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...Sorry. I really needed to get that out of my system. But this chapter does have age 3 and 4. They were each so short on their own, and they had something in common. (Kind of.) So...Enjoy! (I don't own these.)

Age 3

It was time to teach the three children of their destinies…sort of. Nayru insisted they did not know the whole legend. But they new vaguely of their ancestors.

"Nayru, you have to teach the kids." Farore said, ambling into the kitchen to start lunch.

"I'm cleaning!" Nayru snapped. They each were struck with the idea at the same time. It terrified them, but it had to be done.

"DIN!" They yelled reluctantly. Din rolled her eyes and walked into the room.

"What?" She snarled.

"Teach the kids." Nayru said shortly. "You know the lesson."

"Yeah, yeah." Din said sarcastically.

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Din sat at the small table opposite the three kids. Zelda's speech had improved, but the two boys weren't so lucky.

"Alright." Din sighed. There was a small diagram of Hyrule on the table.

"This is Hyrule." She said. They all nodded.

"This is Hyrule castle." She said again. Zelda's eyes widened.

"May I inspect it?" She asked, hope in her eyes.

"NO." Din said sharply, making Zelda frown.

"And this," Din pointed her finger at Hyrule field. It lighted on fire. "Is what it will look like when Ganondorf visits." She smiled sweetly. Zelda's eye's widened in horror. Ganondorf burst into laughter.

"YES! YES!! FIRE!!! BURN! BURN!!!" He cackled insanely. Link looked at Zelda. He saw her frightened face.

"IT WRONG! And scary!" He added. He yanked Zora's Domain up and doused out the flames. Ganondorf's face fell. Zelda looked shocked. She snapped her head to Ganondorf.

"I don't want him sleeping with me!" She said. Ganondorf frowned.

"Sorry, sweet cheeks. He's stuck with you." Din said bluntly. Link started crying.

"What's wrong NOW?" Din asked, aggravated.

"It…It scary!!"

"And you wrecked Zora's Domain!" Zelda added, outraged.

"I SORRY!" Link cried. Nayru and Farore ran in. Nayru sighed at the sight.

"From now on, I teach them." She said. Farore nodded.

"Agreed."

Age 4

"Oh great! Not again!" Din screamed. Ganondorf had decided to take a leak before bed, as had Link.

"I don't believe this! I thought they were trained!"

"They aren't dogs Din." Nayru scolded, sucking the wet liquid out of the sheets. Zelda looked positively outraged that the bed had been destroyed…again. Farore was comforting Link, who was extremely upset at the ruined sheets.

"Yeah? Well we're training them NOW." Din growled.

"Tomorrow. I'm way too tired to do it tonight." Farore sighed.

"Then I'll do it." Din jerked Ganondorf and Link by their arms into the bathroom. She stood them in front of the toilet. They blinked up at her. Din scowled at them. "Well?" She screeched.

"What?" Ganondorf asked innocently.

"Go…PEE!" Din yelled, waving her arms in the air. Link started to sniffle.

"What NOW?" Din roared. Link started to cry. Zelda ran into the room.

"Stop yelling!" She yelled.

"You're one to talk, princess!" Din snarled. Zelda looked offended.

"I…I'm tired." Link yawned. Ganondorf nodded. Zelda put her hands on her hips.

"You should set the example." Zelda pointed to Din.

"Oh yeah? Well, I don't want to set the example. You do it." Din frowned. She picked Zelda up and plopped her on the toilet.

"Hey!"

"Listen to your mother, bi-"

"DIN!" Nayru screamed. "We will NOT use that language." She picked Zelda up from the toilet and put her on the ground. She ran back to her bed, where Link and Ganondorf had sneakily gone off to. She wormed her way under the covers, between the two boys. They heard Din and Nayru shouting from the bathroom. Link buried his face in Zelda's neck.

"I don't like it when the fight." He sniffled. Ganondorf snorted. Zelda frowned and nestled closer to Link.

"Neither do I." She whispered, pulling Link closer. Ganondorf patted her hair awkwardly.

"Well…I'll make sure they don't force you onto the toilet again." He said matter of factly.

So...Funny, right? No? *Sigh* Well, I try. What more do you want? ...Oh yeah. You want the funny stuff. Right. Well...their birthday's are coming up. Just a little hint.

Comment! Peace! c(: