2P Saubure Says:
Bonjour China,
Hey have you seen a gigantic hideous looking Tarantula spider named Mr. Cuddles anywhere? That's my 1p's pet if you see it please find a way to return it so that I don't get in trouble for losing that hideous thing!
* China finds the Tarantula in front of his face hissing*
From,
2p Saubure
China Says:
Dear 2P Saubure, (Wow! You're the other version of Saubure! Nihao, aru! Nice to meet you, aru! ^ ^)
... Saubure's pet tarantula, aru? I don't think I've ever seen it before... ^ ^; If you want, aru, I can get Ah Xiang to help you with it-
WODEMAYA! OAO
AAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS THAT
VANYAAAA
SHTO ETA-
VANYAAA JIUMINGAAAAA-
VANYA-
Panda Says:
Da jia hao! =w= My zhuren had a very nasty shock from Saubure-xiaojie's pet spider and could not finish the letter. He is resting in the bedroom with Yi Wan-zhuren. (Although, I am not sure that they are actually resting. I can hear a lot of pounding, banging and screaming, like this, "Ohhhh VAAAAANYAAA MORE, MORE, MORE- Ohhhhh-" I do not know what they are doing. I think they are wrestling. =w=)
Yi Wan-zhuren had to catch the tarantula and send it back to Saubure-xiaojie. It should have arrived at her mansion already.
As Panda, I should finish the letter for zhuren. =w=
Well-wishes from zhuren and I, =w=
Panda
Daigou's note:'Wo de ma ya' is somewhat like the Chinese expression from 'Oh my goodness'. Directly translated, it would be, 'My mother'. xD
'Vanya' is the pet name for Russia. It is widely used in RoChu fics :D.
'Shto eta' means, 'What is that?' in Russian. 'Jiu ming ya' means 'Save me/Help me' in Chinese. ^ ^
'Yiwan-zhuren' would be, 'Master Ivan'. 'Yiwan' is the Chinese pronunciation of, 'Ivan', which is Russia's human name. ^^
'Zhuren', then, would mean 'Master'. 'Xiaojie' means 'Miss'.
