Chapter Two: My dad, the Olympian

A/N: Here it is, chapter two. Enjoy :)

Freddie's POV

Ok, so this is how it happened. I was lying on my bed. My Pearpod was on shuffle and I was rocking out to Thunderstruck by ACDC. My laptop was opened. I was reviewing the last segment of iCarly. That's when my mom bursts in.

"Freddie, we need to talk", she said in her usual overly dramatic voice. I thought I knew what was coming.

"Mom I don't have tics!" I yelled. She always wanted to give me "tic baths" I knew I didn't have tics.

"No no, it's not about that, but yes Freddie, you have tics", she replied. I rolled my eyes. I guess I would never convince my mother that I didn't have tics.

"So what is it you want to talk about?" I asked as I shut my laptop. Mom sighed deeply.

"It's about your father", she replied.

"My father?" I asked, suddenly interested. I had always wondered about my father, but every time I brought him up, mom would ignore me.

"Yes. I think I should tell you the truth. I can't leave you wondering forever", mom continued. I turned off my Pearpod and listened.

"Freddie, your father was an amazingly handsome man. You know you look just like him? Anyway, your father was a busy man, and also very important", mom continued.

"So my dad was important, like a businessman or something?" I asked. Mom shook her head.

"No, more like an Olympian God", she said. Just then we heard an explosion from outside. I quickly sprang out of bed.

"That came from Carly's apartment", I said, concerned. Mom put her hand over her mouth.

"Mom! I'm gonna go check it out", I said. Before I was at our front door mom called out to me.

"Freddie, wait!" she called out. I turned around quickly.

"What?" I said.

"We need to pack your things, it's not safe here in Seattle any more", she said as she headed back towards my room.

"Mom, wait!" I called. I followed her and grabbed her arms.

"First you tell me my dad is an "Olympian God" then you say it's not safe in Seattle? What's going on?" I asked. Mom was beginning to cry.

"Freddie, I tried my best to protect you, I really did. That's why I never let you go near pointy items, or do anything dangerous. I wanted you to stay with me, but I guess I can't protect you forever", mom said. She got away from my grip and began to pack my things into a green luggage bag.

"Mom, I don't understand", I said. I really was confused.

"Just get a jacket Freddie, we're leaving", my mom said, still in tears. I decided to do as I was told. I grabbed my beige jacket and put it on. Mom and I left our apartment only to see Carly and Spencer coming out of a giant hole where there front door was supposed to be.

"I told Freddie as well", mom said to Spencer. Spencer nodded and we followed Spencer and Carly into the elevator. Carly gave me a look that said 'What's going on?' I just shrugged, since I had no idea what was going on either. We got off the elevator in the lobby and headed to the parking lot, only to find Sam there with her mom.

"I told Sam", Sam's mother said. Spencer smiled.

"Wow, how ironic that we all told them on the same day", Spencer said. Now I was really confused. They had all told us what?

"Well, we gotta get moving", mom said as she loaded my green luggage bag into the back of her SUV. Sam's mom put what was obviously Sam's luggage in as well. Then Spencer loaded Carl's suitcase in. After that, Sam, her mom and I got into the back seats of the SUV and mom drove off. So here we are now.

"What's going on?" I asked Sam. She looked behind us to the back window. I looked as well and I saw Spencer and Carly riding Spencer's motorcycle.

"I don't know, Fredwina, my mom just started talking chiz", Sam replied as she turned around and sat normally.

"Sam, I was telling you the truth", Sam's mom said.

"You're nuts. How are you gonna tell me my dad is an Olympian God?" Sam snapped. So Sam's mom had also told Sam her father was an Olympian God. Wow this was weird.

"My mom told me the same thing", I said as I turned and sat normally.

"Only because it's true", Mom replied from the driver's seat.

"Mom, are you insane? The Olympian Gods and Goddesses are all just Greek myths. That's why they call it 'Greek Mythology'" I said.

"Freddie, let me explain", mom said, her eyes focused on the road.

"Ok", I said, "Explain." Mom took a deep breath.

"Freddie, the Gods and Goddesses move along with western civilization. As America is the most powerful country in the west, the Gods have moved here", Mom began. She continued.

"Olympus, the home of the Gods, is now above the Empire State building in New York. The Underworld is now under San Francisco and basically everything in Greek mythology is now somewhere in the United States."

Sam laughed. "Freddie, your mom is crazy", she said. I rolled my eyes.

"Your mom isn't so sane either", I said. Sam's mom growled at me.

"Sorry, Ms. Puckett", I replied.

"Mrs. Benson is telling the truth. The Gods are here and two of them screwed us and now we have you guys", Sam's mom said.

"Ms. Puckett!" My mom said. Sam's mom shrugged.

"They're teenagers. They talk about sex all the time", she said. She had a point there, In the AV club, no one cared about school work anymore. All we talked about was getting laid, even though none of us had actually gotten laid before.

"Well.." My mom had nothing to say.


Sam's POV

My mom was a complete nut job! I mean here we were in Freddie's mom's car heading to I don't know where. I was having fun eating my fat cakes in bed before my mom forced me to take the bus with her to Carly's place. On the bus, she told me some mumbo jumbo crap about how my dad was an Olympian God, or whatever. The only reason I knew what that was was because I played God of War 3 on my Playstation 3. Otherwise, I probally would've asked a whole bunch of question about what the fuck was an Olympian God.

Mom had packed a bag of clothes for me. I was too tired to even ask what for. Next thing I know, here I am.

"I don't talk about sex all the time", Freddie said, obviously lying.

"Oh shut up Fredward, every time you see Carly you get a fucking boner!" I said. I think I may have sounded jealous, but puh-lease! Why would I be jealous that Fredachini Benson liked Carly? Don't get the wrong idea.

Freddie blushed.

"I do not get boners when I look at Carly", Freddie said.

"Sam, please don't cuss while we're in my car", Freddie's insane mom says.

"Oh whatever", I replied, crossing my arms. It was bad enough that I didn't want to be in there and now Freddie's mom was nagging me. I hoped the drive wasn't going to be long because if it was, I think I just might kill Freddie's mother.

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