Sorry to all of you guys who get this from your Author Alert or Story Alert. I'm editing, thanks to a sharp eye from mojogirl2003. She spotted that I wrote Quill instead of Embry for question 132. Ooops. My bad. Hey, don't forget to check out my semi-serious story, "Jungle Escape." Wanna know my version of what happens after Breaking Dawn? Find out... Remember, I've answered my own crazy questions in another story form. "Twilight Revealed! Stupid Questions Answered" has me logically and illogically answering all of the crazy questions my mind comes up with. FYI: I don't own Twilight (But I really want to look at tide pools with Jake...)

Random Questions I'd like to ask the Twilight Characters (Part 27)

131. Do vampires ever publish their memoirs under pen names?

132. Who's Embry's father?

133. Do the Cullens have library cards? (You never really hear about them reading, except for school...)

134. What happens to a vampire when he's shot? Does the bullet bounce off the stone, or does it shatter the skin as it penetrates through? (I wouldn't have this question, except that after seeing the volturi scene and having Edward's face crack... Well, I wonder...)

135. Where to vampires vacation?