Guess what happens in this chapter... ? THEY GO ON THEIR TRIP!!!

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I have another disclaimer. My sister typed up pretty much all of this chapter. She really really wanted to, and being the kind (cough) loving (cough cough) sister that I am, I let her. All grammar mistakes are her fault. Sorry sis, but it's true.

c(:

"What is it?" Zelda asked the three goddesses. Moments before, they had called Zelda, Ganondorf and link into the kitchen.

"Yeah, I was having a great dream." Ganondorf said, rubbing his eye.

"Was it the one with the giant cookies, the one with the giant forest fire, or the one about the ladies with the giant-?" Link asked.

"Shut it!" Ganondorf snapped, embarrassed. Link ran his fingers through his hair in an attempt to brush it. Zelda eyed them curiously.

"We have decided that you should interact with the people of Hyrule." Nayru announced, ignoring Ganondorf and link. She beamed at the groggy 15-year-olds.

"You might find new friends!" Farore chimed in.

"Or enemies." Din said under her breath. She received a nudge in the ribs.

"Sounds cool." Link said, stretching. "I'm going to get dressed. Interacting isn't cool when you're wearing blue pajamas."

He turned and walked back down the hallway to his room.

"Yeah. Purple ones aren't attractive, either." Ganondorf shrugged, and then turned and followed link back down the hall.

"This pink one is extremely attractive." Zelda noted, picking up the skirt and examining it. "But I'm with those guys. I'll go change."

She dropped the skirt and walked back to her room, her shoulders back and head held high. She had great posture.

In Link and Ganondorf's room

Link pulled off his pajama top and dropped it onto the floor carelessly. He yawned.

"Hey, Ganondorf?" he said, sitting down on his bed, his legs swinging off the side. Ganondorf pulled out his guerudo shirt.

"What's up?"

"I was wondering… what kind of mother names their kid ganondorf?"

"Or link?" ganondorf snorted. Link's ears turned pink.

"I'll admit we both have funny names." He mumbled. "But really, what kind of mother does it?"

Ganondorf sat down on his bed, too.

"Are you… wondering who our moms were?" he asked. Link stared up at the ceiling.

"Yeah."

"I always thought the goddesses created us."

"That's reasonable."

They stared at each other.

"Why did they create us? Are we… an assignment? Did they steal us from our moms? Is there a duty we have to d-" Link was speaking as fast as he could, trying to get as much as possible out. It was clear he had been thinking about this stuff for a while.
"Slow down!" Ganondorf yelled. Link stopped talking, but did not close his mouth. It looked sort of awkward, with his mouth half open and his words still hanging in midair.

"I never thought about it before." Ganondorf said simply. He got up and pulled out some pants from the bottom drawer of his dresser. Link closed his mouth and pulled open a drawer of his. He pulled out a tunic and a belt.

The both pulled on their clothes.

Once fully dressed, they stared at each other in the mirror.

"Dude!" Ganondorf burst out suddenly, grabbing link's shoulders. "This is it! We're actually going!"

Link smiled at him.

"Yeah. Hyrule is going to hold a bucketful of adventure."

Zelda's Room

Zelda finished brushing her hair and picked up her delicate crown. She placed it on her head and admired herself in the mirror, and then touched the small wildflower that sat on her dresser, enchanted so that it would never wilt.

"I'm actually going to see my kingdom!" she squealed, squeezing her elf ears in excitement. She picked up some diamond earrings and slid them into her ears.

"Now calm down, Zelda." She told herself. "If I'm not civilized, my people will not accept me as their ruler."

She folded her hands in her lap neatly and stared at her reflection.

"Now Zelda. Hyrule is an enchanted place. You should respect it and respect your people. You will be calm and smile a lot. You will not reveal your magic of talent with a bow and arrow to anyone." She commanded. "And you will not reveal your talent with a sword." She stared at her reflection and started giggling.

There was a knock on the door.

