Sadly, don't own any part of Twilight. I would happily offer my neck to any Cullen men, though.

251. Do vampires do their best to follow fashion trends? (Ewww mullets!)

252. Do vampires have campfires? (The cottage has a fireplace…)

253. Does a vampire's stomach growl?

254. Are some ninjas vampires? Are some vampires ninjas?

255. Has a vampire ever invented a word? (The truthiness of that statement is questionable… Thanks, Stephen Colbert, for that word…)