Kyle here!!

Yup co-authoring this story thingy, so yeah…

Whoever is actually reading this, enjoy!!!! =)


Mello POV

Ah crap! I'm in Super Mario. This is just perfect. How the hell am I supposed to get out of here? And where the hell is Matt? And who the hell is that talking?

The shadow turns into a form, and the form turns into a very ugly body. The body of Near....or Bowser actually. This is just great!

"No so strong are ya peach? Huh? You didn't answer me."

"What the fuck Near!!!!"

"Please, call me Bowser."

I glare at Near...or Bowser. Damn he looks funky. What's with the turtle shell? And... Why the hell do I have to wear a dress!!! Come on now! This couldn't get any worse!

And right as I think that, one of 'Bowsers' minions, it looks like Gevanni but in a wizards robe and riding on a broomstick, comes in and turns my huge puffy pink dress into a shorter sluttier ballerina type dress.

"What the fuck Near stop that!"

"Oh I just want to see more of well...You."

He ends that with a large pedophile-like smirk and walks out of the little dungeon room, where I'm held captive for who knows how long. I just hope Matt will come soon.

Because this really sucks.


Matt's POV

How in the hell am I supposed to get around this?? With out a Yoshi, this is useless!!!! Gah! Grrr!

I hate chainsaws even more now!!! Where the hell do you get a Yoshi when you NEED one!?

"Well looks like I'm going to have to jump. I HAVE to find Mello. I hope he's not here with Bowser. An I wonder who Bowser is. That would be so funny if it was like ……Near"

I keep walking until I find a little box hanging in mid-air with a revolving question mark on it. Hmm.....


Kyle: You like this chapter? You review!!! Kyle loves reviews!!!

Matt: Of course you do! And where the hell is yoshi!? WHO is yoshi???

Mello: Why the hell am I wearing a slutty dress!?

Kyle: Because I think you look sexy in it. That's why! ^.^

Matt: Hey that's my slut!

Mello: I'm not a slut!!! And thank you Kyle, ur cool. You want a look? *Wink*

Kyle: *Blush* no thank you Mello, I already has a boyfriend. He'd be pissed if he found out...

Thanks! Mello back in the cage!!!!! Matt what did I say about getting out of the trunk!!!!!