It is late and I don't care! La la la la la la.
So, about the dragon thing. My sister was playing TP, in the Castle in the Sky, and came up with the idea that Link is terrified of dragons. Not the giant plant, not the freaky spider, and not even Ganondorf. No. It was a dragon. Midna mocked him for it too. Hee hee hee, narration in games...
So, that was a pointless story. But I made you read it anyway. Neah.
...You can read now.
ONE more thingy to say. I don't own the characters or anything.
NOW how do you feel about disclaimers? Not loving them so much NOW, are we?
Age 6
Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf were playing outside. It was a clear day. Nayru and Farore were cleaning inside. Din was 'watching' the kids. Over head, a large figure blocked out the sun.
"What's that?" Ganondorf asked Din.
"Dragon." She yawned. Link's eyes widened.
"It…It's big and…SCARY!!!!" He screamed, jumping up and latching onto Zelda. She groaned and pushed him off. Ganondorf laughed.
"HAHA!" He snickered. "You're such a baby, leaky!"
"I am not LEAKY!" Link growled, pushing his hair out of his eyes. He wasn't crying. Much. Tiny tears leaked out of his eyes. They seemed to be tears of rage and embarrassment. Ganondorf chuckled.
"Whatever, fairy boy." He smirked.
"I don't have a fairy! That was an ancestor!"
"Ha ha."
"SHUT. UP!" Din screeched. "You don't even know the legend of your ancestors. All you know is that one had a fairy!"
"Nayru told us." Zelda pointed out.
"Oh yeah. Of course. Whatever Nayru says MUST be true." Din rolled her eyes.
"It happened." Zelda insisted.
"Oh, really? What did Nayru tell you?" Din's eyes narrowed. She knew Nayru hadn't told them legend. All they knew was…well, that Zelda was the Princess of Hyrule, Ganondorf ruled the Gerudoes, and Link was a boy from multiple places. It was something he was somewhat ashamed of, seeing that he had no permanent origin.
The dragon passed overhead again. Link's eyes widened and he ran inside to the safety of his home.
Age 7
Zelda was sketching a flower. Ganondorf was trying to catch a butterfly. Link was exploring in the bushes. His face brightened as his hand brushed something. Nayru watched him carefully. Farore walked up.
"What are you watching?" She asked.
"Shh. I put a clawshot in the bushes." Nayru explained.
"Why?" Farore asked.
"Well. I don't want them knowing their destinies. It might mess something up. I mean, we obviously have to explain we aren't really their mothers soon…"
"Go on." Farore said.
"I wanted to see his reaction to finding a weapon. He's going to be using them later, after all."
"Yeah." Farore said. Then, suddenly, "I don't think we should tell them we aren't their mothers. It might raise…awkward questions."
"I know." Nayru said. She turned around. "Let's wait awhile. Come to think of it, we probably shouldn't tell them if we can help it." she walked back inside. She knew that the children knew they had ancestors, but how would they take it knowing their parents weren't really with them? They were too immature now, and what about when they were teenagers? They would be going through difficult changes; the goddesses didn't want to add to the hardships.
Link ran over to Zelda.
"Zelda, look!" He said proudly, holding out the clawshot.
"What is it?" Zelda asked, putting down her sketchbook.
"I don't know." Link admitted. He put the clawshot on his hand. Zelda got up to peer at it from behind him. Ganondorf came over.
"Hold on, I want to see what this does." Link pressed the button on the Clawshot. It shot from the hook, latching onto some vines on their home. Link yelped as he was yanked upward. Zelda had jumped up and grabbed onto his waist in an attempt to keep him grounded. She was yanked up, too. They both screamed.
"Maybe the clawshot wasn't a good weapon…" Nayru whispered, and Farore began to giggle.
They hung from the wall, Zelda clinging to Link's waist. Link put his spare arm around her to keep her from falling.
"Now what?" Zelda snapped.
"I…uh…I don't know!" Link yelled in panic. Tears pricked his eyes. Zelda let out an aggravated grunt. Ganondorf ran up.
"Zelda! Let go! I'll catch you!" He said. Zelda looked apprehensively down. Then she looked up at Link. He shook his head.
"It's dangerous. We're too high." He said. Zelda pursed her lips and looked back down at Ganondorf. His arms were outstretched, eager to catch her. Zelda looked up at Link, shrugged, and let go of him. She yelped as she fell through the air. It terrified her to drop down.
She landed in Ganondorf's arms. They fell onto their backs.
"Ow…" Zelda muttered, rubbing her behind. Ganondorf sniffed and massaged his back. Zelda stood up and wobbled off into the temple. Before she did, she turned around.
"You'll catch Link, right?" She asked. Ganondorf nodded happily. Zelda smiled and went back in. Ganondorf glared at Link. Then he turned around and stormed away.
"Stupid Link." he muttered. "Zelda likes him best." Then his face brightened.
"But she came down to me." He said. "She let me catch her instead of staying with Link." He smiled and dashed inside the temple after her.
"Hello..?..." Link squeaked. "Ganondorf...? Zelda….? Farore….?...
Anyone…?"
Does he get down? Will he stay up there forever? How will he cope without using the bathroom? All these answers and more in a week! Give or take never, I might get lazy.
Pray that does not happen.
HAHA! I control your fate! Your very lives of knowing this story rest in my hands!
........That was too much, even for me.
You know what? My comments are getting longer. Is that good or bad? Hmm...
Comment! Peace! c(:
