now." Gaara quickly removed his hand startled to find it there in the first place.
Lee's eyes lidded half open. "Hum? Are we there yet?"
Gaara sweatdroped, only now had he noticed how Lee's face was waaaay too close.
The brunette swung his eyes fully open at that and sat up very quickly, eyes looking strait forward. He slowly turned his slightly embarrassed gaze to the red head. "I'm so sorry."
"It's ok." Gaara just wanted him to let it go. 'What was the idea of letting him sleep on me on the first place?' He innerlly shock his head at that. 'I must be sick.'
"How long was I off."
"A couple of hours. It's ok really." Gaara was starting to get uncomfortable with this episode.
Lee went livid. "I get sleepy on planes. I am so very sorry." He whispered that last part. Oblivious to an almost unnoticeable blush spreading from his nose to his cheeks.
Gaara was mortified. 'Where's that damned meal!' As if on a cue, a flight attendant appeared through the curtain with a steel food tray.
Lee froze. Gaara stiffened further. 'What now?'
The brunette sniffed the air, and it was like instant cat ears, fangs, paws and tail popped out. "Smells gooood." The law agent whimpered.
The teen raised an absent brow. As the woman chuckled, lowering Lee's retractable table and landing the hot first class meal in front of him. She gestured Gaara, but he nodded his head no while the brunette dug happily into his meal.
He sighted and reached his bag, putting his book away and snatching an oddly familiar looking package out. He opened it. The chocolate scent filed the air around him.
Lee turned around to find the cookie monster in action, mouth as full as it would bear to be. "That isn't too healthy."
"Look at me. Caring and all." The irony was barely hanging on the dryness of his tone.
"Suit yourself ice queen."
Gaara twitched at that one. "That's ice king to you, ray of sunshine." He replied smiling.
Lee laughed willingly. "I feel faltered. Is that the way you think of me?"
'He actually turned my words around.' "No, moron. Ever heard of irony in your life?"
Lee put on a hurt pout. "No." He was sure to get that the ironic tone that was needed.
Gaara turned to his window, silently fuming and drowning on his cookies.
Somewhere deep inside him a happy chibi Lee was lifting up a chart marking:
Rock Lee – 1
Sabaku no Gaara – 0
* * *
As soon as Lee had finished eating his "healthy" airplane meal he had got up to go to the bathroom. Leaving Gaara alone… with his things.
The read head smirked as he eyed Lee's belongings with a low evil chuckle. 'Time for my long awaited (A/N: About 20 minutes, Gaara seams to be inpatient xD.) revenge!'
He reached for Lee's bag and opened it without further a due. The first thing to grab his attention was a bright orange book. Gaara flopped it open at some random page and read about seven words before going redder than his hair, and letting go of the book like it was going to explode.
He collected himself before picking it up again, slapping it closed and putting it back in Lee's bag, shutting it and putting it back in the exact same place.
Gaara glared out side the window, he would have never guessed Lee the kind to read porn! 'And not just any porn! It had to be GAY PORN!' He shivered.
Gaara didn't have any problems with gays, he was bi himself, but still just the thought that Lee was gay changed everything! 'He could be hitting on me for all I know!' Gaara's head was all read alarms, except for the little, pervy, sex starved, teen inside him. (That one had a raging hard-on.) You see, Sabaku no Gaara hadn't admitted it to himself yet, but he seamed to had a radder… weak spot for the gorgeous brunette.
"Gaara? You okay?"
The read head jumped at the sound of Lee's voice. "Terrific!" He answered the brunette about two octaves higher then he had wanted to.
The score-board honked, and then flashed:
Rock Lee – 2
Sabaku no Gaara – o
Lee raised a brow. "You sure? You look kinda pale, even for your skin tone." Lee said - tone: mocking.
Gaara innerlly cursed. 'The bitch is smirking!'
Lee sat down and reached for his bag. Gaara's heart sped up. 'What if he finds out that I messed with that?'
