AN: Heya! Haven't updated in a while, I keep looking at these two drabbles I have and I hate them so I keep having to write another one, meh. I'll tweak them at some point and put them up. Anyway, this one is just a cracky filled thing since I'm kinda in withdrawal from crack, I haven't written it in ages! I hope you enjoy it!


Clown

Atemu's eyes widened at the thing standing on the street corner. He bit his lip when it moved closer to him, what was it doing? Why was it getting closer? What did it want from him?

The red-paint stretched the thing's lips, making the supposed happy smile look insane and demented. Atemu moved back towards Yuugi, hoping that the man (who knew about the present world) would protect him from the creature.

The thing moved even closer and was within reaching distance, he was making something in his hands. It made the most awful screeching noise as the object changed shape and turned into what looked like some kind of disfigured animal. What kind of sick creature would dare destroy the beauty of animals? Did the creature know how much animals meant to him and

decided to scar him for life by creating such a thing? Atemu scowled as he pressed his back against Yuugi's chest, the bastard!

Atemu whimpered when the creature got right in front of him, a high pitched voice soon following.

"What kind of animal would you like, little boy?"

Even in his fear Atemu glared, he had been Pharaoh, he had faced far worse things than this and he refused to speak to this thing. And little boy? Honestly, he was just short. It wasn't even his fault, he wasn't from this time, he had been tall back then!

When the awful creature reached to touch his arm, as if concerned about his not answering its question, Atemu squeaked and hid behind Yuugi. Hoping the bigger man would save him from certain death.

Yuugi frowned at the clown, did he not realise he was scaring the shit out of his lover? The clown giggled joyously and tried to follow Atemu behind his back. Fuck that! This buffoon was not touching his Atemu.

Yuugi curled his hand into a fist, pulled it back and punched the clown in the face, feeling a sense of satisfaction filling him when he saw the writhing pile of makeup on the floor.

"Whose happy now, bitch?"

Turning around Yuugi smiled at Atemu, grabbing his hand and bringing it up to his mouth, kissing Atemu's knuckles softly.

"All gone."


AN: Heh, hope you liked it. This was also a reason to get a violent and protective Yuugi in this compendium, plus I just love an uke-Atemu, he's so cute!

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