Sadly, don't own any of it.

This EXTRA chapter tonight is dedicated to the wonderful Random Person In ur Bushes. The entertainment value of your screen name never gets old. Ever. If you ever take over the world, I will happily be your minion.

221. Would vampires have a little too much fun with "Little Red Riding Hood" retellings?

221 1/2. Do werewolves get mad at that story?

222. Do vampires have classifications for us like we do for beef? (i.e. veal for calf; beef for fully grown cow; organic…)

223. According to Bree Tanner, new vampires have to feed more frequently. Is there a point when old vampires don't need to feed at all, or just once a year?

224. How much vampire venom has to go through a person's bloodstream to change a human into a vampire?

225. Do vampires stay the same size no matter their exercise or food intake?