Random-san Says:

China,

Hi, my name's Random-san! Actually, I'm only writing to say hi (Hi!) and to inform you of something. Has it ever occurred to you that there could be a person (*cough Russia cough*) inside of Mr. Panda, who uses that disguise to listen to your every complaint and then use them against you at a later date?
Spaghetti tacos for everyone,
Random-san

China Says:

Dear Random-san,

Nihao aru!

...

What, aru?

Russia in, in, a p-panda suit, aru?

You mean to say- PANDA ISN'T REAL ARU?

BUYAOOOOO ARU-

-Hmmm, aru. Actually, now that you've mentioned it, Random-san, it is quite true, aru. Panda has always been at my side since I was young, aru.

However, there are instances, aru, when I happen to leave the room, with Panda still sleeping there (You know how Pandas are, aru. Sleepy, aru!) and when I walk into the next, I see another Panda there, aru! A little shorter, and more stiff-looking Panda, aru.

But, aiyaaa, you know how much I love Panda, so, I didn't think much of it, aru. I did talk to the Other Panda quite a number of times, and once when I was complaining about Russia to the Other Panda, it started making a weird sniffling noise, aru!

I think it was crying, aru! OAO

Pandas don't normally cry, aru!

:) Aiyaaa, but even so...

I'm glad Russia decided to dress up in a panda suit for me, aru, just to listen to me complain so that he can understand me better, aru... Hmm. I haven't seen the Other Panda since last year, aru.

But again, Russia did trick me, aru... Am I supposed to be angry at him, aru? OAO

-AIYAA! It's a paradox, aru!

Thank you for your help, aru,

China

PS: The real Panda says hi!


Russia Says:

Zdravstuitye, Random-san! ^ J^

I am not happy that you have told Yao Yao my secret! I shall exact your punishment on you! After all, it is only right, da?

-KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL-

Meet my good friend, Waterpipe! ^ J^

Dasveedanye~! ^ J^