Aries and Sagittarius Say:

China,

Hi! My name is Akane Minami, or the personification of the first zodiac, Aries!
And I'm Amaya Shigeta, or personification the ninth zodiac, Sagittarius...

AS (Aries): And anyway, we wanted to talk to you...since the whole 'blowing up part of your house' thing...he he...sorry...
SS (Sagittarius): It was still awesome, though. Involving a motorcycle was a very good idea.

AS: Even if it was Taurus's bike?
SS: *nods*

AS: Anyway...could you help us on something? I might need some healing herbs because apparently, a ice-cream loving idiot managed to get in our leader's bad side...AGAIN.
SS: She knew that Boss was in a bad mood...then why did she annoy her again?
AS: It's Capricorn, Sagittarius. It is to be expected.

AS: I think we should say bye now...

From the zodiacs of the ram and archer,

Aries and Sagittarius

P.S: This is Aries here...and you should check in your freezer in case a purple haired and eyed girl wearing glasses steals your ice-cream...if you even have any.


China Says:

Dear Aries and Sagittarius,

Aiyaa! So it's you two stars aru, that blew up the Southern chambers of my house, aru!

QAQ My people and I have depended on for you for four thousand years, aru, and t-this what happens to me, aru? The Southern chambers was my master bedroom, aru! Now I can't sleep, or go to the toilet to poo-poo aru... I had to sleep in the guest room reserved specially for Russia! With Russia, aru!

And now... and now... -sobs- My hips aren't working properly, aru!

Aries-dage, you're the more sensible of you two, aru! Why didn't you stop Sagittarius? QAQ

I-I shall tell Taurus-dage, about the bike, aru! Hmmph!

...

-grumbles- Aiyaa, healing herbs, aru? So you need help with Capricorn's injuries, huh? You'll have to tell me what injuries she has suffered, aru, if not I won't be able to prescribe the herbs, aru, and how to use tem for healing, aru! -grumbles- What if I gave you shanjinche herbs for healing her bruises, but you let her eat it, aru? She'll die, aru! Its a toxic plant, aru...

-sobs- I'm so tired, I don't know what to do about my Southern chambers, aru... Every night, the freezing wind blows into my house, aru... So cold... Aru... -shivers-

-What, aru? Ice cream? I don't have any of that fatty Western food in my house! Go to America's for that!

-looks around warily- I'd better go lock down my windows, tight, aru... In case she decides to come here, anyways...

I'll pass you the bill for the repairs, aru!

Please write back soon about the injuries, aru! I don't want to be responsible for the death of a star, aru!

-grumbles- Well wishes, aru,

China


Russia Says:

Zdravstuitye! ^ J^ Russia here!

I am not very happy that you have destroyed Yao Yao's bedroom! Poor Yao Yao has been very worried about the cold and Korea sneaking to grope his chest at night...

-KOLKOLKOLKOL-

However! I do not exactly mind, because it means that Yao Yao gets to sleep with me!

Keep up the good job, da? ^ J^

But don't forget to pay the bill, or else I will have to pay you a personal visit with my trusty Waterpipe!

Spaseeba, ee dasveedanye!

Russia