Hungary Says:

Dear China-chan,

Ni hao! It's your favorite Sister from another mister, Hungary! ;) it's been a while since I saw my adorable China-chan

Anyway... When did you get together with Ivan? Why didn't you tell me?! I thought we had something special! *sobs into sleeve*

I kid, I kid. I could never be upset with you, my dearest Yao! :). But really. Russia was the last person I was expecting! (his seme factor... Seemed too much for you) I was expecting Kiku or Im Yong Soo, both of which are adorable... Heh.

Well oh well. Now RoChu is my OTP, sweetie! Youre the most adorable thing ever! I will fight off your fangirls for you... If you promise me videos of you and Ivan-San... In... Intimate acts...

Hehe. I can already picture your adorable blush! I love being a fujoshi

Sincerely,
Hungary-nee


China Says:

Dear Hungary,

Nihao aru! It's great to receive a letter from you! How are you, aru? I miss you too, aru!

Oh, about that, aru... ^ ^;; Eheh, I guess it slipped my mind, aru... Sorry!

Hmmph! Aiyaa, Hungary, how would you know if I was the seme or not, aru? Anyways, it's not as if I can't take it rough, you know, aru... /

Aiyaaa, they were much cuter when they were younger, aru. Sometimes, I wish that they would stay that way, aru...

Wodemaya, Yong Soo? No way in Hangzhou! That boy is as horny and frivolous as a rabbit, aru! Besides, I see him as more of a sibling, you know...

However, Kiku...

I don't know, Hungary. I used to think that maybe we could... we could, you know... have a chance at it, aru. I won't lie when I say that I loved him, a tiny little eensy weensy bit, before, aru.

But aiyaaa, I guess we weren't meant to be, aru. Vanya is the only one for me, now, aru.

Hey, that's kind of you, aru- What?

Videos?

INTIMATE ACTS-

We don't-

No-

NO-

O/O

Aiyaa, we are not intimate, aru!-

I AM AN OLD MAN I DO NOT HAVE THE HANKY PANKY ARU

FOUR THOUSAND YEARS OLD

ARU

/

Wellwishesarubyebye!

China


Russia Says:

Zdravstuitye, Syestra Hungary! ^ J ^ You wanted a video of Yao and I, da? I will get it done! Expect it the mail by tomorrow! I want to show the world how much Yao and I love each other!

Dasveedanye! ^ J ^


Panda Says:

I wanted to say hello to Hungary-xiaojie =w=, but zhuren just hastily excused himself after writing the letter, face bright red and rushed into the bedroom, and slammed the door.

Yi Wan-zhuren wrote another letter afterwards and forced entry into the bedroom, before locking the door again.

I think zhuren should be resting with Yi Wan-zhuren again, but I think that both my zhurens are wrestling again, if possible, even more violently than before. I can hear zhuren panting, and screaming, "MORE VANYA MORE Ohhhhh- More- Hhgh, aa, aa, aa- Aaa-!" There are lots of crashing and pounding.

I do not think I should go inside.


Daigou's note: Enjoy the fanservice, RoChu fans! xD