Hey, don't forget to check out my semi-serious story, "Jungle Escape." Wanna know my version of what happens after Breaking Dawn? Find out... Remember, I've answered my own crazy questions in another story form. "Twilight Revealed! Stupid Questions Answered" has me logically and illogically answering all of the crazy questions my mind comes up with. FYI: I don't own Twilight (But I really want to have a standoff with the volturi and win...)
Random Questions I'd like to ask the Twilight Characters (Part 28)
136. Why don't Alice and Rosalie pretend, on sunny days, that they just have sparkly Bath and Body Works lotion on?
137. Does Alice ever play the lottery – and donate the winning ticket to charity - for fun?
138. Are there any obsessive compulsive vampires who sterilize a human neck before they feed?
139. Do vampires like polka music?
140. Do vampires play pranks on each other?
