Whatever problem I had before is now resolved. Hooray! We're back in business... Hey, don't forget to check out my semi-serious story, "Jungle Escape." Wanna know my version of what happens after Breaking Dawn? Find out... FYI: I don't own Twilight (But I wish I owned Jasper – he'd be feelin' the love...)

Random Questions I'd like to ask the Twilight Characters (Part 4)

16. Would a taser work on a vampire?

16 ½. Would tasering be something Emmett would play around with?

17. Can vampires get tattoos, or do they have to settle for magic marker?

18. What happens when a vampire jumps on a trampoline?

19. Are there any vampire "drinking" games?

20. Do vampires get indigestion? ( along the lines of mad cow...)