Lee's eyes rested on the book for a second. 'Ugh… I totally forgot to get this to Kakashi. Gai sempai is going to be so pissed at me. He said Kakashi wanted him back by that afternoon! I shouldn't have ofered to give it to him!' He picked the book out. Gaara's heart was pounding hard in his chest, he needed to avoid this!
"Lee."
"Hum?" The brunnete inquired, halting his action of opening the book.
"Would you like to play cards?"
Lee seamed to think about it for a second, then shrugged his shoulders, putting the book away. "Sure." 'I'll check that book out later.'
Gaara allowed himself to resume breathing. Then he reached to his back and fished out an UNO deck.
Lee pouted slightly. "I don't know how to play that."
Gaara granted his opponent a smile, it was his turn to chibily hold up the score board and annoyance he had took his first step to even the score.
* * *
Lee slapped the two blue zeros on the table for emphasis. "I win." He chirped happily.
Gaara blurted out laughing, covering his mouth to hide his giggles very uneffectively. "Yeah… after losing about twenty times."
"Tch." Lee pouted slightly turning his head around. "It's the first time I ever played."
"Doesn't it suck when beginner's luck doesn't strike you?" Gaara chuckled evilly, picking the cards up to mix them once more.
"Like hell."
A card flew off the deck to land on the floor near Lee's feet. Gaara jumped after it, embarrassed that he hadn't make it perfect like the other times he'd done it. "I'll get it." He stretched his hand a little bit further, but he just couldn't seam to grab it so he slipped off the chair into his knees.
Lee's face became redder as the seconds counted and the red headed teen was still barely kneeling between his legs. "Gaara?" Hi squealed uncomfortably.
"Got it!" Said teen said happily, coming up using a hand in Lee's leg to level himself, holding the card up. Then Gaara noticed Lee's redness. And took a look around. In that exact moment a flight attendant was announcing to all of the passengers that they would be landing shortly after, leaned in to talk to them.
"Is everything al…" The flight attendant trailed off. "I'm so sorry." She muttered quickly, leaving immediately.
Gaara went lava red, retracting his hand like it was burning. (A/N: BAD IDEA. *Giggle*) As predictable, the red head slumped gracefully into the man's lap, headfirst. Gaara moaned in embarrassment. Lee face flushed deeper. None of them dared to move for a few seconds, until Lee touched the red hair, Gaara tensed, but after a moment of hesitation he felt his head being lifted. He raised his eyes to a flushed and looking away Lee.
"This never happened." The brunette stated, washing his hands of the whole messy situation.
Gaara pulled himself together and stood, getting back on his seat very quickly. "What happened?" … awkward silence … "Another game?"
"Yes."
* * *
As soon as they exited the plane they were silent, happy to have something else to concentrate on other than each other. After they picked the luggage up they progressed silently to the exterior, mixing with all sorts of people… maybe to many people.
Gaara looked up from his mobile and found himself alone. He looked around, and panicked. "Lee?" He spun on his feet. "Lee? ... C'mon… this ain't funny." He speed up. "Lee? Where the hell are you?"
A hand came to rest on his shoulder. Gaara turned around instantly. "Lee!" He came to face an old tall man with a perverted smile that ultimately freaked him out.
Lee was calmly looking around for the red head when he heard a loud scream, he winced at the high tone. Yup, that was his kid alright. Gaara ran out of the mass of people, relief clear on his eyes once he spotted Lee. The man waited patiently for him to get near, squealing in surprise when he felt warm arms wrap around his torso, trembling, and a face burying in his chest. "Gaara! You ok?"
"No." Came the muffled reply.
"Wha? What happened in there?" Gaara raised his head, his eyes first scared turned into a stoic sneer as he unwrapped himself from the adult and faced away, blushing.
"Nothing."
"Are you saying you just hugged me for no reason?"
Gaara choked on his arguments. "Not."
"Then what happened?"
Gaara weighted his pride against his wall of anti-sociality. "Some creepy guy grabbed my shoulder." He said hiding his eyes under red locks.