"Zelda? Are you coming? Din said we'd better get our hind parts over there before she spanks them."

It was link's voice.

"Y-yes! I'm coming! Just let me get those golden shoulder things..." she leapt up, knocking her chair over.

"Cool. I'll meet you by the back door."

And then he was gone. Zelda grabbed her shoulder plates and slid them over her head and onto her shoulders. She flattened her hair and raced for the door.

Then she picked up a small sword and hid it in her skirt, just in case.

"Zelda?"

Now ganondorf was standing outside her door.

"Ganondorf, didn't Din want us there immediately?"

"Yeah. Link already told you? Man, he's fast…"

"Yup. Um… I still need to apply lipstick." She lied. Her lips were naturally red.

"Ok. See you down there."

She heard Ganondorf walk away.

Zelda folded her skirt more carefully over the hidden pocket, and then pushed open the door.

At the back door

The three teenagers stood in the back garden, waiting for departure. The three goddesses stood before them. Din's arms were crossed. Farore had tears in her eyes.

"The first time you'll be away from home in fifteen years!" she sobbed. Link blushed.

"Farore, geez… it's only for a few days!"

"You're right, I'm sorry…"

"Before you go, we have gifts to give you." Nayru announced, putting a consoling hand on Farore's shoulder. Link, Ganondorf and Zelda smiled at each other.

"First." Said Nayru, reaching into her pocket. "I have a few maps of Hyrule. They'll magically tell you where you are."

She pulled out some tattered old pieces of parchment.

"Now, it might be a little out of date… kokiri forest is in ruins now, so there's just a temple. There might be some survivors, since they never grow up. And on this one, it has the blue maiden's village, but now it's Ordon."

She handed them the maps.

"Uh, thanks, Nayru." Said link, staring down at the parchment.

"Yeah, thanks." Said ganondorf, a little disappointed.

"This is wonderful! Magical maps!" Zelda stared at the tattered paper in wonder. "Oh Nayru, Thank you!"

She hugged her goddess and then tucked the map into her hidden pocket. Link put it into his pouch and ganondorf slipped his into his guerudo jacket.

"Next, I'll give you my gift." Farore said. She reached down and pulled a handful of a flower that looked similar to lavender out of the ground. It was bright yellow and blue.

"These are kuyan Lavender." She said, dividing them into three small leather pouches. "They will-sob-give you courage in a battle and soothe your sorrows."

She glanced at a Flower, and then popped it into her mouth.

"Suck on it to make it work."

Her eyes suddenly dried from all the tears and she smiled.

"Your first adventure!" she sighed, handing a pouch to Link.

He held it like it was the most precious thing in the world.

"A flower holding courage and happiness…" he breathed. He slowly put it into his pouch, careful not to damage it. Farore beamed at him.

"Here, Zelda!" she said, plopping the pouch into her outstretched hands. Zelda opened her pouch and inhaled deeply.

"Oh… it's wonderful. You know, I read about the kuyan tribe somewhere. They're extinct but they never lived in Hyrule." She peered into her pouch. "I wonder how farore got these…"

Farore was too busy giving ganondorf his sack to hear her.

"Oh, geez. A flower. How wonderful." He grumbled, slipping his pouch into a pocket. "I couldn't have thought of a better gift."

Farore frowned at him.

"It will help you." She said defiantly, folding her arms.

"I have a gift." Said Din. Blank shock shone across the other goddesses faces.

"You do?!" they said in unison.

"Yeah. And it's the most useful, too."

"More useful than a map enchanted to show where you are?" said Zelda, staring at link.

"Certainly not more useful than the lavender." Link replied. Their goddesses smiled. Din scowled.

"here." she unfolded her arms. There were three tiny sacks.

"They're filled with rupees." She said, her words clipped. She dropped the bags into the teenagers awaiting hands. "You can buy food, now. You can also pay to spend a night at an inn."

