Hungary Says:
Dear China-chan,
Ni hao! It's your favorite Sister from another mister, Hungary! ;) it's been a while since I saw my adorable China-chan
Anyway... When did you get together with Ivan? Why didn't you tell me?! I thought we had something special! *sobs into sleeve*
I kid, I kid. I could never be upset with you, my dearest Yao! :). But really. Russia was the last person I was expecting! (his seme factor... Seemed too much for you) I was expecting Kiku or Im Yong Soo, both of which are adorable... Heh.
Well oh well. Now RoChu is my OTP, sweetie! Youre the most adorable thing ever! I will fight off your fangirls for you... If you promise me videos of you and Ivan-San... In... Intimate acts...
Hehe. I can already picture your adorable blush! I love being a fujoshi
Sincerely,
Hungary-nee
China Says:
Dear Hungary,
Nihao aru! It's great to receive a letter from you! How are you, aru? I miss you too, aru!
Oh, about that, aru... ^ ^;; Eheh, I guess it slipped my mind, aru... Sorry!
Hmmph! Aiyaa, Hungary, how would you know if I was the seme or not, aru? Anyways, it's not as if I can't take it rough, you know, aru... /
Aiyaaa, they were much cuter when they were younger, aru. Sometimes, I wish that they would stay that way, aru...
Wodemaya, Yong Soo? No way in Hangzhou! That boy is as horny and frivolous as a rabbit, aru! Besides, I see him as more of a sibling, you know...
However, Kiku...
I don't know, Hungary. I used to think that maybe we could... we could, you know... have a chance at it, aru. I won't lie when I say that I loved him, a tiny little eensy weensy bit, before, aru.
But aiyaaa, I guess we weren't meant to be, aru. Vanya is the only one for me, now, aru.
Hey, that's kind of you, aru- What?
Videos?
INTIMATE ACTS-
We don't-
No-
NO-
O/O
Aiyaa, we are not intimate, aru!-
I AM AN OLD MAN I DO NOT HAVE THE HANKY PANKY ARU
FOUR THOUSAND YEARS OLD
ARU
/
Wellwishesarubyebye!
China
Russia Says:
Zdravstuitye, Syestra Hungary! ^ J ^ You wanted a video of Yao and I, da? I will get it done! Expect it the mail by tomorrow! I want to show the world how much Yao and I love each other!
Dasveedanye! ^ J ^
Panda Says:
I wanted to say hello to Hungary-xiaojie =w=, but zhuren just hastily excused himself after writing the letter, face bright red and rushed into the bedroom, and slammed the door.
Yi Wan-zhuren wrote another letter afterwards and forced entry into the bedroom, before locking the door again.
I think zhuren should be resting with Yi Wan-zhuren again, but I think that both my zhurens are wrestling again, if possible, even more violently than before. I can hear zhuren panting, and screaming, "MORE VANYA MORE Ohhhhh- More- Hhgh, aa, aa, aa- Aaa-!" There are lots of crashing and pounding.
I do not think I should go inside.
Daigou's note: Enjoy the fanservice, RoChu fans! xD
