Ao no exorcist x kuroshitsuji Chapter 5

CIEL'S POV

"So Sebastian can you explain how the underworld works" Yukio said calling him up to the front of class. "I suppose so." He looked at me who

nodded in agreement. "So how does a demon make a contract." Yukio asked still uncomfortable standing next to Sebastian who towered above

him by at least one head. "Well you approach the soul you desire… you set a few conditions and there you go. When they die you consume

their soul… Unless some stupid demon comes and turns your diner into a demon and makes you serve them for the rest of eternity starving

only allowed to eat souls that aren't even up to standard of the original dish." He had begun to ramble. Everyone stared at him then at me.

"Come on Sebastian you know you enjoy it" I said with a smile. Everyone looked at me. "You're a demon too." Rin asked loudly. Oh crap

Sebastian you bastard. "Uh… yeah I had to cause my enemy I mentioned before his demon maid murdered me." I said innocently causing everyone

to shrink back. "Oi… is that why you wear an eyepatch?" Rin continued. I stood up and walked over to Sebastian… This is another part of the

contract. Sebastian removed his glove and then undid my eye-patch. "It is a mark that I am his prey…" I continued. My eye glowed with

Sebastian's hand as they were both freed. Sebastian fastened the patch and he pulled his glove over his hand… "That's pretty much it for the

contract deal." We concluded. That's pretty much it." We concluded. "So how does the underworld work" Yukio asked inquisitively. "Beats me

never been there." I announced walking back over to my desk. "Ask Sebastian" Everyone's attention turned to Sebastian. "So how's it work." I

sat down smiling my eye gleaming with amusement. "Well I don't know if you heard but it is where all the souls that were rejected by

Gehenna go. Lucifer-sama comes up with punishment and the lowers deliver." He announced. "What are the lowers." Asked Shiemi. "Peseants

who have more authority than the prisoners." He concluded leaving everyones mouth wide with shock. "What do you do Sebastian?" Asked an

inquisitive Rin. "We make contracts fulfilling the wishes of the contractor. And when push comes to shove we deal with those troublesome

death gods." He said sighing rubbing his temples in memory of the tranny. "I thought peasents did that?" Bon asked looking over his paper

again. "Do you want them to do everything?" Bon snapped. "That information is false." Sebastian countered calmly. "Oh…" "Alright class let's

continue with our ordinary lessons." Yukio announced.

Rin's POV

Sebastian had sat down behind me. I can't believe he is a demon… Ciel too. I tapped my pencil losing interest in Yukio's blabber. *Crash* We all

covered our heads with our arms as the glass topple on us. The window had broken… or rather smashed. "SEBBY-CHAN I'VE RETURNED! LET'S

MAKE OUR LOVE OFFICIAL!" I looked at a red haired man… no women. No man? He ran at Sebastian who kicked him in the face full force.

Everyone gawked at how easily the person flew hitting the will and landing digging a chainsaw into their desks. They glanced at the man

sitting on the revving machine and the man that had his leg pressed against his body foot in the air proving his flexibility. "Oh great." Ciel

sighed loudly we all turned to him. "THE TRANNY CROSSDRESSING ATTACKER!" Bon screeched pointing a finger at the tranny remembering the

incident at the forest camp. The tranny jumped nimbly at the man pulling him by the collar. I panicked drawing my sword letting blue flames

explode. Yukio grabbed his guns and shot

at tranny. I was about to slash into his head when Sebastian stepped in between me the tranny and Yukio. Yukio gasped realizing he had fired

several demon killing shots. Sebastians foot rested against my sword and silverware reflected the bullets. Yukio sighed and then gaped at

what Sebastian had just done. "Sebastian get rid of Grell he is causing a disturbance to my lessons." Ciel announced blandly everyone turning

to him in confusion. "OH COME ON CIEL-CHAN! LEMME PLAY WITH SEBBY! LEMME BORROW HIM! This grell person wailed. "Of course not why

would I let him go with a failure." He announced coaxing the angry red haired man/woman. "BUT SEBBY SAVED ME LOOK!" He/she wailed

excitedly. At that moment Sebastian pivoted on a heel taking his foot from my blade and spinning his leg colliding his foot with the he/she.

"OW SEBBASTIAN!" He wailed crying on the floor. I stood confused. "Sheath your sword no use wasting it on an idiot." Ciel waved his hands

in the air motioning to the red haired he/she. "Now Grell I must inform you that your sick obsession with me is quite disturbing. I don't swing

that way and defiantly not with the people who steal my dinner." Sebastian said smiling. Swing that way… So it is a boy… and dinner…? Got

nothing for that. "You're a boy...?" I asked shyly placing my sword in the red bag. "NO I'M A LADY!" She? Wailed. "Stop lying you homo." Ciel

said standing. "Sebastian did I not order you to remove this annoying Shinigami." "My apologies my lord." Sebastian then grabbed grell by the

throat and threw him out the window. This time I was sure. He then picked up the chainsaw and threw it out the window. I could hear it make

contact with the poor man's face. "I hope you get your scythe taken away so you're stuck with scissors." Sebastian concluded placing wood

against the window. He rubbed his hands and dusted off his black uniform. "Well that was quite the bother" Sebastian smiled walking back to

his chair as eyes followed him in awe. "How did you do that! TEACH ME!" I wailed. "Die first." Sebastian said smirking. I shrunk back… "I'll deal

with my abilities." I said sitting down next to Shiemi. "So cool Sebastian" She smiled at Sebastian. Bon was speechless for the first time ever.

Konekomaura's eyes were sparkling and Shima was undoing his shaft he had prepared. Izumo was sitting quietly in the corner gawking her

foxes circling her feet. "Sebastian may I ask what just happened." Yukio asked leaning on the desk. "That was an annoying crossdressing

tranny of a shinigami and he has a passion for Sebastian" Ciel concluded flatly. "Shinigami?" I asked turning around. "The things that collect

souls." Ciel continued. "I hope he gets that thing taken away… it would be so much easier to punch him into tomorrow." Sebastian complained.

"I agree it's less noisy with scissors." Ciel responded beginning conversation with his butler. "What?" I interrupted getting a surprised glance

from Sebastian and Ciel. "Oh" Had they already forgotten I was here… "His death scythe… aka.. chainsaw… It is annoying and noisy so we were

talking about how it should be taken away again." Ciel stated. "What is it used for." Yukio asked walking over with a pen and paper. He

wanted to show off to all the other exorcists about what he discovered. "To collect the souls of people who died?" He responded

questioningly. "Class dismissed." Yukio wailed running over to his desk writing down as much information as possible "What a waste we

learned nothing" Ciel got up placing his hands in his pockets leaving the bags for Sebastian who followed suit. "Well I learned many things" I

looked at Shiemi who nodded and smiled back. Having demons for friends could prove to be very interesting.

Hi this was a very light hearted chapter. I personally thought it was laughable… Don't worry seriousness is coming just be patient! I

didn't want the whole story to be dreadfully depressing so I brought the only soulution. Grell… I used him like he is in the anime. He is

used to break tension filled times. Like the puppet episode where pluto abandoned Ciel. :D

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