Link smiled and dropped his into his pouch.

"This is really thoughtful." He said. "In a forest, there's no such thing as money, but I guess I can still use it."

"Peh. Who needs money when you can survive off the wisdom and skill of hunting for food?" Zelda snorted, slipping her money into the hidden pouch of her dress.

"You never know. I thought you might want to pay to see some exhibits with old ruins of Hyrule castle. It crumbled and exploded quite a few times, but the architecture is amazing."

"You exploded it, though!" Farore screamed at her.

"Oh, shut it. Hyrule needs more pizzazz. Say, Nayru, when are they going to invent lava lamps?" Din asked.

"Hopefully never." Nayru snorted.

"The goddesses of earth say that THEY have lava lamps and I like them…" Din pouted.

Ganondorf was still admiring his money.

"YES! I know just what to spend this on!" he said.

"What?" asked link. "Money for the giant cookies, matches for the giant forest fire, of tickets to the show for the ladies with the giant-"

"Shush!" ganondorf hissed. Zelda looked suspiciously at them.

"Time to go." Nayru growled. "See you in a few days."

"NO! Not yet! Link, I haven't hugged you goodbye ye-e-et!!!" Farore sobbed, flinging her arms around him.

"Bye, Farore!" he yelled, as Ganondorf burst into laughter.

"It's not funny, ganondorf." Zelda said. But then, Nayru waved her hand, and they disappeared into Hyrule.

"LINK! My baby! Think about how he will cope, without a goodbye hug!" Farore screamed, throwing herself onto the ground.

"He isn't two anymore." Nayru said. "I think he'll be fine."

"Yeah." Din snorted, kicking a mouthful of kuyan lavender into Farore's mouth.

At Hyrule

The three teenagers landed with an uncomfortable bump in Hyrule field.

"Ow. Ow. Ow." Zelda said, rubbing her butt. "I think I landed on the rupees."

"Ha ha!" Ganondorf said immaturely, pointing.

"Be nice!" Link said, putting an arm around Zelda. She smiled at him. "At this rate you'll be able to turn into an awful beast at will!"

"Bah. Like that will ever happen." Ganondorf rolled his eyes.

Zelda glanced around.

"I guess we go our separate ways." She said. "I'm off to castle town."

"I'm going to guerudo desert!" Ganondorf said proudly. "Time to see where I get my good looks from!"

"Bah. You look like a train ran over you." Link snickered.

"Stop saying 'bah'." Zelda told him.

"Bah. You look like a skinny weakling with elf ears." Said Ganondorf, ignoring Zelda completely. "Oh, god, sorry!"

Link glared at him.

"I'm going to kill some monsters in the Kokiri ruins." He said. "Lets all meet at Ordon at the end of the day, Ok?"

"Okay, Link. Be careful." Zelda said, hugging him around the middle. He turned a light shade of pink.

"Hey! I'm going to a scorching hot desert! How come I don't get a hug?" Ganondorf said, pointing to himself. Zelda giggled.

"Link is battling monsters while you get to check out the guerudo chicks. I'm sure you'll get some hugs." She said, smiling.

"But…" Ganondorf began. Link cut him off.

"Bye. I'll come back with monster meat for anyone who wants it! Just kidding, Zelda." Link walked backwards toward the forest while saying his goodbyes, and then turned and bolted into the trees.

"Well, I hear there's a guy with a cannon who can shoot me to guerudo desert. Later!" Ganondorf waved and ran away.

"Ganondorf, the deserts that way." Said Zelda, taking out her map.

"Right. THAT way." Ganondorf turned around and ran the other way. "See you at Ordon!"

"See you!" she yelled. And then she turned and walked in the direction of castle town.

I don't care about the grammar mistakes, I like this. Maybe it wasn't the funniest, but it's going to get HILARIOUS! Trust me.

And yes, both Ganondorf and Link have a minor crush on Zelda. c(:

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