Hi guys I promised an automatic update. I hope your Christmas's are going amazing. This will probably be the second last chapter. (this chapter will have lots of humor)

Merci pour lecture.

Orchidfur

Ciel's POV

Rin was bouncing saying how anxious he was, Yukio was prepping up on his Greek, Suguro was bullying Rin who in turn started yelling. Yukio started yelling at Rin in Greek and Rin was yelling at him to use a language he could understand. I swore by the end of the ride the vein in my head was going to pop.

"Young master we've arrived." Sebastian announced

"Thank god." I growled as the cars pulled to a stop. I climbed out welcoming the cool fresh air as I waited for everyone to grab their luggages.

"We have roughly an hour to get through security and such… do you think that will be enough time?" I questioned Sebastian who simply shrugged saying he would make it enough time even if he had to murder the guards. I smirked at his violence before scowling at the line before me.

"Just great I have to wait with these people!" I screeched loudly. The woman in front of me turned around and scowled at me.

"The whole reason for coming so early was to avoid the lines and annoyances of public air travel." I growled.

"Little boy, be considerate of people." The woman snapped.

"Mind your own business and don't call me a kid you old hag!" I growled back. She sneered at me looking at Sebastian as if he was supposed to discipline me. Sebastian however just smirked at my comment and turned his head away.

"Ciel you should be nice, She isn't that old." Yukio fretted slightly embarrassed.
"Shut up." I shrieked.

We waited what seemed like hours… but in reality….5 minutes had passed…. I growled loudly crossing my arms over my chest.

"I'm not even this impatient." Rin pointed out and I glared at him. We moved up a few people and I was slammed into the woman in front of me. The other woman had gone to another security passing due to my rudeness…If insulting the public got us through faster then so be it.
"Watch it brat!" She shrieked turning around. She couldn't be more than 15…How old do I look now… I haven't checked… My body has probably grown to about the age of 16….

"Hey Sebastian how long do demons grow?" I asked out of nowhere.

"Well…21 is normally when we stop…"

"So your parents look the same age as you?"

"No when you reach about 50,000 years you go up to like 30…"

"I see." At least I would be young looking for a while.

"hi." She squealed interrupting my conversation. I glared at her through narrowed eyes.
"Did you not just tell me to watch myself?" I growled sarcastically.
"Yeah but you're the only young one around here for like… ever. I've been so bored." She explained.

"I will not be your relief for boredom." I snarled back insulted.
"Whatever…I'm Katilyn. I'm from America." She offered excitedly.

"Wonderful." I spat back blandly.

"Ciel you should be nicer." Rin complained from behind me.
"Sebastian what's taking so long." I whined.
"Well apparently there is a huge weapon scandal going on." He pointed out.
"God I'm going to kill these people." I growled.

"Me too!" Katilyn agreed quickly. I glared at her as her green eyes sparkled. We moved another several paces.
thank god.

"So where are you guys going?" She inquired happily. I ignored her but of course Rin had to be himself….

"Greece!" He answered just as eagerly.

"Well… What are you guys doing there?" She pressed.

"Going to hell." I replied blandly.

"You guys are funny." She laughed.

"Please leave me alone." I groaned.

"Why would I do that? We are having so much fun. I've been bored for hours."

"It's been 10 minutes." I corrected.

"You know what I mean." She dismissed me with a wave.

"I actually have no idea."

"God you're not a morning person." She snarled her personality doing a 180 turn.

"You're so cute! It's a waste you're a prick." She snarled before switching places with her mother. I stared in confusion at her words….

"I make enemies everywhere I go." I shrugged it off and Sebastian laughed.
"That you do young master."

After 20 more minutes and 30 more annoying people we made our way to the front of the line.

"Shoes off." They demanded. I removed my shoes and placed them in the desired area.

"Can you take off your eye patch?" A tall man asked me.

Since when did they make people remove their eye patches… it's like asking someone to remove their underwear.

"I'd rather not." I snarled.
"Look if there happens to be metal there we don't want it to make the detector go wacky."

Since when where there metal in eye-patches? Finally sick of his harassment I took off the patch placing it with my shoes. I walked through and when nothing happened I grabbed it back from him snarling. Everyone made it through safely except for Sebastian who argued that he needed that tea because the airplanes tea was crap. They took it from him and I could only imagine what they would do with it… probably drink it the poor bastards.

"Can we go now?" I asked very agitated.

"yes my lord."

We all walked to the gate that was luckily boarding.

"Grab your tickets." I growled.

Most did except Rin…
"I lost mine!" He shrieked.

"You did what!" I screamed pulling his shirt collar.

"I took it from him for that purpose." Yukio announced handing the attendant the two tickets.
"Hurry up I'm pissed as is."

We boarded the flight and were greeted with a blonde haired woman with cheap makeup plastered to her face.

"Towards the wings." She instructed. I sat with Sebastian… there was a boy who had a seat by the window. I opted for the middle in case some weird shooting decided to happen leaving Sebastian on the end. Rin, Yukio, Shiemi and Izumo sat in the middle row. On the other side Suguro, Konekomaru and Shima sat happily. We took up our own little row… Almost… this annoying child was placed next to me. His parents were obviously sitting in front of me. I felt small feet kick me and I turned to see a golden haired child.

