OK. I have 2 complaints.
1) Why am I getting no reviews? I'm just curious, because I KNOW this story is good enough. It used to get reviews, and now ZIP! ZILCH! NADA! WHY! I'm I'm typing this up instead of my school work(Curse you Math) then I WANT RECOGNITION!
2) Once more I state that I am Zelink! I have no liking for IliaxLink. And also, trust me, There will be slight Zelink in here! So shut up! BUT, to make you all happy, (Because there is NO pleasing you) Ilia has a sudden attitude change.
If you like Ilia, remember that this is like...a few generations after Twilight Princess.
Thank you, and enjoy.
Up in the clouds
"Why'd you have to put that sleeping spell on Zelda?" Din asked, chewing on a piece of her hair.
"I don't want her staying up all night drinking booze." Nayru said, flipping a page in her book. "There are too many temptations. I don't want any funny business to happen."
"Hmmf." Din took her hair out of her mouth and rested her head in her hands. "That sure makes things a lot more boring."
Farore popped in, her apron on. Her hair was singed.
Din gave her one of her looks.
"I'm making brownies for the kids." Farore explained, wiping some chocolate off her face. "I just got too close to the oven, that's all. The food's fine."
"And how much poison did you put in?" Din asked.
"DIN!" Nayru yelled. She threw her book down and stood up.
"Oh, guys, please don't fight." Farore begged. "I just came in here for an update on the children."
Din stood up, too.
"Shut up, miss carefree." She spat.
"No, I'm serious! Next time we'll have to babysit a troll for eighteen years! Have you two learned nothing at all?"
Nayru stopped in mid-lunge. She fell down on the carpet.
"Farore's right." She said, dusting herself off. "So please, Din, give her an update on the children."
Din snorted and plopped back down onto the carpet.
"Well, Link is still talking to that girl. I think she's showing him a place to stay."
"Ooh! I HATE that girl!" Nayru growled, opening her book fiercely. "Zelda's supposed to get the first kiss! If Link and Zelda don't get together like the Legend's supposed to be, the Great God will kill us!"
"Shut up, and let it freaking go." Din said. "And that's not all. Zelda fell asleep, and Ganondorf had to carry her! Isn't that sweet?"
"WHAT?" Nayru screamed, flinging herself off the chair to stare down at Hyrule. "Oh, son of a b-"
Back in Ordon
Link said goodnight to Ilia and opened the door to the hut he was supposed to stay in. It was small. There was a crackling fireplace with a pot hung over the charred wood, three beds made with hay and goat fur, and a rug. He didn't bother to go upstairs.
Link plopped down on a bed and opened the small window next to it. Some cool night air rushed in.
He set his sword and shield down next to him.
Link stared out the window for any signs of when Zelda and Ganondorf would come back. It was awfully boring alone.
He was also beginning to think that Ilia was just playing some sick, twisted game with him. After all, wasn't that her, walking arm in arm with another guy? A tiny light was reflected on the water of the lake.
Navi flew out from over it.
"Hey! Look!" She squealed, flying as fast as she could to the window.
"What?" Link asked, leaning back so Navi wouldn't smack into his face when she flew in.
"Zelda fell asleep." Navi said, sitting on top of his head. "So Ganondorf picked her up."
"Huh." Link frowned. The goddesses had something to do with this.
He suspected Din. When had Ganondorf EVER had a chance with a lady?
"Well, I'll help him." He sighed, standing up. He glanced around for a lantern. There was one by the door.
"Navi, I'm going outside. " He said, standing up. Navi toppled off his head and onto the bed made of straw.
"Ouch! Okey dokey."
Link dragged his legs to the door and picked up the lantern. A sudden sleepiness washed over him.
Despite his longing to go back to his bed, he lit the lantern in the fire and carried it outside. He hung it up on the door, so that the whole town could see that that was where he was.
Link sat down on the grass and waited. He felt soooooo sleepy.
To take his mind off the sleepiness, he pulled out the ocarina and put his lips to it.
Music floated out.
The music was soothing. He felt his eyelids get heavy.
With a bang he realized he was playing the tune that Nayru always sang to Zelda when she couldn't fall asleep. She called it 'Zelda's lullaby', but Farore had always argued that link listened to it, too. Din would fume over the fact that they both had forgotten ganondorf.
Link closed his eyes and played some random notes. He felt like he was going to pass out.
Link slipped the ocarina away and lay back against the door, eyes still closed. The night air rushed by his face. It was very pleasant.
Before he knew it, he fell asleep.
Up in the sky
"Thanks for putting the sleeping spell on link, Nayru." Farore said, yawning. "But now he's asleep outside."
"Be quiet. Ganondorf sees him. "Nayru snapped. Din smiled and plopped down in a chair.
"Yeah. Oh, and thanks for putting the sleeping spell on Zelda, too." She said smugly. "Ganondorf is finally getting somewhere with her."
"Shut up!" Nayru snarled, fuming.
Back in Ordon
Ganondorf bent down and picked link up, tossing him over his shoulder. How typical for him to fall asleep. Ganondorf took the lantern off the door with his teeth and opened the door with his free hand.
Navi was flitting about the fireplace.
"Hey, hot stuff! I've never seen an ORANGE fairy before!" she giggled.
"Nabphi?" Ganondorf said. He took the lantern out of his mouth and set it down on a small table. "You DO know that that's an ember, right?"
Navi turned lavender in a blush and zipped up to ganondorf.
"Yes! And you DO know that link is not luggage?" She said angrily.
Ganondorf rolled his eyes and kicked the door shut.
"Of course. He just fell asleep."
Ganondorf lay Link down on the straw bed and Zelda on the other. He sat down on the third.
"ya'know, Navi, someone ought to change them." He said, eyeing Zelda with longing.
"NO!" Navi screamed. She flared up to a violet color. "They can sleep in their clothes!"
"But it looks uncomfortable…" Ganondorf sighed. Navi slowly eased back down to a light blue.
"Look, all you have to do is take the shoulder plates off and… maybe the boots." She said, pushing a stray lock of blue hair out of her eyes. Of course, she was too small for ganondorf to notice.
"But right now, I'm sure you need some rest."
"Uh…huh…" Ganondorf lay down on his bed. A cloud of exhaustion fell onto him. "goodnight." He mumbled, kicking off his shoes. He went limp and began to snore. Din, I'm sure, was not pleased with the sight of this.
Ganondorf is a perv.
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