Random Questions I'd like to ask the Twilight Characters (Part 34)
166. Does being sparkly ever make Edward feel a little less than masculine?
167. Do the Alaskan vampires ever make fun of the male Cullens for sparkling?
167 ½. Did Emmett tell them to "shove it where the sun don't make you sparkle?"
168. Do vampires ever get amused watching "Monsterquest" on the History Channel?
168 ½. Would normal people get the irony of that question?
169. Do vampires have an opinion on the outcome of Harry Potter 7?
169 ½. Did Alice drag everyone to the midnight Harry Potter release parties in order for the Cullens to seem "normal?"
170. Does Jessica seem like a "dumb blonde" in the movies without the blonde hair? (I can say that, being a blonde myself. Believe me, I have my moments. There are also moments, though, when being dumb transcends all hair colors...)