I just boarded we didn't even take off…

"Okay… This is your captain I would like you all to buckle your seat belts… we are going to take off momentarily." Thank…God. I buckled my seatbelt and so did Sebastian. The boy next to me didn't move at all.

"Hey kid buckle up or you're going to die…you're going to die anyway someday just not today." I mentioned blandly. He looked at me eyes filled with shock as he fastened the belt. The engines on the plane revved and the kid started screaming.

"WHAT THE HELL!" I screamed back.

"I DON'T WANT TO DIE MR." He screamed.

"Knock it off! I said someday not today!" I screamed back.

"YOU TOLD MY SON HE IS GOING TO DIE!" the mother called looking backwards.

"NO! I SAID NOT TODAY!" I defended weakly…I did say he was going to die… I was joking… everyone dies eventually… every human… dies eventually.

"WHY WOULD YOU TELL AN 8 YEAR OLD THAT!" She screamed.
"WHO BRINGS AN 8 YEAR OLD ON A PLANE!" I screamed back.

"MOMMY! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" The boy screeched.

" Nice going Ciel." Rin commented placing earphones in his ears. Son of a bitch.

"LOOK YOU ASSHOLE! YOU AREN'T GOING TO DIE SO SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER! I'M HAPPILY 137! SO STOP YOUR SCREAMING" I screamed getting in his face. He shut up immediately.

"DON'T LIE TO MY SON!" The mother complained.

"DON'T HIDE HIM FROM DEATH!" I shouted back.

"WHAT KIND OF LIE IS 137!" she yelled.

A kick on my back made me bump into the lady and she screamed. Airplane people! Save me!

"SEBASTIAN!" I screamed. He ignored me pretending he couldn't hear me… I knew he could…stupid ass.

"Honey it's okay we are all going to die eventually but you go to heaven. It's okay. When we die we go to a wonderful place." She soothed.

"Or you go to hell where your skin sizzles off your bones." I added quietly….but not quietly enough… the boy heard and started screaming again.

"I DON'T WANT TO DIE OR GO TO HELL!"

"SHUT UP! GOOD PEOPLE GO TO HEAVEN IF YOU STOP SCREAMING YOU HAVE A CHANCE." I yelled and he shut his lips. Tears streamed down his face. The mother looked at me angrily I could tell she was going to punch me when we got off. I smiled at her smugly before pulling headphones over my ears. I leaned back in the chair sighing at the quiet.. After such a shouting episode I just wanted to sleep. I closed my lids and let the sounds of the ocean fill my ears. Everything was so serene….until…. *kick…..*kick…. I gritted my teeth adjusting hoping that it would stop. But… of course with my luck… it persisted. *kick* Each time it got more and more powerful…defiantly doing it on purpose. Not wanting to give them a reason to persist I bit my tongue staring down Sebastian. His crimson gaze fell on my cerulean eyes as he cocked his head in question. I remained silent just lidding my eyes as another kick shook my body. It had been 5 minutes and I thanked god the child had stopped… until…now. I stood up unbuckling myself now because we were in mid-flight and spun around to face the child.

"MOTHER FUCKER! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!" I screamed in her face. A very angry father overwhelmed my gaze.

"DON'T TALK TO MY DAUGHTER THAT WAY!" He growled.

"DISCIPLINE YOUR CHILDREN!" I shouted back.

"ARE YOU CALLING ME A BAD FATHER?" He asked seething with anger.

"NO I'M CALLING YOU A FATHER THAT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TEACH YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO KICK PEOPLES CHAIRS." I shouted back I sat down not bothering to hear his reply god this will be a long flight…..

*3 hours later*

After finally landing I sighed with relief.

"Ceil you sure are a mean airplane passenger." Rin joked.

"Shut up." I replied playfully.

"Well I mean you were very entertaining. The girls behind us found it wonderful." Rin joked pointing to the girls who blushed innocently when I stared at them.

"Well we have bigger issues than arrogant passengers." I explained as we claimed our luggage."

"YOU!" A shout resonated through the airport. I turned to see a woman in her 40's holding onto a disturbed child.

"Oh god." I breathed. Rin laughed and Shiemi looked a bit scared.

"How could you tell that to a child!" She screamed.

"Look lady I've got places to be." I brushed her off nonchalantly.

"Don't brush me off! You will never be a father."

"Of course not I'm gay." I lied smoothly. She shut up immediately telling me I wasn't accepted by god before walking away briskly.

"Ciel that was priceless!" Rin commented laughing so hard tears were springing to his eyes.
"yeah yeah I handled it quickly, let's check into the hotel so we can go to hell." I growled walking past them.

Okay so this chapter was a bit longer… this was actually an experience I experienced on an airplane…. It was hilarious…. I felt bad afterward but I didn't mean it, my sense of humor is like that, I thought it would be a funny joke that a child took seriously…. I didn't tell them I was gay or did I make a huge scene I apologized… XD but ciel doesn't roll that way. I hope you enjoyed the chapter.

Please review telling me whatcha think kay?
Until next time.

Orchidfur