America Says:
No, I will NOT pay off the debt this year... maybe not ever, depending on this whole "fiscal cliff" situation...
I do have a possible solution. Since McDonalds is one of my companies, how about all proceeds from the McDonalds in your country are used to pay off the debt until I get this "fiscal cliff" thing dealt with.
China Says:
Dear America,
Aiyaaa aru! You always claim to be the hero, America!
I know about your debts and the 'fiscal cliff' situation and the bill you just recently signed. I have already said in a statement, just a few days ago, regarding your economy. You know, the 'Stop political vetting'.
Though, I do agree, aru, that you do need a little help, aru...
Maybe I can just let it go.
Or maybe not, aru! A
First of all, stop calling Russia a 'commie'! He feels hurt whenever you do that, aru.
America, maybe you should take a little break with England. I know that there are some recent incidents which have made you stressed, aru...
Now would be a good time to have a little vacation, aru.
McDonalds? I don't see why not, aru, especially since I prefer the food from the old days...
But first, aru, do stop calling Russia a 'commie'!
Well wishes, aru,
China
PS: Your daughter, Wisconsin, is a very well-mannered and well-brought up girl!
