Sadly, don't own any part of Twilight. Except my crazy brain's questions about it. I totally own up to that. Why, you ask? I couldn't really say.

231. Do humans change to vampires with their teeth exactly the way they were?

232. Can they whiten their teeth?

232. Do regular vampires have fun with dentists? (Could you please take a look at my teeth? Ooh, you think I could use braces? Let me show you what I think about that…)

232 1/2. Would specially fitted braces do any good for vampire teeth? (Sorry, Kid! You might want to take care of those chompers before you transform…)

234. Do the Cullens lick envelopes to seal them before they send them out in the mail? Does the venom work that way?

235. What did Charlie get Edward and Bella as a wedding gift?