It's your fault I've been too busy for these. I'm reading tons of fanfiction as I recover from the concussion. All your fault. The reading, not the concussion.

Anyone wishing they could go undercover and take out Jane after reading Bree Tanner's story? Death is too good for her – she needs to suffer.

206. Do vampires have ANY form of boogers?

207. Do Vampires carry handkerchiefs out of old habit?

208. If a vampire were to reenact Oedipus onstage, would he actually gauge out his own eyeballs just for the shock value?

209. If the Cullens suddenly had the urge to create a band, who would play which instrument? (Let's get a little more original that Edward playing keyboard, here…)

209 ¼. Who would be the bad boy? (Because, really, it's kinda up in the air, isn't it?)

209 ½. Would Jasper bite the heads off of live birds during concerts?

210. The Cullen house is always clean. Do they go through tons of cleaning products, or does Vampire saliva do in a pinch?