"Oh." Lee said blankly. "And I thought you were just happy to see me." He joked.
Gaara stiffened, blushing madly, even knowing the other was kidding.
Lee couldn't stop himself from noticing it.
"Oi!! Isn't that him?" A whisper came from behind them.
"Who?" Someone else said.
"That one." Gaara serched somewhat for Lee's hand.
"Who's he supposed to be?" Gaara tensed. Lee was starting to get confused with the sudden insecurity of the red head.
"The Sabaku's kid" Gaara fully hid behind Lee. And then it hit him; Gaara was a puplic figure here, no wonder he was getting some attention.
"I think so." The whispers started to grow.
"But wasn't he hidding?" "Yes, yes… what is he doing here?"
"Hun? You heard that? It's Sabaku's kid!" "Where??"
"Really?"
"OMG! That really is him!"
"THERE HE IS! OI! STRAWBERRY HEAD!" A voice raised from the crowd, Gaara losen his vicious grip on Lee and spun around, still not letting go, at the familiar voice tone and nickname.
"Temari-nee-san." He whispered with relief. Whatching as the blond ran in his direction, followed closely by a brown haired young man and a duzen body guards.
"Ah ah, here you are." He she panted once she got to him. "Now let's bail before the crowd grows interactive." The man walked past her and grabbed Gaara's hand, pulling him softly towards the door, the teen let go of Lee and followed him.
"So, who are you? His new boyfriend?" Temari asked Lee with a smirk, walking with him. The man seamed to choke at the question.
"I'm his body guard." He said, picking himself and his pride up.
Temari blurted out laughting. "Oh, we've had lots of those already and I've never seen my brother so clingy to one before." Lee blushed. "C'mon, you can tell Temari here, you're his boyfriend aren't you?" She said with a wide grin, thumbs pointing to her chest.
Lee huffed. "I am no phedofile." 'Aperantly being a stoic ass runs in the family.'
"Yeah right. Keep telling yourself that, but if I know my brother you won't be allowed to do so for much longger."
"What do you mean?" The man asked, trying to keep his cool.
"I mean that the last four gourgeous men I saw hagging out with him, that weren't family, ended up screwing him." She paused a bit. "The again I have my suspicions on him and Kankuro."
"Who the hell is Kankuro?"
She pointed to Gaara and the other man. "Our brother." Lee's eyes went wider than they already are.
"You mean, like in, incest?" He stamered.
"Well, duh." She sneered.
"Ehhhn!!" Lee brought his hands to his face. Was this just talking bad or was it true that Gaara was such a slut? "What did your father had to say to that?"
She crossed her hands on her back carelessly. "Daddy was never really around much. And we were always discrete so…"
"What do you mean we?"
"Huh? Oh! When we bring someone to our room we kinda make sure we are not being followed nor seen." She staded as they enterd a diferent limousine as Kankuro and Gaara.
Lee brought a hand up to massage his temples. 'So, looks like the family is just as crazy as him. This woman is mad.'
This-fuckin-chappie-was-trying-to-kill-me!-It-didn't-fuckin-want-to-end!-So-I'll-cut-it-here.
Mery: So, yeah, this chapter rocked, but it also took me forever to finish as it is super long.
Nessy: *Dances in the back while listening to music loudly on headphones.*
Mery: Looks like we can't count on her for this A/N… Mikey?
Mikey: Hum?... *Too fucused on pc*
Mery: We are doing an A/N in here, care to join?
Mikey: Yes, I'm almost leveling up so funk off.
Mery: But I don't wanna do this alone!
Mikey: Good for you.
Mery: *Craks knukles loudly*
Mikey: *Hits pause, turns around* Please review, I hoped you enjoyed. *Turns back to pc, hits play*
Mery: A whole lot better. Don't forget to tune in for next time! The title is: "Break the ice!" Yeah… poor Britney Spears, getting her songs used for the names of Yaoi fanfics' chapters. X)
Nessy: *Comes up front* Woohoo!!!!
