Sadly, I don't own any part of Twilight.

301. Do the Cullens ever iron their clothes, or do they A.) only wear new clothes, or B.) send their clothes to cleaners?

302. Have any vampires had their voices used for cartoon characters?

302. Are there any vampires who have become professional chefs?

303. Are there any Border Patrol vampires who can sniff out drugs?

304. Have any vampires worked for radio stations, during night hours, for extra cash?

305. Does it take a longer time to "change" someone when they're a little chunky, or does the transformation take away excess weight? (Good weight-loss program, right? Edward's just a bonus…)