Hey, don't forget to check out my semi-serious story, "Jungle Escape." Wanna know my version of what happens after Breaking Dawn? Find out... Remember, I've answered my own crazy questions in another story form. "Twilight Revealed! Stupid Questions Answered" has me logically and illogically answering all of the crazy questions my mind comes up with. FYI: I don't own Twilight (But I want Jacob to take his shirt off, whether I need to bleed in a motorcycle accident for it to happen or not...)

Random Questions I'd like to ask the Twilight Characters (Part 34)

166. Does being sparkly ever make Edward feel a little less than masculine?

167. Do the Alaskan vampires ever make fun of the male Cullens for sparkling?

167 ½. Did Emmett tell them to "shove it where the sun don't make you sparkle?"

168. Do vampires ever get amused watching "Monsterquest" on the History Channel?

168 ½. Would normal people get the irony of that question?

169. Do vampires have an opinion on the outcome of Harry Potter 7?

169 ½. Did Alice drag everyone to the midnight Harry Potter release parties in order for the Cullens to seem "normal?"

170. Does Jessica seem like a "dumb blonde" in the movies without the blonde hair? (I can say that, being a blonde myself. Believe me, I have my moments. There are also moments, though, when being dumb transcends all hair colors...)